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osu! vending machine

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ElliottB1
+1 Poop.
▼ It splatters on your face!

> insert a snow globe of the entire universe
PlushmageEleen
Suddenly, A hand grabs and takes 10pp From Elliot!

/me Inserts a Neopoint.
kirueggy
a beanie baby comes out because honestly, who knows about neopets nowadays

insert coin
Jalwed
osu! jet get!

*insert random stick*
WriggleNightbug
You have received, the happyacc disease!

*inserts 10 Yen coin*
Aiona
Out comes 100 yen.
/insert bottle
Crowie
you get the bottle back with a note sealed inside threatening you to give back the money

*inserts my shit report card*
puccithecat
your parents went out the vending machine and slap you

/inserts mackerel
Crowie
you get a dolphin

*inserts my finger*
WriggleNightbug
You got, RSI!

*inserts Tablet Pen*
Aiona
You get a pen nib.
/insert paper
Crowie
you get the tree that was killed in the process of producing the paper

*insert cookiezi's cookie*
TSGWhatever
You get Shigetora's Pikachu.

/inserts Gorgeous Freeman
puccithecat
gorgeous freeman turned into a coin

/inserts haruka nanase
Crowie
you get a sexy makoto tachibana

*insert VHS tape*
I Give Up
you will die in seven days.

/insert JOHN CENAAAAA
Aiona
You get nothing.
/inserts pepe the frog
Crowie
you get feels

*insert plutonium*
Wuxo
you got 100 years of osu supporter and an two-way ticket to the Pluto.

/me inserts 1euro
Crowie
you get 131.76 yen

*insert the next person who posts*
Nik0
You get a piece paper saying "I am the meme machine" in return.

I insert a pencil.
Aiona
You get an eraser.
//inserts doujinshi
puccithecat
the people in the doujinshhi went out the vending machine

/inserts nagisa hazuki >////<
iiko
Pantsu shot out of the vending machine.

/inserts shota
Crowie
you get a Pico

*insert gushers*
puccithecat
you got betty crocker

/inserts butterfly
iiko
You get a caterpillar.

/inserts a muffin
Ochinchi-sama
You get nothing cos believe it or not, a muffin doesn't actually fit in a coin slot.

*Inserting a prostitute coin*
TSGWhatever
You become a prostitute

/Inserts mad MSPaint skillz
Wuxo
Sorry sir, we only accept money.

/me inserts 2000 RSD
Ochinchi-sama
You get a postcard from your family in Serbia

Inserting a chocolate coin with the exact same shape and mass as a prostitute coin
puccithecat
you became a chocolate prostitute

/inserts swimming pool
Crowie
you get electrocuted + a broken vending machine

*inserts duct tape*
Crowie
did the vending machine really break
Ochinchi-sama
Lol. Vending machine broken. Thread broken.
Crowie
noooo the duct tape shall fix it!
Crowie
*inserts more duct tape*
GSG95
an engineer came out.

/inserts dick
ElliottB1
+1 Lenny. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I insert a collection of every mii costume in Smash 4.
Crowie
(yay the duct tape worked!!)
you get a wii

*insert senpai*
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