Take or leave the offer by the previous poster

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JamesHappy
yes

A 3D printer
Treekii
Yes yes yes

osu!supporter
Tadeshi-kun
If you're serious, then of course.

A tree.
Serraionga
Ya, gimme that!

A gold chainsaw.
Treekii
Nah like wut

Your own island
Tadeshi-kun
Yeah, I need an island to grow my carrotkin, my carrot people.

A vending machine.
SaigonAlice
Sure, I'd take it. Unless it was one of those underwear vending machines.

A wig made from the actual, real-life hair of an Indonesian woman and sewn together by a Japanese girl who accidentally killed her boyfriend.
(PS: Extra brownie points if you figure out what novel I'm referencing. I'll give you a hint, it was written by Haruki Murakami)
Serraionga
Uh, I don't think I want that...

A lemon-yogurt cake.
Tadeshi-kun
Accepted.

A square watermelon.
Treekii
I'll take that

Box of tissues
SaigonAlice
yes thanks.

My anal beads (used)
Tadeshi-kun
Oh hell nah!

Getter Robo
SaigonAlice
sure.

my rosary beads (hint they're actually anal beads)
Treekii
of course (praise God)

A dildo molded from my dick
Conor
.
SaigonAlice
I'll take it graciously.

The dick molded dildo that's been in me and conor's asshole.
now modified with vibrator.

a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:

I feel tainted saying this... ;~;
good
a1l2d3r4e5d6
That's nasty... but I'll take it.

The dick molded dildo that's been in SaigonAlice's and Conor's asshole.
now modified to make the best out of you.

I feel tainted saying this... ;~;
-SayaKai
uhmm.. NO

A candies?
Tadeshi-kun
Nah, I get sore throat whenever I eat candies.

A lewd GF/BF
Treekii
Yes, I want lewd things done to me

Ketchup
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