lol'd^silmarilen wrote:
some online community thought i was a girl, so when we finaly had an irl meet they were like so you're not actually a girl
and then i said not anymore
Smooth.Liiraye wrote:
yesterday I was out shopping with a friend and all of a sudden this really cute blonde pokes me and says HII Liiraye! while going for a surprise hug.
This was the first time of my life that I don't remember neither name nor face of someone. We began taking as bffs or something and my friend was like wut. The problem was that I couldn't introduce her to him because I didn't know her name!. So 2 stations later she got off the sub after hugging again, and I just leaned over to my friend and said: "who the hell was that?! I honestly have no fkn clue Lmao"
Without noticing that she was right outside the sub texting...
"Because you taste sweet with your tongue, not the back of your throat."Tuxdude143 wrote:
0_0Aqo wrote:
biology class, teacher says semen has sugar in it
a girl asks then why is it not sweet
WHAT?!?!?! What did the teacher say?
2 birds 1 stoneBeserk wrote:
"If you think virgin blood is a good lubricant for anal sex, you should try mixing it with your own blood."
maneeeee i herd u waz in town againzzzzzzEphemeral wrote:
u wot m8? dysloxia? erry 1 nos dat scouser emc hav thu lernin difecaltes
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaTBTE wrote:
I'm Bronze 5
yes thats a very awkward thing to say in publicmathexpert wrote:
lol
the embarassing part is he belongs thereZeraphlol wrote:
hahahahahahahahahahaha I like breaking pagesTBTE wrote:
I'm Bronze 5
respectjacob wrote:
>open the window in the bathroom and shout "HAYYYYYY" in the gayest voice ever, obviously thinking it was one of my family members