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OsuMe65
/you got $34

/inserts currency coin
EineKrone
You get a coconut.



/me inserts an metaphorical coin.
B1rd
You get an A.

/inserts the darkness of my soul
ALTKID
Congratulations!! You've got a grim reaper!!

/me inserts bestfriend
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
AllRiseSilver won a BFF ring!

/inserts M&M's
EineKrone
You got a Giant Chocolate Biscuit, made from a million M&Ms bound together.
Photo from it

The girl is included


/me inserts an angry mummy coin.
ALTKID
congratulation you've got angry dad!!!

/me inserts moe loli's
Coro
A moe loli claiming to be your little sister drops from the sky into your arms.

/inserts an ordinary coin
Ceph23
The coin develops a huge inferiority complex from meeting all the other coins who are tons more interesting that him and you end up getting a really depressed coin.

inserts ice cube
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
Ceph23 won Modern Iceman!

Modern Iceman
Type: Bruiser
Organization: X-Men
Abilities:
-Organic Ice: Immune to Chilled, Burning and Pyrophoric. Reduces damage from most Ice and Fire attacks by 50%
-Dead in winter: The next time Iceman is KO'd, he revives with 10% of health, clears all debuffs and gains Absolute Zero. This effect stacks up to 3 times.

Attack 1: Chill Out
Target: 1 enemy
# of hits: 3
Type: Ranged/Ice
-Coldsnap: Attacks againsted Chilled targets are guaranteed critical hits
-Deadly Crits: Deals extra damage on critical hits

Attack 2: Ice capades
Target: All enemies
# of hits: 1
Type: Melee/Ice
-Chilled: Applies Chilled to the enemy. Takes damage every turn. Evasion reduced. Canceled by Burning
-Disabled: Applies Disabled to the enemy. The next action executed becomes locked out for 2 rounds. This doesn't lock out counter-attacks or trigger off of counter-attacks

Attack 3: Cold Feet
Target: 1 enemy
# of hits: 3
Type: Ranged/Ice/Energy
>Let it go
-Chilled: Applies Chilled to the enemy. Takes damage every turn. Evasion reduced. Canceled by Burning
-Frozen: Applies Frozen to the enemy. Cannot dodge most attacks
-Exhausted: Applies Exhausted to the enemy. Cannot take extra turns. Quick Actions become Normal Actions.

Attack 4: Breaking the Ice
Target: All Allies
Type: Buff
-Ice wall: Applies Ice wall to all allies. Shield effect absorbs incoming damage
-Dead in Winter: Applies Dead in Winter to Iceman. The next time Iceman is KO'd, he revives with 10% of health, clears all debuffs and gains Absolute Zero. This effect stacks up to 3 times.

/inserts a mimetic coin
SirAbblot
Trash Boat recieved an exact copy of the inserted coin.

/Inserts 100 yen.
Kyno
A paper comes out of the vending machine and says : try harder. Thanks for the yen, I'm going to go buy some sushi with this.

/inserts broken URL
Phos-
You win a strange coin!

/insers a glow-in-the-dark coin
SirAbblot
Your prize is censored.

/Inserts bitcoin
EineKrone
You get a malware which proceed to delete all you files and put guro in it's place.



/me inserts a khezu coin
Rio-
You got a Wyvern
*I didn't play Monster Hunter... so yeah

/inserts a doge coin
OsuMe65
/you won Comic Sans MS and doge itself

/inserts paint coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
OsuMe65 won a paintbrush!

/inserts a FOX 20th Anniversary coin
Phos-
20 foxes come out and tear you apart.

/inserts edible coin.
EineKrone
You get nothing, the machine ate your coin.
It stills is hungry, and proceeds to run after you.


/me inserts a 9mm coinon the new non-carnivore machine.
kirueggy

EineKrone wrote:

You get nothing, the machine ate your coin.
It stills is hungry, and proceeds to run after you.


/me inserts a 9mm coinon the new non-carnivore machine.
you get nothing, you lose, good day sir

/me inserts a DogeCoin
ALTKID
congratulation you've got wow coin and doge itself!

/me inserts peppy
Phos-
You win the BanchoBot!

/inserts a trash coin.
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
You called me, monsieur Flutthershy?

/inserts a Rainbow dash coin
kirueggy
you get fluttershy

/me inserts an Ichika Orimura
piruchan
You get a life size mecha.

/me inserts plastic chair.
kirueggy
you get an ikea.

/me inserts the sharingan coin
jomarixa808
The machine bursts into black flames. Oh dear.

I dont insert anything, for fear of neverending flames. I instead POOT DISPENSER HERE.
Chamelo
No u *flames disappear*

/insert 1$ coin
Hyroo
/you get a TF2 hat

/me inserts senpai coin
Chamelo
As you look back, th-that's Taka-senpai. He's coming at you!
Senpai: Are you alright?
Hyroo: N-nothing! I'm just taking a look at this vending machine... *blush*
Senpai: Oh, okay. Well, see you around!
Hyroo: O-okay...
Taka-senapi's gone.
'Next time I'll make you notice me, senpai!' you think.

(Note: Imaginary name. XD)

/me rapidly insert 100 silver coins
Hyroo
/you rapidly get 100 hug pillows of Gabe Newell

/me inserts loli coin
piruchan
You get Enju.
WARNING, LOLI WITHOUT CLOTHES

she still has a towel tough

/me inserts an ancient book.
Ceph23
The curse of a hundred angry shamans rains upon you. You are now unable to take a shower using soap.

Inserts limbs
kirueggy
you get the rest of the human body

/me inserts a basketball
Phos-
A football shoots out, hitting you right in the face

/me inserts an ancient coin.
Hyroo
/you get a brand new coin

/me inserts hit circle coin
SirAbblot
You get a spinner.

/me inserts a blank piece of paper.
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
SirAbblot won pencils!

/inserts a Knight coin
EineKrone
You get a 1:1 Exaclibur replica made of steel!
Care how you swing that '-'

/me inserts a Microsoft coin.
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