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I don't think anyone on this forum knows the answer...
1) Be schizo
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step 1. stop playing osu
step 2. idk good luck
step 2. idk good luck
Talk to girls
this ^ but its also very hard so good luckMistressRemilia wrote:
Talk to girls
Don't be afraid to be vulnerable
(I definitely get a lot of girls trust)
(I definitely get a lot of girls trust)
observation is also a kind of experienceAshton wrote:
Don't be afraid to be vulnerable
(I definitely get a lot of girls trust)
I dunno? Kidnap a girl you like and hope she gets Stockholm syndrome?
I'm too nervous to do thatMistressRemilia wrote:
Talk to girls
step one: talk and be friendly
step two: become friends
step three: go for the kill (ask her out), not too early, but not too late. you have to wait for the perfect timing
keep in mind this comes from someone who can't even talk to their family without getting nervous, so it probably won't work
step two: become friends
step three: go for the kill (ask her out), not too early, but not too late. you have to wait for the perfect timing
if she says yes to step three
yay, you have girlfriend
if she says no to step three
postal time
keep in mind this comes from someone who can't even talk to their family without getting nervous, so it probably won't work
did you learn this from remisametdze wrote:
step one: talk and be friendly
step two: become friends
step three: go for the kill (ask her out), not too early, but not too late. you have to wait for the perfect timingif she says yes to step threeyay, you have girlfriendif she says no to step threepostal time
keep in mind this comes from someone who can't even talk to their family without getting nervous, so it probably won't work
You can also offer us a piece cheese.
great_elmo wrote:
I'm too nervous to do thatMistressRemilia wrote:
Talk to girls
no, dwarfs aren't really known for having any sort of charismaPolyspora wrote:
did you learn this from remisametdze wrote:
step one: talk and be friendly
step two: become friends
step three: go for the kill (ask her out), not too early, but not too late. you have to wait for the perfect timingif she says yes to step threeyay, you have girlfriendif she says no to step threepostal time
keep in mind this comes from someone who can't even talk to their family without getting nervous, so it probably won't work
What do you meeaan, dwarfs are literally the most charismatic characters in any media (so is Remi he is a cutie)sametdze wrote:
no, dwarfs aren't really known for having any sort of charismaPolyspora wrote:
did you learn this from remisametdze wrote:
step one: talk and be friendly
step two: become friends
step three: go for the kill (ask her out), not too early, but not too late. you have to wait for the perfect timingif she says yes to step threeyay, you have girlfriendif she says no to step threepostal time
keep in mind this comes from someone who can't even talk to their family without getting nervous, so it probably won't work
i disagreePolyspora wrote:
What do you meeaan, dwarfs are literally the most charismatic characters in any media (so is Remi he is a cutie)sametdze wrote:
no, dwarfs aren't really known for having any sort of charismaPolyspora wrote:
did you learn this from remisametdze wrote:
step one: talk and be friendly
step two: become friends
step three: go for the kill (ask her out), not too early, but not too late. you have to wait for the perfect timingif she says yes to step threeyay, you have girlfriendif she says no to step threepostal time
keep in mind this comes from someone who can't even talk to their family without getting nervous, so it probably won't work
depends if we're talking diney dwarfs or lord of the ring dwarfsPolyspora wrote:
What do you meeaan, dwarfs are literally the most charismatic characters in any media (so is Remi he is a cutie)sametdze wrote:
no, dwarfs aren't really known for having any sort of charismaPolyspora wrote:
did you learn this from remisametdze wrote:
step one: talk and be friendly
step two: become friends
step three: go for the kill (ask her out), not too early, but not too late. you have to wait for the perfect timingif she says yes to step threeyay, you have girlfriendif she says no to step threepostal time
keep in mind this comes from someone who can't even talk to their family without getting nervous, so it probably won't work
dwarfs are the coolest wdymsametdze wrote:
no, dwarfs aren't really known for having any sort of charismaPolyspora wrote:
did you learn this from remisametdze wrote:
step one: talk and be friendly
step two: become friends
step three: go for the kill (ask her out), not too early, but not too late. you have to wait for the perfect timingif she says yes to step threeyay, you have girlfriendif she says no to step threepostal time
keep in mind this comes from someone who can't even talk to their family without getting nervous, so it probably won't work
Except for me, I'm a vampire.Polyspora wrote:
huge tip: girls are also human beings
But yes, this. We're really not that different than the rest of you ^_^;
wait, are vampires a different species from humans altogether?, I have always seen vampires as human, just very quirky humansMistressRemilia wrote:
Except for me, I'm a vampire.Polyspora wrote:
huge tip: girls are also human beings
But yes, this. We're really not that different than the rest of you ^_^;
Shit I dunno lol, I've seen both viewpoints ^_^Patatitta wrote:
wait, are vampires a different species from humans altogether?, I have always seen vampires as human, just very quirky humansMistressRemilia wrote:
Except for me, I'm a vampire.Polyspora wrote:
huge tip: girls are also human beings
But yes, this. We're really not that different than the rest of you ^_^;
according to vampire the masquerade, its a completely different race, children of cainPatatitta wrote:
wait, are vampires a different species from humans altogether?, I have always seen vampires as human, just very quirky humansMistressRemilia wrote:
Except for me, I'm a vampire.Polyspora wrote:
huge tip: girls are also human beings
But yes, this. We're really not that different than the rest of you ^_^;
MistressRemilia wrote:
You can also offer us a piece cheese.
cheese is indeed very good, gorgonzola is just perfectionKarmine wrote:
MistressRemilia wrote:
You can also offer us a piece cheese.
shit I was about to answer winny but he deleted the post lol
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)
Yes. Quite frankly, yes, because I can't relate to their experiences, they can't relate to mine, thus the relationship goes nowhere.Polyspora wrote:
shit I was about to answer winny but he deleted the post lol
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)
sharing experiences is pretty important, thats how learning usually goes. this reminds me a lot of lemongrab, you should take a look at itWinnyace wrote:
Yes. Quite frankly, yes, because I can't relate to their experiences, they can't relate to mine, thus the relationship goes nowhere.Polyspora wrote:
shit I was about to answer winny but he deleted the post lol
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)
Oh, the character from Adventure Time that screamed a lot and was a lemon.Polyspora wrote:
sharing experiences is pretty important, thats how learning usually goes. this reminds me a lot of lemongrab, you should take a look at itWinnyace wrote:
Yes. Quite frankly, yes, because I can't relate to their experiences, they can't relate to mine, thus the relationship goes nowhere.Polyspora wrote:
shit I was about to answer winny but he deleted the post lol
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)
Also, just so everybody has the reply that prompted Poly to ask me the question I did, here's what I said, roughly.
I personally believe that women are different from men in just about every possible way. From the expected mannerisms, to the way you interact with things, all are different. Yes, you all are human begins, just like us, but you're different and that is harder than you might think for some of us.MistressRemilia wrote:
But yes, this. We're really not that different than the rest of you ^_^;
Well, after taking some tests online, they hint towards me being on the autism spectrum. I got the score 34 on this test and then following results on this test.Winnyace wrote:
Yes. Quite frankly, yes, because I can't relate to their experiences, they can't relate to mine, thus the relationship goes nowhere.Polyspora wrote:
shit I was about to answer winny but he deleted the post lol
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)
Over 32 for the first test indicates being on the spectrum. Over 65 for the second test indicates being on the spectrum. Maybe I'm not, I will have to follow it up with a real doctor here.
yeah but he is a lot more deep than that, on the show he actually faces the same dilemma as you, to the point of creating a clone of himself. like I said, take a look.Winnyace wrote:
Oh, the character from Adventure Time that screamed a lot and was a lemon.Polyspora wrote:
sharing experiences is pretty important, thats how learning usually goes. this reminds me a lot of lemongrab, you should take a look at itWinnyace wrote:
Yes. Quite frankly, yes, because I can't relate to their experiences, they can't relate to mine, thus the relationship goes nowhere.Polyspora wrote:
shit I was about to answer winny but he deleted the post lol
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)Also, just so everybody has the reply that prompted Poly to ask me the question I did, here's what I said, roughly.I personally believe that women are different from men in just about every possible way. From the expected mannerisms, to the way you interact with things, all are different. Yes, you all are human begins, just like us, but you're different and that is harder than you might think for some of us.MistressRemilia wrote:
But yes, this. We're really not that different than the rest of you ^_^;
this has nothing to do with autism. those websites will always hint to autism if you have a glimpse of social awkwardness, if you're really worried about it, visit a professional to take the tests.Winnyace wrote:
Well, after taking some tests online, they hint towards me being on the autism spectrum. I got the score 34 on this test and then following results on this test.Winnyace wrote:
Yes. Quite frankly, yes, because I can't relate to their experiences, they can't relate to mine, thus the relationship goes nowhere.Polyspora wrote:
shit I was about to answer winny but he deleted the post lol
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)
Over 32 for the first test indicates being on the spectrum. Over 65 for the second test indicates being on the spectrum. Maybe I'm not, I will have to follow it up with a real doctor here.
yup, can confirm this.Polyspora wrote:
this has nothing to do with autism. those websites will always hint to autism if you have a glimpse of social awkwardness, if you're really worried about it, visit a professional to take the tests.Winnyace wrote:
Well, after taking some tests online, they hint towards me being on the autism spectrum. I got the score 34 on this test and then following results on this test.Winnyace wrote:
Yes. Quite frankly, yes, because I can't relate to their experiences, they can't relate to mine, thus the relationship goes nowhere.Polyspora wrote:
shit I was about to answer winny but he deleted the post lol
anyway, is people having different personalities and experiences a barrier to create deep relations for you? (genuine question, please dont be mad at my post and report it sir)
Over 32 for the first test indicates being on the spectrum. Over 65 for the second test indicates being on the spectrum. Maybe I'm not, I will have to follow it up with a real doctor here.
quite literally did the same test (the first one), and i got 29 despite me having an actual diagnosis, which apparently means that i'm not (or probably aren't) autistic according to the site.
I will talk with my parents to visit a psychiatrist for an actual autism test.
yeah do that, just be aware that it takes a whole year.
God damn!!! I will see how shit is here.Polyspora wrote:
yeah do that, just be aware that it takes a whole year.
yeah, its usually because she first needs to know you, to separate personality from divergence.Winnyace wrote:
God damn!!! I will see how shit is here.Polyspora wrote:
yeah do that, just be aware that it takes a whole year.
it also has an IQ test (the real one lol)
1) you wait for her to get a bf, even better if he is toxic
2) they will at one point break up and she will be misreable
3) youre gonna be there and comfort her, build a relationship
4) when the time is right, you are gonna confess your feelings
5) she will say that you feel like a brother to her/that she wants you to just to stay friends
6) lowkey shoot her 728 times
2) they will at one point break up and she will be misreable
3) youre gonna be there and comfort her, build a relationship
4) when the time is right, you are gonna confess your feelings
5) she will say that you feel like a brother to her/that she wants you to just to stay friends
6) lowkey shoot her 728 times
you show every girl you know all your knowledge in vtuber lore until one of them doesnt run
talk to gals without trying to make them your gf it's really that simple
IDK I am interested in dudes lmao
thats not the point of the thread!xch00F wrote:
talk to gals without trying to make them your gf it's really that simple
you cant make em your gf they just start being your gf it's really that simplePolyspora wrote:
thats not the point of the thread!xch00F wrote:
talk to gals without trying to make them your gf it's really that simple
I actually have a decently funny story regarding this.xch00F wrote:
talk to gals without trying to make them your gf it's really that simple
In uni, there was a girl that came next to me during one class in the first week. We began talking. About a month later, we are on decent terms. One time during a break, a group including me and her, began talking about relationships, for a reason I don't remember. She begins saying some grade A+ gold digger shit in front of multiple people, including me. I do show that I'm disgusted and upset, not because I liked her, but because she seemed so shallow as a person and didn't even realize it. That spiraled down to me being very sad about the situation, visibly so. After months of not talking to her, I learn from my current group in uni that she said to others that I've tried to hit on her, which is false. I was being respectful, in my opinion, never going off limits and trying to be friendly and nice to be around. I think that incident of me being visibly upset about what she said was the thing that made her think that, but still, lol.
i might actually ask how to get a boyfriend just to be a foil
okayWinnyace wrote:
I actually have a decently funny story regarding this.xch00F wrote:
talk to gals without trying to make them your gf it's really that simple
In uni, there was a girl that came next to me during one class in the first week. We began talking. About a month later, we are on decent terms. One time during a break, a group including me and her, began talking about relationships, for a reason I don't remember. She begins saying some grade A+ gold digger shit in front of multiple people, including me. I do show that I'm disgusted and upset, not because I liked her, but because she seemed so shallow as a person and didn't even realize it. That spiraled down to me being very sad about the situation, visibly so. After months of not talking to her, I learn from my current group in uni that she said to others that I've tried to hit on her, which is false. I was being respectful, in my opinion, never going off limits and trying to be friendly and nice to be around. I think that incident of me being visibly upset about what she said was the thing that made her think that, but still, lol.