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Polyspora

Patatitta wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

What if, Entertainment Censorship Never existed (ex: Skullgirls censorship patch, Dark jokes in videogame, Swearing in songs,)
do you really want to see the panties of the characters in a competitive fighting videogame that badly
its a bonus yeah its cool

but songs I'm all in for it, fuck censored music, fuck censored art.
xch00F

Polyspora wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

What if, Entertainment Censorship Never existed (ex: Skullgirls censorship patch, Dark jokes in videogame, Swearing in songs,)
do you really want to see the panties of the characters in a competitive fighting videogame that badly
its a bonus yeah its cool

but songs I'm all in for it, fuck censored music, fuck censored art.
lol
Polyspora

xch00F wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

What if, Entertainment Censorship Never existed (ex: Skullgirls censorship patch, Dark jokes in videogame, Swearing in songs,)
do you really want to see the panties of the characters in a competitive fighting videogame that badly
its a bonus yeah its cool

but songs I'm all in for it, fuck censored music, fuck censored art.
lol
lol
Patatitta

Polyspora wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

What if, Entertainment Censorship Never existed (ex: Skullgirls censorship patch, Dark jokes in videogame, Swearing in songs,)
do you really want to see the panties of the characters in a competitive fighting videogame that badly
its a bonus yeah its cool

but songs I'm all in for it, fuck censored music, fuck censored art.
yeah, I don't think stuff like swear words, violence or even sexual themes should really be censored, now, with "dark jokes", we would have to see what they mean exactly by that, since it could just mean saying the nword or whatever, and the skullgirls situation, I mean, it's probably better if a competitive videogame doesn't give you a boner lmao, also, I'm pretty sure some of the characters of skullgirl were children
Tad Fibonacci
What if GMTs weren't such sissies that we could post quality shitposts like this on OT.

Karmine

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

What if GMTs weren't such sissies that we could post quality shitposts like this on OT.

What if OT was full of 13 years old?
B0ii

Karmine wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

What if GMTs weren't such sissies that we could post quality shitposts like this on OT.

What if OT was full of 13 years old?
porn and liveleak videos spammed all over the place
Corne2Plum3

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

What if GMTs weren't such sissies that we could post quality shitposts like this on OT.

I would not take the moderation of this website from 2010 as reference tbh
Tad Fibonacci

Karmine wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

What if GMTs weren't such sissies that we could post quality shitposts like this on OT.

What if OT was full of 13 years old?
It isn't?
Karmine

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

What if GMTs weren't such sissies that we could post quality shitposts like this on OT.

What if OT was full of 13 years old?
It isn't?
Yes it is.
Reyalp51
i really wish there werent actual kids here but i cant kick them so it is what it is
Karmine

Reyalp51 wrote:

i really wish there werent actual kids here but i cant kick them so it is what it is
You can IRL.
AxisPraxisMDS
What if, Every Pedophile Get a Sentence Equivalent of a Public enemy No 1
Karmine

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

What if, Every Pedophile Get a Sentence Equivalent of a Public enemy No 1
RIP osu!
Patatitta

Karmine wrote:

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

What if, Every Pedophile Get a Sentence Equivalent of a Public enemy No 1
RIP osu!
Tad Fibonacci

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

What if, Every Pedophile Get a Sentence Equivalent of a Public enemy No 1
Rip GMTs
Corne2Plum3

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

What if, Every Pedophile Get a Sentence Equivalent of a Public enemy No 1
RIP a lot of YouTubers
Farfocele
Now what if... what if I actually actively edited Wikipedia.
Karmine
Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
Reyalp51

Karmine wrote:

Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
thats gay
NicNock
what if osu! didn't have to develop other gamemodes?
Polyspora

Reyalp51 wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
thats gay
Karmine

NicNock wrote:

what if osu! didn't have to develop other gamemodes?
What if we had touhosu?
Tad Fibonacci

Karmine wrote:

Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
Gay
Achromalia

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
Gay
i say this with complete earnestness-- the dynamic of tad responding to everything with "gay" both as an insult and as a joke, even for entirely disparate things, is kind of exactly what fanfic writers might find as a compelling omnidirectional crackship of homoerotic tension

what im saying is

this theoretical frame arguably makes tad the most gay individual in ot, moreso than the unironic actually-gay people here :>

(ok the actually-gay people can be ironic too, for fun ^^)
Tad Fibonacci

Achromalia wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
Gay
i say this with complete earnestness-- the dynamic of tad responding to everything with "gay" both as an insult and as a joke, even for entirely disparate things, is kind of exactly what fanfic writers might find as a compelling omnidirectional crackship of homoerotic tension

what im saying is

this theoretical frame arguably makes tad the most gay individual in ot, moreso than the unironically actually gay people here :>
No no, I'm only gay for you Achro <3
Achromalia

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
Gay
i say this with complete earnestness-- the dynamic of tad responding to everything with "gay" both as an insult and as a joke, even for entirely disparate things, is kind of exactly what fanfic writers might find as a compelling omnidirectional crackship of homoerotic tension

what im saying is

this theoretical frame arguably makes tad the most gay individual in ot, moreso than the unironically actually gay people here :>
No no, I'm only gay for you Achro <3
awww <33 you're sweet i'm not into you but i respect you for it
Karmine

Achromalia wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
Gay
i say this with complete earnestness-- the dynamic of tad responding to everything with "gay" both as an insult and as a joke, even for entirely disparate things, is kind of exactly what fanfic writers might find as a compelling omnidirectional crackship of homoerotic tension

what im saying is

this theoretical frame arguably makes tad the most gay individual in ot, moreso than the unironically actually gay people here :>
No no, I'm only gay for you Achro <3
awww <33 you're sweet i'm not into you but i respect you for it
The forum-zone.
Topic Starter
sametdze

Karmine wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Dude unironically using gay as an insult in 2024, truly a shining example for OT.
Gay
i say this with complete earnestness-- the dynamic of tad responding to everything with "gay" both as an insult and as a joke, even for entirely disparate things, is kind of exactly what fanfic writers might find as a compelling omnidirectional crackship of homoerotic tension

what im saying is

this theoretical frame arguably makes tad the most gay individual in ot, moreso than the unironically actually gay people here :>
No no, I'm only gay for you Achro <3
awww <33 you're sweet i'm not into you but i respect you for it
The forum-zone.
lol
- Marco -

Patatitta wrote:

- What if...i...i never...i... sorry i'm crying i can't say it

if you had never found out about miku you would probably just have fallen for another
how can you say something like THAT

i would N E V E R!
JustABeginner
Imagine a world we have kids and they started picking up osu! - 20-30 years later from now.
And then out of curiosity they decided to check the forums how they were looked like and stumble upon Off-Topic.

How do you think they react?
Karmine

JustABeginner wrote:

Imagine a world we have kids and they started picking up osu! - 20-30 years later from now.
And then out of curiosity they decided to check the forums how they were looked like and stumble upon Off-Topic.

How do you think they react?
They would die of cringe, or if they're like 13-15 they might find it funny.
z0z

JustABeginner wrote:

Imagine a world we have kids and they started picking up osu! - 20-30 years later from now.
And then out of curiosity they decided to check the forums how they were looked like and stumble upon Off-Topic.

How do you think they react?
sorry man but the birth rate is gonna hit 0 meaning we won't have kids
Corne2Plum3

JustABeginner wrote:

Imagine a world we have kids and they started picking up osu! - 20-30 years later from now.
And then out of curiosity they decided to check the forums how they were looked like and stumble upon Off-Topic.

How do you think they react?
ALT+F4
- Marco -

JustABeginner wrote:

Imagine a world we have kids and they started picking up osu! - 20-30 years later from now.
And then out of curiosity they decided to check the forums how they were looked like and stumble upon Off-Topic.

How do you think they react?
i uuh...
reffty_gag
what if human doesnt exist ? What if space doesnt exist? So where we are now ?
Kaaruumii
what would happen if osu players quit for osu mania? (or better yet etterna)
#number1osuhater
[ Rynn ]
what if spotify free subscription isn't as fucked up as it is now?
xch00F
what if you just pirated music off soulseek instead of paying spotify
Patatitta

Farfocele wrote:

Now what if... what if I actually actively edited Wikipedia.
nothing would really change


NicNock wrote:

what if osu! didn't have to develop other gamemodes?
you would make of osu a worse videogame


Karmine wrote:

NicNock wrote:

what if osu! didn't have to develop other gamemodes?
What if we had touhosu?
osu would be so peak


JustABeginner wrote:

Imagine a world we have kids and they started picking up osu! - 20-30 years later from now.
And then out of curiosity they decided to check the forums how they were looked like and stumble upon Off-Topic.

How do you think they react?
"god they were an annoying piece of thrash i'm glad i'm better than them"


reffty_gag wrote:

what if human doesnt exist ? What if space doesnt exist? So where we are now ?
if humans didn't exist, prehistory would just run forever, with animals fighting each other 24/7 and nothing else really happening, until in a million of years another species developes intelligence and conciousness

if space didn't exist (which i'm assuming you mean the concept of a universe), then, there would be nothing


Kaaruumii wrote:

what would happen if osu players quit for osu mania? (or better yet etterna)
#number1osuhater
we would probably see at least 5 new players in the top 50, honestly I have a theory that the top skill of each player in each gamemode is at least comparable, I don't think that if we had a large influx of players in taiko for example that shinchikuhome would fall to #10


[ Rynn ] wrote:

what if spotify free subscription isn't as fucked up as it is now?
if spotify were to be good, there wouldn't probably be many spotify alternatives


xch00F wrote:

what if you just pirated music off soulseek instead of paying spotify
you would probably have a better listening experience for cheaper
abraker
what if everyone's iq was above 120?

what if meat grew on trees?

what if cereal killers used tomato juice?

what if everyone had xray vision?

what if our brains were actually sentient parasites to the otherwise vegetative bodies they inhabit?

what if reproduction was lethal - praying mantis style?

what if we could edit our own minds to change our habits, ideas, how we pervieve things, but not our memories?
Corne2Plum3
what if everyone was animal anthros from various species like in Zootopia? :3
z0z

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

what if everyone was animal anthros from various species like in Zootopia? :3
ok but what would everyone that's not already a furry be?

abraker wrote:

what if everyone's iq was above 120?

what if meat grew on trees?

what if cereal killers used tomato juice?

what if everyone had xray vision?

what if our brains were actually sentient parasites to the otherwise vegetative bodies they inhabit?

what if reproduction was lethal - praying mantis style?

what if we could edit our own minds to change our habits, ideas, how we pervieve things, but not our memories?
iq: iq is based on the population average so i think it'll be the same except science advances faster

meat: meat fruit? then somehow, plants would just be animals

xray: bones would become a more significant part of human culture

brains: uh, symbolic relationship, see the human body and the gut microbiome
if the brain was considered a parasite by the human body, expect rates of dementia to skyrocket

praying mantis: gay men be lucky, at least from my view, expect social issues to arise regarding that though

minds: so many people would fuck it up, and the rich would be able to access people who are actually trained to do it well
Karmine

abraker wrote:

what if we could edit our own minds to change our habits, ideas, how we pervieve things, but not our memories?
Isn't that just called growing?
abraker

Karmine wrote:

abraker wrote:

what if we could edit our own minds to change our habits, ideas, how we pervieve things, but not our memories?
Isn't that just called growing?
what if we could grow?
NicNock
what if c wasn't the speed limit of matter?
reffty_gag
what if osu players (especially top players) use osu forum instead of twitter ?
abraker

NicNock wrote:

what if c wasn't the speed limit of matter?
well now you have done it...

Ok so first c is not the speed limit of matter. It is the speed limit of information within spacetime. Second, c as any number is complete arbitrary relative to whatever units it is being presented in. So lets throw away the units and ask ourselves why is c not faster or slower than whatver it is now?

Ok so for this analogy think what is powering our brain as a small spinning motor. It spins at the speed of c. The spinning motor spins a larger gear than spins a larger gear and so on. Each gear spins slower and slower. Until we get to the gear that spins our perception of time.

Ok so then lets slow down or speed up that motor. Then the gear that spins our perception of time speeds up or slows down according. So you see, c is the speed it is because when you consider all the neurons working together to form the perception of time, it takes x amount of times longer than c to give us a moment. If you think about it, that also means fruit flies, who have tinier brains, and so have signals travel less to process, would actually perceive c slower because their brain ticks faster.

Ok ok that explains why c is a certain speed, but that doesn't explain why c is a certain speed at all. Like why not 0 or infinity? Well 0 means information doesn't travel through space. It stays still. This is equivalent to having every infinitesimal point in space disconnected from every other point. Space exists as many 0D multiverses.

Now if it's infinity then information travels infinitely far instantly. Effectively it's as if information skipped traveling through space to teleport to the "end". It's like the space isn't there. In fact space doesn't exist if c is infinity. Instead of many 0D multiverses it's just one 0D universe. I suspect this is very close to the conditions at the moment of the big bang.

Finally let's address the elephant in the room. The speed limit c only applies to things that reside in spacetime. Waves, ripples, information embedded in spacetime must travel at c. That's what this field, this fabric supports. However, spacetime itself can stretch and deform to pull things apart or bring things together at speeds much faster than c. Such happened in the first moments of the big bang and such happens inside black holes. If one makes something that can stretch space around you to pull you closer to one direction and further in the othe well then congratulations you have made the warp drive.
Topic Starter
sametdze
what is bro waffling about 😭🙏
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

abraker wrote:

NicNock wrote:

what if c wasn't the speed limit of matter?
well now you have done it...

Ok so first c is not the speed limit of matter. It is the speed limit of information within spacetime. Second, c as any number is complete arbitrary relative to whatever units it is being presented in. So lets throw away the units and ask ourselves why is c not faster or slower than whatver it is now?

Ok so for this analogy think what is powering our brain as a small spinning motor. It spins at the speed of c. The spinning motor spins a larger gear than spins a larger gear and so on. Each gear spins slower and slower. Until we get to the gear that spins our perception of time.

Ok so then lets slow down or speed up that motor. Then the gear that spins our perception of time speeds up or slows down according. So you see, c is the speed it is because when you consider all the neurons working together to form the perception of time, it takes x amount of times longer than c to give us a moment. If you think about it, that also means fruit flies, who have tinier brains, and so have signals travel less to process, would actually perceive c slower because their brain ticks faster.

Ok ok that explains why c is a certain speed, but that doesn't explain why c is a certain speed at all. Like why not 0 or infinity? Well 0 means information doesn't travel through space. It stays still. This is equivalent to having every infinitesimal point in space disconnected from every other point. Space exists as many 0D multiverses.

Now if it's infinity then information travels infinitely far instantly. Effectively it's as if information skipped traveling through space to teleport to the "end". It's like the space isn't there. In fact space doesn't exist if c is infinity. Instead of many 0D multiverses it's just one 0D universe. I suspect this is very close to the conditions at the moment of the big bang.

Finally let's address the elephant in the room. The speed limit c only applies to things that reside in spacetime. Waves, ripples, information embedded in spacetime must travel at c. That's what this field, this fabric supports. However, spacetime itself can stretch and deform to pull things apart or bring things together at speeds much faster than c. Such happened in the first moments of the big bang and such happens inside black holes. If one makes something that can stretch space around you to pull you closer to one direction and further in the othe well then congratulations you have made the warp drive.
what is bro waffling about 😭🙏
interestingly, it made a lot of sense to me o-o

if only these parameters were so malleable for our brains to perceive time so variably in order to explore that while remaining grounded in the moment...
Patatitta

abraker wrote:

what if everyone's iq was above 120?

what if meat grew on trees?

what if cereal killers used tomato juice?

what if everyone had xray vision?

what if our brains were actually sentient parasites to the otherwise vegetative bodies they inhabit?

what if reproduction was lethal - praying mantis style?

what if we could edit our own minds to change our habits, ideas, how we pervieve things, but not our memories?

1- nothing would really change, IQ isn't really accurate in messuring intelligence, and if your hope is like "oh people will stop falling into scams and whatever", you'd be wrong, since predatory psychology tactics have nothing to do with IQ, and you're vulnerable to propaganda, scam, conspiracy theories, and even getting bad grades at school, all, while having a high IQ.

In fact, if we were to assume that everyonr having an IQ equal or above to 120 would means they absorbe academic information better, that wouldn't really affect the education system. Education and exams in theory work to prove that you know something, but, in practice, it's more of a competitive system, the exams would just get harder, because the system needs people to fail. At the end of the day, universities and other institutions have a set number of seats, so they cant just admit everyone.

Also, science probably wouldn't advance much faster IMO, since IQ just fucking sucks.

2- Probably veganism would be way more of an accepted lifestyle, in fact, I would go as far to say that politicians would be aiming for everyone to follow a vegan lifestyle, and with enough time, they would achieve it, and honestly, life would be better.

3- no comments

4- x-ray vision wouldn't work IRL, but if you mean superman type x-ray vision, then, society would be pretty fucked as no one ever has any privacy.

5- what

6- porn probably wouldn't exist, also, there would probably be a smaller population of humans, which would probably mean that a lot less things are going on in the world.

7- I we're talking about a science fiction type of thing where I can go to a place and ask for them to change my habits and personality to whatever i'm feeling, I cant see a world where this wasn't outlawed, but if for some reason it wasn't, it would probably be abused to no end by totalitarian governments, conflict and war would overall be a lot worse.


Corne2Plum3 wrote:

what if everyone was animal anthros from various species like in Zootopia? :3
Racism would be way, WAY, more of an issue, it's funny to see like "ohhhhhhhh wow they're so cute!!!111!! omgggggg furry society,,,,,," but, IRL it would be a fucking mess, first of all, each species have differences when it comes to food, so, for every individual species there would be less variety in food, and it would also be more expensive, since we probably wouldn't be able to produce it like we do our food now, given the lower demand of any individual food item, the productions would have to be smaller, so the price of any food would be closer to the price organic foods are like today, except, we probably would also have to export food a lot more and it just would be a fucking mess

that's only food, similar things would also happen in things with healthacare or even getting a haircut, think that in order to get anything done you basically need to find something that works for your species instead of how it is IRL, where anything works for everyone (mostly)

just, everyones life would be worse.


reffty_gag wrote:

what if osu players (especially top players) use osu forum instead of twitter ?
it would be pretty shitty NGL, I don't think forums would operate that well for all osu communication, think that everyone would have to see everyone's bullshit



abraker already did the c one so
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