Rule 57: If you see any yellow object in the sky, report it to the local authorities.
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Rule 59: Thou shalt not have accuracy above 50%
Rule 60: People who cannot type above 60 WPM will be sentenced to obligatory typing lessons.
Rule 62: Pray to osu420
Rule 63: 75 Leads, 122 Ceramics Cloutiful is banned from OT!
Rule 64: No chainposting! O_O
rule 65: if you don't think any of the osu! mascots are cute you aren't a osu! fan (mocha my beloved)
rule 66: Split your Infinities
Rule 67: People caught saying "en passant" will be banned for a year.
rule 68 declaring war on Djibouti at least twice per year is mandatory
Rule 69: Nice.
rule 70: scream and point your finger whenever you see the 727 number
rule 71: you have to play sparta music for ten hours per week on average. (sparta mixes on youtube are allowed no worriezz)
rule 72: people saying Farfocele plays chess will be silenced on sight, even if they're GMTs.
Rule 73: It's advisable to play with the default skin once in a while.
Rule 74: The bite of 87 is canon in osu
Rule 75: Assume Good Faith on FG.
Rule 76.1: The real rule 76 is 60 Regrow Ceramics.
Rule 77: rule 50 had been voided at the request of [redacted]
Rule 78: Don't lick Lollipop's face. O_O
Rule 79: Farming Harumachi and other 30s farm maps over and over is a sin and must be punished by a week of touching grass
Rule 80: 1 ZOMG, have fun.
Rule 84: If you see a person with an orange tabby cat as their pfp, you need to instantly block them.
Rule 85: If you see a furry pfp, ask for a mutual.
Rule 85.1: If you a see a person with an anime girl and shark pfp, ask them for a mutual.
Rule 86: You find Off-Topic, you STAY in Off-Topic.
Rule 87: Rule 87 has been vandalized by Willy on Wheels!
Rule 88 : You see 727, you have to yell WHEN YOU SEE IT
Rule 89: You have to get supporter within the first 3 months of joining the game
Rule 91: Disregard rule 54, it's been vandalized.
Rule 92: You'll be executed If you play Osu in North Korea.
Rule 93 - Play more.
Rule 94: OSU game rating when
Rule 95: 30 DDTs.
Rule 97: Look at Rule 63.
Rule 99. If you play mania just for ranks, quit osu!.
Rule 100: 1 BAD bloon.
Rule 101: PP is just a number, until you are an osu ranker
rule 112: the rule numbers must go backwards until 102 is reached, then the rules can continue from 113
Rule 111: if your name is Esteban Ocon, receive a 5 second penalty without passing Go and without collecting $200.
Rule 110: Play Uma Musume Pretty Derby
Rule 109: play celeste game
Rule 106: You have to defend that this is the best game of all time and also trash talk about it.