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you didn't make a poll
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No need, the results I'm interested in wouldn't fit in a poll.Patatitta wrote:
you didn't make a poll
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Also this isn't a survey please don't move it there.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
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I would lean across both isles so the Linux guy could distract me from the hungry pack of wolves feeding on me
And the hungry pack of wolves feeding on me would distract me from the Linux guy
death from both ends
And the hungry pack of wolves feeding on me would distract me from the Linux guy
death from both ends
i'm pretty sure they're not humanoid hot men IRLCorne2Plum3 wrote:
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feed the linux guy to the wolves, if the wolves actually consider humans as viable options :)
and then sit in the bathroom
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actually why are wolves on an airplane who let them in why are the passengers ok with it
why would the wolves not just eat the guy when the guy is so much closer
so many questions...
and then sit in the bathroom
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actually why are wolves on an airplane who let them in why are the passengers ok with it
why would the wolves not just eat the guy when the guy is so much closer
so many questions...
the bathroom is filled with brain eating amoebaAchromalia wrote:
feed the linux guy to the wolves, if the wolves actually consider humans as viable options :)
and then sit in the bathroom
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actually why are wolves on an airplane who let them in why are the passengers ok with it
why would the wolves not just eat the guy when the guy is so much closer
so many questions...
Topic Starter
200iq move.cr0w wrote:
I would lean across both isles so the Linux guy could distract me from the hungry pack of wolves feeding on me
And the hungry pack of wolves feeding on me would distract me from the Linux guy
death from both ends
Aww, then 1 I guess, it wouldn't do much harm.Patatitta wrote:
i'm pretty sure they're not humanoid hot men IRLCorne2Plum3 wrote:
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Worst case scenario I'd fake not speaking their language.
ohcr0w wrote:
the bathroom is filled with brain eating amoebaAchromalia wrote:
feed the linux guy to the wolves, if the wolves actually consider humans as viable options :)
and then sit in the bathroom
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actually why are wolves on an airplane who let them in why are the passengers ok with it
why would the wolves not just eat the guy when the guy is so much closer
so many questions...
ok i will just try to die to whatever is faster
Asked for real wolves not humanoid ones, wanna pet some fluffballsPatatitta wrote:
i'm pretty sure they're not humanoid hot men IRLCorne2Plum3 wrote:
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And fr from the pictures they look like regular wolves
wolves are also not domestic animalsCorne2Plum3 wrote:
Asked for real wolves not humanoid ones, wanna pet some fluffballsPatatitta wrote:
i'm pretty sure they're not humanoid hot men IRLCorne2Plum3 wrote:
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And fr from the pictures they look like regular wolves
ill just wait in the bathroom until the wolves kill the linux user and then sit there
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not the furry hell nah
not the furry hell nah
Topic Starter
What if the linux guy was a furry though?
I don't care, I will still say next to him. Frankly, this joke is not funny.Karmine wrote:
What if the linux guy was a furry though?
1, even more.Karmine wrote:
What if the linux guy was a furry though?
linux dude 100%, if they work with it and have work experience that's equivalent to mine that's 10 hours to make a corporate connection are you shitting me
even if they're an annoying /g/ user a 10+ hour flight means I'm flying out of the country, probably on vaction, and I'm not trying to get eaten by wolves before I visit a love hotel
even if they're an annoying /g/ user a 10+ hour flight means I'm flying out of the country, probably on vaction, and I'm not trying to get eaten by wolves before I visit a love hotel
every time you fake not speaking their language they switch to another language that they're fluent inNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
Aww, then 1 I guess, it wouldn't do much harm.Patatitta wrote:
i'm pretty sure they're not humanoid hot men IRLCorne2Plum3 wrote:
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Worst case scenario I'd fake not speaking their language.
And the fact I am able to understand a few languages would not save me unless he speaks like... German or Turkish or something I don't remotely understand.xch00F wrote:
linux dude 100%, if they work with it and have work experience that's equivalent to mine that's 10 hours to make a corporate connection are you shitting me
even if they're an annoying /g/ user a 10+ hour flight means I'm flying out of the country, probably on vaction, and I'm not trying to get eaten by wolves before I visit a love hotelevery time you fake not speaking their language they switch to another language that they're fluent inNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
Aww, then 1 I guess, it wouldn't do much harm.Patatitta wrote:
i'm pretty sure they're not humanoid hot men IRLCorne2Plum3 wrote:
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Worst case scenario I'd fake not speaking their language.
what if he knows every language up to and including esperantoNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
And the fact I am able to understand a few languages would not save me unless he speaks like... German or Turkish or something I don't remotely understand.xch00F wrote:
linux dude 100%, if they work with it and have work experience that's equivalent to mine that's 10 hours to make a corporate connection are you shitting me
even if they're an annoying /g/ user a 10+ hour flight means I'm flying out of the country, probably on vaction, and I'm not trying to get eaten by wolves before I visit a love hotelevery time you fake not speaking their language they switch to another language that they're fluent inNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
Aww, then 1 I guess, it wouldn't do much harm.Patatitta wrote:
i'm pretty sure they're not humanoid hot men IRLCorne2Plum3 wrote:
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Worst case scenario I'd fake not speaking their language.
wouldn't the furry linux guy try to mingle with the hungry wolves, leaving me alone?Karmine wrote:
What if the linux guy was a furry though?
Wouldn't mind actuallyKarmine wrote:
What if the linux guy was a furry though?
I'd start my 10 hour long linguistic lectures and would like a night with him.xch00F wrote:
what if he knows every language up to and including esperantoNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
And the fact I am able to understand a few languages would not save me unless he speaks like... German or Turkish or something I don't remotely understand.xch00F wrote:
linux dude 100%, if they work with it and have work experience that's equivalent to mine that's 10 hours to make a corporate connection are you shitting me
even if they're an annoying /g/ user a 10+ hour flight means I'm flying out of the country, probably on vaction, and I'm not trying to get eaten by wolves before I visit a love hotelevery time you fake not speaking their language they switch to another language that they're fluent inNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
Aww, then 1 I guess, it wouldn't do much harm.Patatitta wrote:
i'm pretty sure they're not humanoid hot men IRLCorne2Plum3 wrote:
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Worst case scenario I'd fake not speaking their language.
what if he asked, in esperanto, if you'd like to join the mile high clubNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
I'd start my 10 hour long linguistic lectures and would like a night with him.
don't acceptxch00F wrote:
what if he asked, in esperanto, if you'd like to join the mile high clubNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
I'd start my 10 hour long linguistic lectures and would like a night with him.
okay but if you're the only two people in the plane even if for some reasaon there were 40 hungry wolves, it would NOT count for the mile high club IMO, the point is that it must be a crime and there must be other people in the planexch00F wrote:
what if he asked, in esperanto, if you'd like to join the mile high clubNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
I'd start my 10 hour long linguistic lectures and would like a night with him.
i get what ur trying to say but if u plap plap 5280 feet above the ground in a plane you join the mile high club, even if it's a cessnaPatatitta wrote:
okay but if you're the only two people in the plane even if for some reasaon there were 40 hungry wolves, it would NOT count for the mile high club IMO, the point is that it must be a crime and there must be other people in the planexch00F wrote:
what if he asked, in esperanto, if you'd like to join the mile high clubNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
I'd start my 10 hour long linguistic lectures and would like a night with him.
I'm choosing linux guy.
i open the door do a 720 noscope headshot then i walk away
idk, feels like scamming the systemxch00F wrote:
i get what ur trying to say but if u plap plap 5280 feet above the ground in a plane you join the mile high club, even if it's a cessnaPatatitta wrote:
okay but if you're the only two people in the plane even if for some reasaon there were 40 hungry wolves, it would NOT count for the mile high club IMO, the point is that it must be a crime and there must be other people in the planexch00F wrote:
what if he asked, in esperanto, if you'd like to join the mile high clubNuuskamuikkunen wrote:
I'd start my 10 hour long linguistic lectures and would like a night with him.