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Screw them chopsticks.
There are a lot of possible things to use as eating utensils and the genius who invented this decided to use two sticks of all things.
There are a lot of possible things to use as eating utensils and the genius who invented this decided to use two sticks of all things.
Noodles are eaten with a spoon, plebs.
What about sipping it directly from the cup/bowl?
If you're a caveman that is indeed a very viable option.
ItaliansYuu-Chii wrote:
who the fuck eats noodles with a fork....
actually, chopsticks are perfect for delicate foods that would be cumbersome to eat with a spoon and destructive to stab with a fork, like fresh tempura or sushi, in instances where you don't want to use your hand.Ceph23 wrote:
There are a lot of possible things to use as eating utensils and the genius who invented this decided to use two sticks of all things.
sporks, on the other hand, can fuck themselves
The relationship between eating utensils and popular foods in a country is quite an interesting one it seems.
I get made fun of by my family for eating with chopsticks in my asian householdLiiraye wrote:
Or us weaboos who have mastered the techniques of chopsticks, but don't have em at home because we're not fkn asian
there's just no winning
My very non-Asian household had chopsticks and used them regularly for things with sticky rice or noodles.
It carried over when I moved out :'D
It carried over when I moved out :'D
Can't drink with a single straw myself, always using 2 or 3 at McDonalds and other fast-food dumps.Nbhw wrote:
drinking coke using a straw. there's something weird about straws
I can drink curry, eat peppers and pretty much most spicy stuff
But I just can't eat chilli sauce for some reason
But I just can't eat chilli sauce for some reason
>drink curry
teach me your ways
you should try drinking chilli sauce, that might work better for you
I consume curry by tipping a bowl of it into my mouth
that IS drinking right? o_0
that IS drinking right? o_0
"Hey Varetyr, honestly you should try that pizza, I know it looks weird but it tastes sooooo good ^.^ mmmmh *noms*"
So yeah I tried yesterday...
Never again.
So yeah I tried yesterday...
Never again.
w h a t
i knew people did this but pineapples but this is on a new level of absolutely disgusting
i knew people did this but pineapples but this is on a new level of absolutely disgusting
No, Color. It gets worse.
Those are banana slices.
Those are banana slices.
I can't eat a kiwi like other normal people. Not anymore.
I eat it with the skin.
I eat it with the skin.
could be slices of a tiny pineappleShellghost wrote:
No, Color. It gets worse.
Those are banana slices.
or a huge pizza
but tiny pineapples sounds cuter
Yeah, I noticed, I just worded it horribly.
I meant, I knew people ate pizzas with pineapple toppings but banana/nutella is on a whole new level of erh
I meant, I knew people ate pizzas with pineapple toppings but banana/nutella is on a whole new level of erh
AHHHHHHHHGHDulcet wrote:
I can't eat a kiwi like other normal people. Not anymore.
I eat it with the skin.
OH MY GOD WHYDulcet wrote:
I can't eat a kiwi like other normal people. Not anymore.
I eat it with the skin.
WHY
my big brother does the sameDulcet wrote:
I can't eat a kiwi like other normal people. Not anymore.
I eat it with the skin.
apparently it actually works
It really does.
It's like a sweet, crispy and soft apple.
It's like a sweet, crispy and soft apple.
That......actually sounds plausible. I'm gonna try eating with the skin next time.Dulcet wrote:
I can't eat a kiwi like other normal people. Not anymore.
I eat it with the skin.
...and hairy?Dulcet wrote:
It really does.
It's like a sweet, crispy and soft apple.
that's the best part
I can't drink anything in a plastic glass. I feel so weird while doing that.
Plastic Cup?
I like my women like I like my kiwisKanye West wrote:
...and hairy?Dulcet wrote:
It really does.
It's like a sweet, crispy and soft apple.
hairy
wow you must really like japanese women
The fruit or the people?Dulcet wrote:
I can't eat a kiwi like other normal people. Not anymore.
I eat it with the skin.
Both.Static Noise Bird wrote:
The fruit or the people?Dulcet wrote:
I can't eat a kiwi like other normal people. Not anymore.
I eat it with the skin.
Damn.Dulcet wrote:
I like my women like I like my kiwis
hairy
I never eat kit-kat cracked. (It also pisses off 75% of my friends)
2 arms and 2 legs.Shiroshu wrote:
I never eat kit-kat cracked. (It also pisses off 75% of my friends)
what limb does like it
You're a monster.Shiroshu wrote:
I never eat kit-kat cracked. (It also pisses off 75% of my friends)
PlasticSmoothie wrote:
You're a monster.Shiroshu wrote:
I never eat kit-kat cracked. (It also pisses off 75% of my friends)