no thanks. even if i aspire to make enjoyable music and art, i wouldn't want that.
to be doomed for mediocrity? it would be terrible.
i would rather improve on my own.
also, you could technically say you would be undeniably the best in the world at being mediocre. might be interesting, in some uninteresting mediocre sense.
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never having to take care of your body. your digestion is perfect and uses all nutrients, you never have to take a shit or rush to the bathroom to piss. your skin and hair aren't really anything that great, but certainly won't become problems later. health issues related to hygiene are irrelevant to you and don't apply to you. you don't have to drink water or eat food, you just consume at your own discretion for the sake of tasting something. you can still be satiated, your metabolism is finely flexible and converts whatever in the case of binge-eating. yet still survive for the entirety of your lifespan should you choose not to eat. you can still gain fat, but it can burn off relatively easily if you wish to work for it a while with regular exercise or somethin'.