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posted
2013-12-31T01:50:27+00:00
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ElliottB1
28 posts
Joined
December 2013
ElliottB1
2015-10-24T02:48:31+00:00
+1 Poop.
▼ It splatters on your face!
> insert a snow globe of the entire universe
PlushmageEleen
14 posts
Joined
January 2015
PlushmageEleen
2015-10-24T04:03:49+00:00
Suddenly, A hand grabs and takes 10pp From Elliot!
/me Inserts a Neopoint.
"aw, shit. this is too fast." - Instant Karma...
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined
April 2014
kirueggy
2015-10-24T05:06:30+00:00
a beanie baby comes out because honestly, who knows about neopets nowadays
insert coin
Jalwed
7 posts
Joined
June 2013
Jalwed
2015-10-26T01:23:21+00:00
osu! jet get!
*insert random stick*
I'm an osu player. I also play Rocket League, League of Legends, Stepmania, DDR, Sound Voltex, tennis, the drums...
...and I do writing, and I watch vtubers...
...among other things.
"Oh that's fun."
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined
September 2013
WriggleNightbug
2015-10-26T01:25:25+00:00
You have received, the happyacc disease!
*inserts 10 Yen coin*
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-10-26T10:38:34+00:00
Out comes 100 yen.
/insert bottle
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-10-27T14:26:12+00:00
you get the bottle back with a note sealed inside threatening you to give back the money
*inserts my shit report card*
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined
March 2015
puccithecat
2015-10-27T14:28:49+00:00
your parents went out the vending machine and slap you
/inserts mackerel
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-10-27T14:39:52+00:00
you get a dolphin
*inserts my finger*
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined
September 2013
WriggleNightbug
2015-10-27T20:10:50+00:00
You got, RSI!
*inserts Tablet Pen*
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-10-27T22:05:31+00:00
You get a pen nib.
/insert paper
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-10-28T00:50:52+00:00
you get the tree that was killed in the process of producing the paper
*insert cookiezi's cookie*
TSGWhatever
59 posts
Joined
June 2014
TSGWhatever
2015-10-28T03:09:45+00:00
You get Shigetora's Pikachu.
/inserts Gorgeous Freeman
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined
March 2015
puccithecat
2015-10-28T03:11:26+00:00
gorgeous freeman turned into a coin
/inserts haruka nanase
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-10-28T03:42:23+00:00
you get a sexy makoto tachibana
*insert VHS tape*
I Give Up
1,648 posts
Joined
January 2014
I Give Up
2015-10-28T10:58:05+00:00
you will die in seven days.
/insert JOHN CENAAAAA
osu! Top Mouse Player List
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-10-28T11:09:28+00:00
You get nothing.
/inserts pepe the frog
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-10-28T14:47:53+00:00
you get feels
*insert plutonium*
Wuxo
213 posts
Joined
July 2014
Wuxo
2015-10-28T17:01:27+00:00
you got 100 years of osu supporter and an two-way ticket to the Pluto.
/me inserts 1euro
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-10-29T01:30:55+00:00
you get 131.76 yen
*insert the next person who posts*
Nik0
31 posts
Joined
February 2014
Nik0
2015-10-29T01:36:48+00:00
You get a piece paper saying "I am the meme machine" in return.
I insert a pencil.
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-10-29T10:50:48+00:00
You get an eraser.
//inserts doujinshi
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined
March 2015
puccithecat
2015-10-29T10:59:47+00:00
the people in the doujinshhi went out the vending machine
/inserts nagisa hazuki >
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iiko
155 posts
Joined
October 2014
iiko
2015-10-29T13:38:12+00:00
Pantsu shot out of the vending machine.
/inserts shota
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-10-29T13:41:46+00:00
you get a Pico
*insert gushers*
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined
March 2015
puccithecat
2015-10-29T13:54:59+00:00
you got betty crocker
/inserts butterfly
iiko
155 posts
Joined
October 2014
iiko
2015-10-29T14:17:12+00:00
You get a caterpillar.
/inserts a muffin
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined
April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
2015-10-29T16:40:09+00:00
You get nothing cos believe it or not, a muffin doesn't actually fit in a coin slot.
*Inserting a prostitute coin*
TSGWhatever
59 posts
Joined
June 2014
TSGWhatever
2015-10-30T03:48:43+00:00
You become a prostitute
/Inserts mad MSPaint skillz
Wuxo
213 posts
Joined
July 2014
Wuxo
2015-10-30T06:04:47+00:00
Sorry sir, we only accept money.
/me inserts 2000 RSD
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined
April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
2015-10-30T08:43:33+00:00
You get a postcard from your family in Serbia
Inserting a chocolate coin with the exact same shape and mass as a prostitute coin
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined
March 2015
puccithecat
2015-10-30T08:46:41+00:00
you became a chocolate prostitute
/inserts swimming pool
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-11-02T03:30:15+00:00
you get electrocuted + a broken vending machine
*inserts duct tape*
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-11-05T05:30:47+00:00
did the vending machine really break
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined
April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
2015-11-09T21:23:02+00:00
Lol. Vending machine broken. Thread broken.
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-11-10T02:54:04+00:00
noooo the duct tape shall fix it!
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-11-12T12:18:50+00:00
*inserts more duct tape*
GSG95
406 posts
Joined
October 2014
GSG95
2015-11-12T13:18:33+00:00
an engineer came out.
/inserts dick
Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot
ElliottB1
28 posts
Joined
December 2013
ElliottB1
2015-11-12T15:28:30+00:00
+1 Lenny. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I insert a collection of every mii costume in Smash 4.
Crowie
osu!artist
328 posts
Joined
August 2015
Crowie
2015-11-12T15:56:09+00:00
(yay the duct tape worked!!)
you get a wii
*insert senpai*
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