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AmberLynx
And the bass shall be dropped


/inserts vending machine
DenoisoGoiso
you're playing this game

/me inserts ghosty coin
Ceph23
You get the ghost busters busting the door of you house and asks "where the ghost" all day/

Inserts taco
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
Ceph23 won a Chimichanga!

/inserts a loli coin
FrzR
You won a loli harem!

/me inserts soap coin
AmberLynx
Vending machine spits it back out, forces you to bend over and pick it up, proceeds to insert coins in you in return.

/inserts a swordfish
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
salted_nuts won a DVD of the movie Swordfish, with Hugh Jackman, John Travolta and Halle Berry!

/inserts a 64-bits coin
Kitsunemimi
But the machine was 32-bit and everything esplod!

/me inserts C (programming language) coin.
beeboy123
You get a poorly made touhou fan game.

/inserts 3 alive lolis that will eventually die in the machine
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
the lolis manages to get out and beat you up!

/inserts a beeboy123 coin
Ceph23
You get your booty groped beeboy themself

Inserts myself
beeboy123
You die because you got stuck in a vending machine.

Insert 3 dead lolis that cannot come back to life.
loldcraft
You get loli soup/cake

Inserts fetish coin
Asagi Mutsuki
STOP LICKING MY FEET YOU FREAK
/me inserts useless coin
loldcraft
Vending machine enters maintainence mode
You get to keep the now useless vending machine
*replaces vending machine*

Inserts quantum insertion coin
beeboy123
Whuttttttt.

Inserts a mix of dead and alive lolis
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
beeboy123 won a instant loli soup!

/inserts a Space Carnival coin
Asagi Mutsuki
Yay You're invited to a Carnival
In outer space
No spacesuits provided

/me inserts the big black coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
The Big Black pops out of the vending machine and asks you: Are you afraid of me?

/inserts a coin with Big Money
beeboy123
You no longer have Big Money because you put it in the vending machine.

/inserts coin of trashboat
VIDgamefrk9
Your life is now nothing but a trashboat

/inserts pokeball coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
VIDgamefrk9 won a Bulbasaur!

/inserts a Digivice coin
Rio-
You got A Digimon of Your choice

/inserts poke-ball
AmberLynx
You get captured and stuck in the vending machine forever.

/inserts the universe
Ceph23
Vending machine becomes the catlyst of the universe with you as it's holder.

Inserts dreams
Kitsunemimi
The vending machine takes your dreams away from you and nothing happens. Why would you give it that?

/me inserts an internet
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
Kitsunemimi cannot access internet from any device

/inserts a Fox coin
YukinoDesuDesu
/You get a Uka-sama figurine!

/Inserts pettanko coin.
AmberLynx
A tsundere ironing board pops out.

/inserts blue pills
Toukai
Obtained a bottle of viagra

/inserts glass coin
Ceph23
Glass coin shoots out from the vending machine and gets lodged on your neck.

Inserts eyeglasses.
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
Ceph23 should use those glasses because she missed the vending machine by a lot

/inserts a dere coin
beeboy123
You get a deredere girlfriend for 10 minutes before she leaves you for someone 10x weaker and uglier than you.


/inserts the meaning of osu
Rio-
Hitcircles popped out from the Vending machine and You must click em' all

/inserts popsicle
Toukai
I got....that one popsicle that says winner on it :D I GET AN EXTRA 1!

/inserts Harem coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
Kirito-kun won a harem of non-lolis

/inserts 300 coins
beeboy123
You get .0000001 bitcoin

Inserts Peppy coin
DenoisoGoiso
peppy ftw
u get banned

/me inserts fucking big coin I CAN'T TRY TO insert it to vending machine coin ftw
Toukai
you get the vending machine

/inserts your favorite anime coin
FrzR
You won a limited edition blu-ray box set!

/me inserts chitoge coin
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