Lunch then Dio's Stand. Someone else will fix the power. Probably.

(Dio's Stand was an option previously, where there weren't bad ends. Therefore, it's a safe option! Probably.)

Do Dio's stand in front of everyone in the household as you check how they're doing

lunch

outside

This is some Corruption of Champions tier writing.

Dio's stand

Lunch.

Dio's Stand.

fuck.

Mr Color wrote:

fuck.

Hahahaha holy shit.

who the hell spammed you, Mr Color?

On topic: lunch, then fix da power

battler077 wrote:

who the hell spammed you, Mr Color?

Common sense is the key :^)

Shellghost wrote:

This is some Corruption of Champions tier writing.

Is that good or bad

You storm out of your room, headed for the kitchen. You catch your sister on the way there, complaining to you about the power but stops herself as she sees you.

"W-When did you get so tall?" she asks.

"Hmph", you rest your hand on your face and strike an orgasm-inducing pose that would've been faggot-tier if you were not yourself. "I wonder what you're talking about." You cut the conversation short.

Ignoring your imouto, you march to the kitchen strutting your amazingly muscular yet fine legs. You easily lift the unpowered fridge and stare at it with your manly eyes.

"SANRAITO YERO— OUBAHDORAIBU!" you utter the magical Latino words as light fills every corner of the kitchen. Your sister falls to her knees as she witnesses a miracle of the universe. Power returns to the house. Ron Paul wins the next election.

You put the fridge down and open it. The fridge is full of ice-cold Poco Cola and warm assorted meats. You help yourself to an arguably unhealthy but manly lunch. Your sister joins you, and the two of you pass the time talking.

You feel a flag trigger as you finish eating and send your sister off.

[2 hours pass]

You're shading a man by the evening streets.

"WHAT'S THE SECRET TO DIO'S STAND?!" you shout as you suddenly grab the man by the collar.

"W-What?!" the man cries out.

"WHAT'S THE SECRET TO DIO'S STAND?!" you repeat yourself to answer his question.

"Who's Dio?"

"WHAT'S THE SECRET TO DIO'S STAND?!" you ready your fist.

"O-Oh God please!" the man reaches for his wallet, but you beat him senseless before he even gets the chance.

You sigh as you let the man's body drop to the ground. Exhausted, you look around to search for any people, but there's not another soul for miles. Just you and the hundred men, women, and flipped cars lying in a trail up to you that all had Stands named God shaped like wallets or purses.

"I guess it's a trend." you mutter to yourself.

Well this sucks; nobody even knows who Dio is.

[] Check how Frenchie's doing
[] Go to Egypt, find Dio
[] Go to sleep
[] Use your Command Spell
[] Go to the nearest dark alley

use Command spell, thengo to Egypt to find Dio

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Check on frenchie.

lets see how frenchie is doing

Check on Frenchie

dark alley maybe you'll find some really cool alternate dimension

actually check the frenchie

Walk into a dark alley, and just look around on the brick walls, seemingly I can't think of anything else.

Go to Egypt,find Dio

Let's take care of the Frenchie.

but what if dio's stand is in the dark alley?

Let's find Dio already and we won't need food or whatever anymore

Find Dio

And 2 million messages for Mr. Color <3
COLOUR COLOUR

catch some fruit make a salad what else?

UnderminE wrote:

Let's find Dio already and we won't need food or whatever anymore

This, we won't have any concerns about health bars or whatever either

There's a tie.


You decide to check on the French mod. You follow the trail of death and destruction and pick out a woman's smartphone.

You access her web browser from there and log on to the osu website. You have a single message in your inbox. You open it to find that it's just one of your Swedish friends trying to forward you porn. You check the french mod's profile and discover he hasn't been on ever since you sent him those messages. The outbox confirms they've been sent, though.

"Guess he's busy", you comment as you crush the phone with your hand. "I'll have to pay him a visit, then."

"THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY" a voice cuts you off, resounding through the dark streets. You immediately assume a defensive stance and prepare for an assault. You spread your legs and put your arms up.

"What was that?" you scan the surrounding area, but the streetlights give you a limited line of sight. Nonetheless, you hold your position and stay as alert as possible. There is definitely a Stand user nearby.

"Come out you cockgargler!" you shout at the darkness, but the silence stays strong. The streetlights flicker. In that instant—

"IF YOU SAY SO" a voice bellows out from below. There is a blonde-haired frenchman squatting under you, with his face at crotch-level. "IT'S ALL OVER, KALEIDO—"

"I DON'T NEED A STAND FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU" you shout, pointing down as dubstep begins blaring everywhere. The bass smacks the floor as your penis grows with the force of a hundred nuclear warheads, socking the frenchman in the face, and rocketing him hundreds of meters down the poorly lit streets into a dumpster full of used condoms. The frenchman's last sight before losing consciousness was your indomitable figure staring down at him, whispering the words "no homo" as the world around him turned to black.

You wipe the blood off your trousers and look up to the night sky.

You take the unconscious, STD-ridden Frenchman back home and tie him up in your basement. You head upstairs to your room and call it a night.

DAY 1 (might be 2) END

Here's the options for the next prompt while I go think up more bullshit.

[] Hang around with your sister.
[] Confront the Frenchman.
[] Go outside.
[] Click some more circles.
[] Command Spell.

hang with sister. what's the worst that could happen?

Sister needs some care or else she will turn into a yandere and kill us

so yeah, hang around with sister. Play safe

go take care of your sister

Click circles!!!!

Kanye West wrote:

Click circles!!!!

circles are for magic, catch fruit for swag!!!

This command spell seems like I get to rule the world or something.

Play osu!Click circles.

chase circles

Shit guys bad end incoming

Click circles

guys u srs

surprise hug imouto from behind then hang out with her tenderly