Vending machine glomps you from behind.
/inserts a deer head
/inserts a deer head
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Suddenly A deer coming out and strikes at You with Its head
/inserts umbrella
/inserts umbrella
Marry Poppins suddenly comes out of the vending machine and takes you along a flying umbrella adventure complete with old school kids songs.
inserts 5 week old pizza
inserts 5 week old pizza
(why would you do that to the poor machine) 
Get a sandwich.
/me cleans coin slot*
*inserts a flash drive
Get a sandwich.
/me cleans coin slot*
*inserts a flash drive
The vending machine boots it up and opens your dirty little secret folder of dirty little secrets. An integrated screen then plays a limited edition uncensored, director's cut with extra unseen footage of Boku no Pico. On loop.
/inserts 8 dragon balls
/inserts 8 dragon balls
Topic Starter
a dragon pops out of the vending machine and kicks you 8 times in the nuts! after that he grants you 8 wishes
/inserts a skin coin
/inserts a skin coin
You get a bloody, full body, peeled off skin fresh from a slightly sexy 18 year old girl.
inserts the meaning of life.
inserts the meaning of life.
*the machine denies your offer and you get raped by it.
/inserts funny money
/inserts funny money
The machine spits out the money and ends up dying with laughter, over-loading its circuits.
/inserts ghost coin
/inserts ghost coin
You become a ghost, tormented for eternity, with complete emptiness and sorrow
/inserts suspicious looking coin
/inserts suspicious looking coin
Topic Starter
VIDgamefrk9 become a suspicious person for everybody!
/inserts an oppai coin
/inserts an oppai coin
A can of Nosebleed. Have fun drinking it.
/inserts an internet cookie
/inserts an internet cookie
Topic Starter
NintenToshiKun won a computer made of cookies!
/inserts a Not even Doom music coin
/inserts a Not even Doom music coin
Trash Boat finds a singing NEDM Kitty inside the vending machine.
/inserts a techni-coloured bullet from Touhou.
/inserts a techni-coloured bullet from Touhou.
Topic Starter
NintenToshiKun won Hong Meiling's suit!
/inserts a 9 coin
/inserts a 9 coin
A Cirno pops out of the vending machine and she glomps you.
/me inserts a bunny coin.
/me inserts a bunny coin.
A bloody rabbit foot pops out.
inserts Psychological trauma
inserts Psychological trauma
Suddenly... The thing You scared of popped out from the vending machine
/inserts artbook
/inserts artbook
art supplies and paint comes out at the bottom.
/inserts error coin
/inserts error coin
Topic Starter
$%&/()(/%··&/(==)(PÑLKIOMHGFDE&/&%$·"WSDFSW""!"EDXZASEDFBHTYUJHNJK---------------------------------------------------------------------------------........................................................................ kynolenkun won a missingno on its Pokéball! don't open it or the reality will be hacked!
/inserts a sonic coin
/inserts a sonic coin
You Got a sonic raid to the Face! *80 Damage!* 
*Inserts a fire rune*
*Inserts a fire rune*
fire rune has been incinerated the house
*Inserts a loli coin*
*Inserts a loli coin*
You got a loli stalker :>
/me inserts kawaii coin
/me inserts kawaii coin
Sudden Cuteness Overload
*insert waifu coin*
*insert waifu coin*
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Kurogamii won an oppai with kimono!
/inserts a survivor coin
/inserts a survivor coin
Bear Grylls pops out from the vending machine and eats your coin.
Inserts the way of the maid
Inserts the way of the maid
You got a Maid of Fire
/inserts swimsuit
/inserts swimsuit
its boku no pico.
/inserts lel coin.
Topic Starter
lel
inserts a lol coin
inserts a lol coin
Laugh until you can't laugh forever
*insert steam discount coin*
*insert steam discount coin*
your steam client crashes and takes all your games with you.
Inserts hotdog
Inserts hotdog
the vending machine spits out ketchup and stuff.
/inserts thick-as-hell glasses
/inserts thick-as-hell glasses
Topic Starter
kynolenkun won a thick-as-hell magnifying glass!
/inserts an arcade coin
/inserts an arcade coin
the vending machine spits out a controller and Mario flashes onto the screen!
/inserts shadow coin
/inserts shadow coin
suddenly your shadow move on its own
/inserts silver coin
/inserts silver coin
Topic Starter
satriobp won 1,000 SILVER for Marvel Avengers Alliance(the easiest currency to get)!
/inserts an adamantium coin
/inserts an adamantium coin
*the machine gives you trash.
and a boat*
*inserts a chocolate coin*
and a boat*
*inserts a chocolate coin*
the machine noms it and eats your arm. Then, some medicine pops up from the machine.
/inserts pizza
/inserts pizza
A wild Pikachu Appeared!
*Pikachu used Bolt Tackle!!
*It was supper effective!!!
*Pikayoshi fainted!!!!
Inserts Fist
Ninja!!! Screw you no Jutsu!!
*Pikachu used Bolt Tackle!!
*It was supper effective!!!
*Pikayoshi fainted!!!!
Inserts Fist
Ninja!!! Screw you no Jutsu!!