mind if I use this thread to fight the battle of off-topic against eph okay tyvm
Little code monkey steps up, he only talks in binary
Simmer down, birdy. Silence in the library
Look what the cat dragged in! A corpse, or one about to be
I'm pretty flattered kitty, 'cause this seagull had it out for me
With arms instead of wings you are objectively less fly than me
So sit down while I cap your ass with metonymic irony
Steal Off-Topic - that's my zone - all on your own, you're damn misguided
Our rhymes are so one-sided that the throne has been decided
The bird has flown, he has no flow, poor Eph, I'm never overthrown
Since everybody knows Patchouli owns this philosopher's stones