A job for a research facility where you don't have to do anything. $80/hr, 40 hours a week, where you are constantly on the clock (overtime applies as sesquiple [1.5x]). But every week, while sleeping, you lose one thing that you've been actively using over anything else. This continues until you either have nothing left or go mad from isolation/paranoia, at which point you receive everything taken away.
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A job for a research facility where you don't have to do anything. $80/hr, 40 hours a week, where you are constantly on the clock (overtime applies as sesquiple [1.5x]). But every week, while sleeping, you lose one thing that you've been actively using over anything else. This continues until you either have nothing left or go mad from isolation/paranoia, at which point you receive everything taken away.
no thanks im already crazy enough :33 /j
cookie?
cookie?
yes.
Keycult keyboard.
Keycult keyboard.
yes, i will take a train.
GMK keycaps?
GMK keycaps?
Yes!
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Let's add some challenge: Secondhand drawing tablet with ripped sticky double sided tape around the drawing pen - used for grip last time.
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Let's add some challenge: Secondhand drawing tablet with ripped sticky double sided tape around the drawing pen - used for grip last time.
of course, duh.
You become a tuyu girl for a day.
You become a tuyu girl for a day.
no thanks
you'll become osage-chan for a day
you'll become osage-chan for a day
probably not.
Become MrBeast for a day.
Become MrBeast for a day.
frick no
you get a billion cookies (all different flavors)
you get a billion cookies (all different flavors)
Whiplash from a retrospective of the past five years of your life.
nah
1v1 on TypeRacer.
1v1 on TypeRacer.
No thanks. Maybe next time.
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Guide on mapping osu! standard.
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Guide on mapping osu! standard.
of course.
Coaching from the best mapper.
Coaching from the best mapper.
Sure! I'm interested and lucky to learn.
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Ability to learn a new instrument.
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Ability to learn a new instrument.
sure.
Ability to learn expert-level TETR.IO play
Ability to learn expert-level TETR.IO play
No cause I don't play it nor do I wanted to
Ability to handle the hottest food and spice ever made
Ability to handle the hottest food and spice ever made
yes actually, normally i can't eat even a hot cheeto
same offer
same offer
Ofc. I always enjoy hot food. I'm an authentic Indonesian after all
You can pilot a plane. Just the ability for it, however
You can pilot a plane. Just the ability for it, however
Yes, I want To Doing Crazy thing with it, Almost crashing it,
A Recent Centurion tank
A Recent Centurion tank
Yey! I'll take that tank.
Okay uhhhhhhh who wants to get a cookie?
Okay uhhhhhhh who wants to get a cookie?
yes.
A coaching session with mythicalrocket for typing.
A coaching session with mythicalrocket for typing.
YES YES YES YED YES YES EYSBDNEDFFNMGK
silly plushie of your choice
silly plushie of your choice
yes.
Ownership of the Belgium town of Silly.
Ownership of the Belgium town of Silly.
yes please
huggy? please?
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huggy? please?
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yes
$19 fortnite card. Who wants it?
$19 fortnite card. Who wants it?
why not?
Becoming a werewolf
Becoming a werewolf
no.
Becoming a furry.
Becoming a furry.
i'm not that far-off from counting as one, but no
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a portal that allows you to teleport to the setting of your second-to-last played game at any time. note the portal's location changes whenever the second-to-last game changes
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a portal that allows you to teleport to the setting of your second-to-last played game at any time. note the portal's location changes whenever the second-to-last game changes
sure
a Panzer I
a Panzer I
ye sure
A keycult keyboard.
A keycult keyboard.
Sure!
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A ticket to help overcome your phobias.
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A ticket to help overcome your phobias.
sure.
10% discount code to keychron keyboards
10% discount code to keychron keyboards
Sure! It really helps to give some to other friends too.
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A big birthday gift that you really need on your 21st or 30th or 40th - depend on which age you haven't reach first.
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A big birthday gift that you really need on your 21st or 30th or 40th - depend on which age you haven't reach first.
so... 30th? Idk what it'll be myself. Ehh, fine I guess
A food voucher coupon but you have to share your purchased food with a stranger as a requirement
A food voucher coupon but you have to share your purchased food with a stranger as a requirement
sure. hopefully the stranger isn't Jeff Bezos.
Blank checks.
Blank checks.
nah
a pirated nintendo 3ds full to the brim with games
a pirated nintendo 3ds full to the brim with games
sure.
The standard offer regarding bans on wikipedia.
The standard offer regarding bans on wikipedia.
idk anything about that, but i decline it
a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones
a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones
Wikipedia's standard offer.B0ii wrote:
idk anything about that, but i decline it
a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones
OT: Nope.
A stenography keyboard.
Nah, confusing to me
A Female and Femboy Bodyguard that Had pulse rifle from hl2
A Female and Femboy Bodyguard that Had pulse rifle from hl2
ye.
A comically sized stick to bonk people with.
A comically sized stick to bonk people with.
too violent in real world, would be arrested, no
Living in Switzerland
Living in Switzerland
mmh, kinda, if there was Some Muslim places, im in
A Coat where Upon death While wearing it, You get Reincarnated To World Of your Choices.
A Coat where Upon death While wearing it, You get Reincarnated To World Of your Choices.
Sure af
Living the life you always wanted, but you lose your family
Living the life you always wanted, but you lose your family
sure.
You get typing coaching from Mythicalrocket.
You get typing coaching from Mythicalrocket.
who
A one time opportunity on a trip to japan for free
A one time opportunity on a trip to japan for free
take it.
Same as my last post (Rocket is #1 on MonkeyType.)
Same as my last post (Rocket is #1 on MonkeyType.)
Don't care
You die
You die