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Aerynolae
A note popped out of the machine that reads,
"Have this blue stuff."

/inserts a coin with a string
Kyno
the machine cuts the string and a piece of paper comes out of the machine sayingv :
" Nice try, lame attempt "

/inserts trash boat
Aerynolae
The machine ejected something.

/inserts bitcoin
TrinitehFoarse
You get a Litecoin miner!

/inserts a coin with a drawing of a doge on it
beeboy123
you get a Dog and a Loonie

/inserts shitposts
Critical Dude
You get a post covered in s***!

/inserts a "MACH PUNCH" coin
Aerynolae
You got rek'd before you even receive the punch!

/inserts coin full of crowns
Kyno
you win my secret shrine of critical dude

/inserts -kun
TrinitehFoarse
You get -chan!

/inserts The JoJ
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
TrinitehFoarse won Jojo's Bizarre Adventure All Stars!

/inserts a double strike coin
Bonk
You get a third strike, now go sit on the bench.

I insert a baseball in the machine.
sheela
You got a home run!
/inserts doll coin
Rio-
You got A Smart Doll

/inserts osu! skillz
TSGWhatever
You got the fantasy of being as good as Cookiezi one day!

/inserts Swedish krona
EineKrone
You get me :3

/inserts a coffee mug
sheela
Now filled with green liquid.

/inserts weird
yurunneram
you got a loli

/inserts pudding
TSGWhatever
You get beat up by a camera, being held by Bill Cosby!

/inserts crappy, virus filled computer
beeboy123
You get lag

/inserts gamecube remote
Aerynolae
You get a Gamecube!

/inserts a thousand cookie coins
EineKrone
You get a few crumbles, 'cause Krone already ate all the cookies in the machine

/me inserts a boxing glove
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
EineKrone gets Facepunched!

/inserts an update coin
YamiHikari
Trash Boat becomes better in every way possible; in terms of appearance,personality!
/inserts crappy coin
Rio-
You got crap

/inserts Star coin
Chaoslitz
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/34168
You can now pass it

/Insert Spacebar
Kyno
you win a spacebar that can take 9.5 billion key presses.

/inserts green tea
beeboy123
It comes out as ice tea

/inserts kittens
Friendan
The kittens come out as memes

/insert aborted fetus
YamiHikari
Pft You get your fetus back
/inserts moe coin
Aerynolae
You get a maid named Mio.

/inserts neko ears
YamiHikari
You get a neko tail!
/inserts homework
DothThouHoist

xYamiHikari wrote:

You get a neko tail!
/inserts homework
You get your homework back! Do it yourself please :P
/inserts a used tissue
Friendan
A snot monster punches you in the face!

/insert meme
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
friendan gets a nice meme!

/inserts an ok coin
Friendan
The somewhat-damaged coin happens to be the perfect shape of coin, and it activates the vending machines self destruct button. The vending machine explodes, nearly killing you.

/insert a hit circle
Dainesl
Doesn't end in coin but whatever...it's round, I guess!

you get a 300.

/inserts a 1p coin
Wuxo
We're sorry! Machine is emty, we need to re-fill. You got your coin back

/inserts 300year old silver coin
DothThouHoist
You get a 300 year old silver soda can for your 300 year old silver coin!
/Me inserts bronze ugly coin
Kyno
you get gold pretty coin :D

/inserts my coin from 1999
YamiHikari
It got rejected because it's too old
/inserts random coin
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