I will become chat op in #dutch. I will become chat op in #filipino. Taiwan wins OWC. A mapper will come out of nowhere and get a map ranked that will become most played for the entire year. Reimu and Shizuru return to osu! A very popular player will get banned for cheating. CTB gets removed from the game.
I & KinomiCandy will advance at least to semifinals in osu! Skandinavian Tournament. I will be presented in "Finland's best players 2013"-video, if one will be made. I will reach 1000 SS ranks in standard. I will get kicked out from the staff. I will be in next OWC and I will have the worst total accucary compared to teammates. peppy calls me a retard. Loctav calls me a retard and says that Gone Home is the best game of all time. Sinistro comes in this thread, calls me a retard and advices me to fix my teeth. jjrocks comes in this thread, calls me a retard, advices me to fix my teeth, calls to Barack Obama and flies to moon with a rocket. thelewa does everything peppy, Loctav, Sinistro and jjrocks does - at the same time. Kitsunemimi spectates me at least 5 times. I manage to play something that makes people wonder "is this possible with a mouse?". Someone thinks I am a girl again. I will pass Eighto on 490 style. (http://osu.ppy.sh/b/135370) I will get a heart attack and go to hospital. Hierophobic manages to FC insane difficulty. TAG will get an official scoreboard. Finland won't be in TWC. Soarezi will be extremely polite for one day or longer. I will get more than 50 viewers on Twitch. One of my SBs will get ranked.
Most Played is removed from the forum Index, so is highest user rating osu!academy is insanely successful and nets +1M views on YouTube Next OWC sees me commentating in front of 20k people at least I will, FINALLY, get 5 maps or more ranked in the same year One of the devs will become inactive and will be replaced or an inactive dev will replace them Korea wins next OWC, again France underperforms and doesn't get past group stage next OWC (there's a pattern, trust me) Massive overhaul in ranking process for Taiko due to its drastic decrease in material
modding system 2.0 will be out around march-ish osu! as you know it will get a facelift and look more like a korean model than ever before some cool shit will happen that will make everybody go "wow that's cool" osu!tablet will sell out so quickly that peppy will be stuck handling logistics for the better part of a month while chitose briefly becomes the supreme overlord
Once again the april fools will be shit I won't rank more than 5 maps this year One more big update will make everyone mad #portuguese will stay without active portuguese speaker moderators #modhelp will be even more offtopic vipto stops being butthurt silmarilen is going to SS scarlet rose I'm gonna meet more people from osu! Priti will finally learn how to map/mod Gezo will make useless predictions again Blue Dragon will try to quit once again, leaving a depressing message on his userpage and will come back after some hours/days Something that's not anime/japanese will be most played for a long time More useless chat filters Unknown people will turn into BATs Zarerion won't be a BAT ( ) Hula will learn how to make proper jokes osz2 isn't going to be released More strict ranking criteria Scarlet Rose will keep being the hardest map ever
Even if I happen to fail to quit once (or more), I will actually do it at some point of this year, and not come back for at least 5 months A map from a new famous anime from this season will get most played, something like Guren no Yumiya and that stuff I will find a job or some way to earn my own money Someone FCs Big Black with HD A new "impossible mapper" will come out of nowhere and become (in)famous instantly and people will try to copy their style Another issue with copyright strikes osu!
new anti-cheat system implemented ppv2 comes out 3 months late there will be one too many approved maps major bancho crash results in many disgruntled players the "no custom diff names" rule isn't enforced i am going to be disappointed with my first osu april fools