Yes, you heard me.
Lords and Ladies, Denizens and Anons
You see, I'm working on a project. A library, the likes of which will rival that of even Alexandria.
However, in contrast to that useless hall of information that has long since burnt to ash, this archive will provide you all with a much more valuable form of information: cat gifs.
I've worked hard these past few days, amassing a wealth of data spanning many variations of cat. However, I am but one individual, greatly constrained by the mortal coil that plagues each and every one of us.
So, I find that I must call upon you to assist me in my work.
Send me your cat gifs.
In return, I will add them to the library, and assign the cat a rating from SS to D.
Also if I see a single catgirl gif I am going to become violent.
Below, you will find the library, sorted 'neatly' by category. I wish you the best in your research.
THE LIBRARY
The Library categorizes many different gifs, but they are filtered into a number of different categories based on the activity of the cat present in the gif. These categories are left intentionally vague, as cat activity is quite varied in nature.
A breif description of each category can be found inside the box to which it is assigned.
Special collections:
These are select groups of gifs that possess a particularly strong theme, warranting additional classification.
Reviews:
A log of the ratings that I have assigned to gifs submitted in the thread.
Employment:
The Library currently boasts an expansive community consisting of 2 staff and 8 contributors.
To become affiliated with the library, you must submit one (1) cat gif in the thread below for review.
Repeat gifs will be ignored.
You may then choose a role to fulfill in the library if you wish, such as janitor, researcher, technician, ect.
All are welcome.
Lords and Ladies, Denizens and Anons
You see, I'm working on a project. A library, the likes of which will rival that of even Alexandria.
However, in contrast to that useless hall of information that has long since burnt to ash, this archive will provide you all with a much more valuable form of information: cat gifs.
I've worked hard these past few days, amassing a wealth of data spanning many variations of cat. However, I am but one individual, greatly constrained by the mortal coil that plagues each and every one of us.
So, I find that I must call upon you to assist me in my work.
Send me your cat gifs.
In return, I will add them to the library, and assign the cat a rating from SS to D.
Also if I see a single catgirl gif I am going to become violent.
Below, you will find the library, sorted 'neatly' by category. I wish you the best in your research.
The Library categorizes many different gifs, but they are filtered into a number of different categories based on the activity of the cat present in the gif. These categories are left intentionally vague, as cat activity is quite varied in nature.
A breif description of each category can be found inside the box to which it is assigned.
approving and affectionate specimens
This category consists of cats expressing fondness with their surroundings.
agile specimens
This category consists of cats with noteworthy agility or athletic capabilities.
occupied specimens
This category consists of cats with an assigned purpose.
preceptive specimens
This category consists of cats observing their surroundings.
ravenous specimens
This category consists of cats seeking nourishment.
relaxed specimens
This category consists of cats in dormant states.
sorrowful specimens
This category consists of cats with downcast attitudes.
unstable specimens
This category consists of cats with threatening auras. Please be weary.
violent specimens
This category consists of cats unleashing their inner power. Exercise extreme caution.
Special collections:
These are select groups of gifs that possess a particularly strong theme, warranting additional classification.
special collection: those who speak
This category consists of cats capable of emulating the words above them.
special collection: kitty review
This category consists of cats under critique.
special collection: insanity
This category consists of cats losing their minds.
special collection: cheek rubs
This category consists of cats getting cheek rubs.
special collection: unusual cats
This category consists of anomalies that lie outside our known understanding of cats.
Reviews:
A log of the ratings that I have assigned to gifs submitted in the thread.
Shredded bongo cat
Though not a real cat, it more than makes up for its 2D form in spirit. B
Piano cat
Brilliant. A classic, and one I regret not including from the get-go. S
The three little dudes
A joyous bunch. I'm particularly fond of the energy in the first, what a lad. S, A, A
Make haste
He is clearly headed somewhere important, and I salute his determination. A
Sleeping cat
This cat possesses concerning anomalies that worry me to no end. Potentially a victim of radiation poisoning. C
Bnuuy Cosplay
This cat is cosplaying as a rabbit and I think thats pretty funny. However, it doesn't seem to share the opinion. Free him. B
The Voices
In this specimen we see a powerful reflection on the fragility of sanity, and the damage that sentience inflicts upon innocent minds. Truly moving. S
Violence
Why so angry? Stop attacking me man, it hurts. C
ow fuck ouch ow jeez fuck ow ouch
ow fuck ouch ow jeez fuck ow ouch (looks like he needs some help). B
A threat
This cat is all meow no bite, I'm not very inclined to believe its lies. However, it is very cute. Would pet again. S
The nightstalker
What does he intend to do to me in this dark hallway? This cat's emergence from the abyss scares me. However, the glowing pair of eyes hiding in the background scare me more. A
The creature
Our authorities haven't been able to pin down the exact identity of this fellow, but it appears to meow and has some catlike characteristics. Good kitty? A
Though not a real cat, it more than makes up for its 2D form in spirit. B
Piano cat
Brilliant. A classic, and one I regret not including from the get-go. S
The three little dudes
A joyous bunch. I'm particularly fond of the energy in the first, what a lad. S, A, A
Make haste
He is clearly headed somewhere important, and I salute his determination. A
Sleeping cat
This cat possesses concerning anomalies that worry me to no end. Potentially a victim of radiation poisoning. C
Bnuuy Cosplay
This cat is cosplaying as a rabbit and I think thats pretty funny. However, it doesn't seem to share the opinion. Free him. B
The Voices
In this specimen we see a powerful reflection on the fragility of sanity, and the damage that sentience inflicts upon innocent minds. Truly moving. S
Violence
Why so angry? Stop attacking me man, it hurts. C
ow fuck ouch ow jeez fuck ow ouch
ow fuck ouch ow jeez fuck ow ouch (looks like he needs some help). B
A threat
This cat is all meow no bite, I'm not very inclined to believe its lies. However, it is very cute. Would pet again. S
The nightstalker
What does he intend to do to me in this dark hallway? This cat's emergence from the abyss scares me. However, the glowing pair of eyes hiding in the background scare me more. A
The creature
Our authorities haven't been able to pin down the exact identity of this fellow, but it appears to meow and has some catlike characteristics. Good kitty? A
Employment:
The Library currently boasts an expansive community consisting of 2 staff and 8 contributors.
To become affiliated with the library, you must submit one (1) cat gif in the thread below for review.
Repeat gifs will be ignored.
You may then choose a role to fulfill in the library if you wish, such as janitor, researcher, technician, ect.
All are welcome.
