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2013-12-31T01:50:27+00:00
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Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-24T06:43:48+00:00
You get a sealed love letter
//inserts red solo cup
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined
March 2014
Volta
2015-09-24T13:22:43+00:00
you got F cup bra
//inserts a chess piece
GSG95
406 posts
Joined
October 2014
GSG95
2015-09-24T13:30:52+00:00
you get elo points
//inserts green cloth
Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot
iiko
155 posts
Joined
October 2014
iiko
2015-09-24T14:18:20+00:00
you get a the rare mlg nife ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
//inserts memes
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined
March 2014
Volta
2015-09-24T14:42:44+00:00
the vending machine laughs
//insert chocolate
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-24T16:14:31+00:00
you get melted chocolate
/insert hat
Bonk
14 posts
Joined
April 2014
Bonk
2015-09-24T20:56:15+00:00
you get a fedora
I insert a boat in the Vendinghy Machine
There's nothing in this signature, well, except for this sentence.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined
April 2013
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
2015-09-24T21:00:52+00:00
the boat Bonked back at you for not fitting in the machine
/inserts overlord medal
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-25T05:58:36+00:00
you get a skull and cross bones
/inserts frying pan
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined
November 2014
Ameth Rianno
2015-09-25T06:00:05+00:00
You get
Flying Pan
*inserts a paper of red color*
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-25T06:19:42+00:00
blood comes oozing out of the machine
/inserts nendoroid
Flanster
5,938 posts
Joined
August 2010
Flanster
2015-09-25T06:22:17+00:00
Machine takes it happily and thanks you.
/insert pigeon
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined
July 2014
abraker
2015-09-25T06:24:36+00:00
You get a bottle with a letter in it. It reads, "Insert letter to retrieve pigeon".
/insert letter
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Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-25T06:33:09+00:00
Scraps of the paper you inserted come out... it's a paper shredder
//inserts scarf
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-25T06:34:05+00:00
you get a red scarf back
/insert gloves
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined
July 2014
abraker
2015-09-25T06:36:59+00:00
you get a warm feeling
/insert an arm and a leg
std skin 2021
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osu!Skills
- Compare your skills in a
slightly
different way
OT!neus
- osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server
GSG95
406 posts
Joined
October 2014
GSG95
2015-09-25T08:17:12+00:00
you get the rest of the human body
//inserts mushroom
Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-25T10:10:59+00:00
The machine emits a gas that knocks you unconscious.
///inserts toothbrush
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined
July 2014
abraker
2015-09-25T11:58:18+00:00
You get tentacles. I think you know what these are for.
//inserts life
std skin 2021
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mania skin 2021
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vanilla ver
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hidden ver
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osu!Skills
- Compare your skills in a
slightly
different way
OT!neus
- osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined
November 2014
Ameth Rianno
2015-09-25T12:08:50+00:00
You sent to another life. Have your happy life.
*inserts a sauce*
JamesHappy
678 posts
Joined
January 2014
JamesHappy
2015-09-25T12:52:53+00:00
you get a hottest sauce
/insert android
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined
July 2014
abraker
2015-09-25T14:14:33+00:00
Out comes a nendoroid!
/insert my waifu
std skin 2021
:
link
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mania skin 2021
: (
vanilla ver
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hidden ver
)
osu!Skills
- Compare your skills in a
slightly
different way
OT!neus
- osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-25T18:45:56+00:00
You get a envelope with a piece of paper "Is shit" on it inside of it.
//inserts microphone
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-25T18:47:22+00:00
A song sang by me starts playing
//insert song lyrics
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-25T19:05:11+00:00
A juke box pops out
//inserts blanket
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-25T19:06:21+00:00
Out pops Ameth's bedcover
/insert book
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,180 posts
Joined
February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
2015-09-25T19:50:54+00:00
You get facebook'd from the vending machine rejecting the book!
/Inserts a rusty coin.
"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-25T20:27:07+00:00
You get a new shiny coin.
/insert bow
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined
July 2014
abraker
2015-09-25T20:54:54+00:00
You get an arrow... on a t-shirt
/insert vending machine
std skin 2021
:
link
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mania skin 2021
: (
vanilla ver
~
hidden ver
)
osu!Skills
- Compare your skills in a
slightly
different way
OT!neus
- osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server
Flanster
5,938 posts
Joined
August 2010
Flanster
2015-09-26T19:21:01+00:00
Machine is now out of order.
/inserts screwdriver
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-26T19:21:52+00:00
You get a piece of wood.
/insert paper
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-26T20:03:46+00:00
An acorn pops out
/inserts string
-Stream-_old
5 posts
Joined
September 2015
-Stream-_old
2015-09-26T20:33:07+00:00
You receive the other side of the string
//inserts aloe vera gel
I love doing themed sigs and avatars
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-26T20:48:59+00:00
You get an aloe vera leaf.
/insert guitar string
abraker
Global Moderator
8,295 posts
Joined
July 2014
abraker
2015-09-26T21:51:06+00:00
"Never Gonna Give You Up" starts playing on guitar
/insert earplugs
std skin 2021
:
link
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mania skin 2021
: (
vanilla ver
~
hidden ver
)
osu!Skills
- Compare your skills in a
slightly
different way
OT!neus
- osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-26T22:41:56+00:00
Wires come flying out of the machine
/inserts ice berg
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-26T22:42:53+00:00
Out comes a miniature sculpture of the Titanic.
/insert sheet music
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-09-26T22:45:04+00:00
Plastic musical notes come out
/inserts watch
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-09-26T23:14:09+00:00
A watch with Ireland's time zone comes out
/insert coin
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined
March 2015
puccithecat
2015-09-27T10:59:01+00:00
you got a coin :p
/insert pink dolphin
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