would you slap <insert """Cute""" thing here> for a trillion billion dollars?

Winnyace

Joined June 2016

Topic Starter

Winnyace 2024-05-03T15:17:34+00:00

funny short that inspired this.

yes. yes, I would. I wouldn't slap them hard, but I would slap them lmao. the fuck is this shit ass bullshit dude? of course I would slap anything for money dude. I would slap dog shit. I would slap a police officer

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B0ii

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B0ii 2024-05-03T15:18:58+00:00

I'd do anything for that much money tbh

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Reyalp51

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Reyalp51 2024-05-03T15:19:12+00:00

slap

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Nuuskamuikkunen

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Nuuskamuikkunen 2024-05-03T15:21:20+00:00

Yes

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BluePyTheWDeer_

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BluePyTheWDeer_ 2024-05-03T15:22:01+00:00

Yea

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- Marco - 2024-05-03T15:22:41+00:00

slap

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WitherMite

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WitherMite 2024-05-03T15:28:23+00:00

a trillion billion dollars?

If the thing im slapping knew why, they'd probably be mad at me for refusing $1*10^21.

could easily use a negligble fraction of a percent of that money to make any problems the slap could cause go away.

would cause massive hyperinflation if you'd ever try to spend it all though.

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Why am I still here? Idk tbh

MrMcMikey22

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MrMcMikey22 2024-05-03T16:16:07+00:00

I would slap for trillions of dollars, but what happens when the cute thing snatches my hand when I try to slap?

AnnaRazy

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AnnaRazy 2024-05-03T16:17:50+00:00

absolutely

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Corne2Plum3

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Corne2Plum3 2024-05-03T16:35:26+00:00

Sure

Karmine

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Karmine 2024-05-03T16:37:27+00:00

I'll pay you to slap me.

Nuuskamuikkunen

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Nuuskamuikkunen 2024-05-03T16:38:46+00:00

Karmine wrote:
I'll pay you to slap me.

Great

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

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Behrauder

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Behrauder 2024-05-03T16:40:36+00:00

~~I'm starting to suspect that this is a scam, I've already done my part but I'm still waiting to receive the promised payment!~~

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roufou

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roufou 2024-05-03T16:58:39+00:00

I volunteer too

Duck o-o

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Duck o-o 2024-05-03T21:00:31+00:00

id hospitalise whoever/whatever if needed
then just give them like a billion or spend 1 billion on a charity relating to it
then no ones mad

sametdze

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sametdze 2024-05-03T22:16:08+00:00

free money

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keremaru

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keremaru 2024-05-04T00:40:55+00:00

can i backhand for more

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i'm really fucking lazy

Jangsoodlor

Jangsoodlor 2024-05-04T05:27:43+00:00

Slap 😭😭👏👏👏💢💢💢

Farfocele

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Farfocele 2024-05-04T06:55:30+00:00

Yes.

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Mysdibule

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Mysdibule 2024-05-04T08:14:50+00:00

Money has corroded society. Nowadays people would surrender to all evil acts to be satisfied by its root, a tiny bronze quarter with the no point other than promoting this corruptive system of infinite gaining to survive.

So raise the cash for me I will do it

MrMcMikey22 wrote:
I would slap for trillions of dollars, but what happens when the cute thing snatches my hand when I try to slap?

Pay insurance with the money you got :>

Bridget Enjoyer

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Bridget Enjoyer 2024-05-04T10:51:46+00:00

if one slap is a trillion, what's stopping me for going in for seconds?

Hydreigon

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Hydreigon 2024-05-04T10:59:13+00:00

Karmine

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Karmine 2024-05-04T11:32:47+00:00

Bridget Enjoyer wrote:
if one slap is a trillion, what's stopping me for going in for seconds?

Why would you?
It's the billionaire mentality of "I have senseless amounts of money I can't even use but what if I had more?"

Jangsoodlor

Jangsoodlor 2024-05-04T11:47:53+00:00

GIoxSM_J962 wrote:
Money has corroded society. Nowadays people would surrender to all evil acts to be satisfied by its root, a tiny bronze quarter with the no point other than promoting this corruptive system of infinite gaining to survive.

You don't need to pay money 💰💰💰 for me to slap 💢💢💢 cute things. I'll slap cute things 👏👏👏. I'll slap funny things 👏👏👏👏. Slap 👏👏👏 clap👏 clap👏 clap👏 😠😠😠. 🥵🥵🥵🥵 It's coming 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 IT'S COMING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE 💦💦💦💦 MY SWEAT!!! My sweat is coming out🥵🥵🥵🥵. I've been slapping this thing for too long 👏. I'm tired 🥵. I'm very tired🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵. But I CAN'T STOP NOW. There's INFINITE MONEY GLITCH HAPPENING 💰💰💰💲💲🤑🤑🤑. MUST SLAP MORE 👏👏👏👏😠😠😠😠 SLAP 👏👏👏👏😠😠😠😠😭😭😭😭. I CAN'T STOP SLAPPING 👏👏👏👏 I'M BECOMING A GAZILLIONAIRE 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

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Bridget Enjoyer

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Bridget Enjoyer 2024-05-04T11:54:34+00:00

Jangsoodlor wrote:
GIoxSM_J962 wrote:
Money has corroded society. Nowadays people would surrender to all evil acts to be satisfied by its root, a tiny bronze quarter with the no point other than promoting this corruptive system of infinite gaining to survive.
You don't need to pay money 💰💰💰 for me to slap 💢💢💢 cute things. I'll slap cute things 👏👏👏. I'll slap funny things 👏👏👏👏. Slap 👏👏👏 clap👏 clap👏 clap👏 😠😠😠. 🥵🥵🥵🥵 It's coming 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 IT'S COMING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE 💦💦💦💦 MY SWEAT!!! My sweat is coming out🥵🥵🥵🥵. I've been slapping this thing for too long 👏. I'm tired 🥵. I'm very tired🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵. But I CAN'T STOP NOW. There's INFINITE MONEY GLITCH HAPPENING 💰💰💰💲💲🤑🤑🤑. MUST SLAP MORE 👏👏👏👏😠😠😠😠 SLAP 👏👏👏👏😠😠😠😠😭😭😭😭. I CAN'T STOP SLAPPING 👏👏👏👏 I'M BECOMING A GAZILLIONAIRE 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

this is the mentality I can get behind 🥵

Winnyace

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Winnyace 2024-05-04T12:05:18+00:00

GIoxSM_J962 wrote:
Money has corroded society. Nowadays people would surrender to all evil acts to be satisfied by its root, a tiny bronze quarter with the no point other than promoting this corruptive system of infinite gaining to survive.

It's a slap, but you're right.

Duck o-o

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Duck o-o 2024-05-04T12:32:10+00:00

Karmine wrote:
Bridget Enjoyer wrote:
if one slap is a trillion, what's stopping me for going in for seconds?
Why would you?
It's the billionaire mentality of "I have senseless amounts of money I can't even use but what if I had more?"

Why wouldnt you
With hypothetically infinite money from infinite slaps you can even disable the global economy if you wanted
Then even the 'rich people bad because rich' guys would wanna do it surely

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Patatitta

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Patatitta 2024-05-04T13:56:46+00:00