So I was in band in the 9th grade and we had to do introductions and shit on the first day of school. Everyone was taking turns standing up saying their name and what job they wanted. Well, when it was my turn, I stood up, said my name, and said "I want to be a pedophile when I grow up". I stood standing as the entire class went silent. Nobody laughed. Not a single person. The only sound was the sound of chairs scooting away from me.
This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever done. I only have one other thing that comes close to this but this was most likely the best moment in my entire life.