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AutoMedic
I would keep it for future reference

The ability to heal any sickness
piruchan
Sure.

The ability to mind control.
Trash Boat
ok

some CHIMICHANGAS?
FireFoxZX
........yes i need to feed my dogs

you cannot get sick or injured however nutmeg will now kill you instantly if ingested
OsuMe65
eat it first. if it's true, i won't

Edible (insert object here)
B1rd
yeah I'd probably eat it.

you die 10 years earlier than you normally would, but playing osu! adds triple the time to your life that you play
Granger
Doesnt that make me technically undieing? A day got 24 hours, 8-9 for sleeping 8-10 for osu, rest for other stuff such as eating. In the end i gain more hours than i spend. :S

A potato.
AutoMedic
sure


IPECAC Spaghetti
Granger
Not sure what IPECAC is but ill take the spaghetti.

Ethernal life... for this thread.
Feast
Nope, this stupid thread doesn't need to live so long :P

The possibility to gain 1 year of life by killing someone
DeletedUser_4041880
And those extra years would make me end up in jail longer

Want a job?
Granger
Yes. I need one.

Want a meta as fuck dream? I just dreamed about dreaminng about not being able to sleep and thinking about the weird tickling i had from being paralyzed. Was kind of creepy and now i cant sleep for real. wow..
AutoMedic
Sure



Your own Zaphkiel,
FireFoxZX
yes but seriously confusing as hell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphkiel_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archon_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)


thr ability to understand everything but you can't talk fer shit
kirueggy
i can reverse that

ability to eat anything
B1rd
probably not, wouldn't taste very nice an you would still have to buy normal food anyway so you don't die of malnutrition

Vampirism (live as long as you want, don't need to work so you can buy food, but weakness to daylight, need to drink blood, probably became isolated from other people etc.)
FireFoxZX
.............so my daily life up until now.............

ability to edit your life how you want it (everything goes the way you want it) however you will always be 12
Kyno
Actually, sure. I'll edit out the part where i learned about tablets.

a pet fox that follows you around everywhere, protecting you? (Mis-treat it and it will kill u)
kirueggy
why the hell not

a friend?
FireFoxZX
yes

the spell card [Love sign : Master spark]
jomarixa808
Who wouldn't want a GIANT LASER?

The ability to bunnyhop like in Quake.
hi im dragon
no pls i'd be scared of falling and dying

a shawarma god fuck im so hungry
Trash Boat
ok. mmm... shawarma

a CD of the artist you want?
Feast
I'm not using CDs anymore but I've no reason to decline

A baby panda *-* (You've to take care of him all your life, even when he becomes a big & fat Panda)
Fabi
Leave.

A rock.
Granger
Pet Rock > Pet Panda

100 moe crystalls which store the essence of moe.
Feast

Granger wrote:

Pet Rock > Pet Panda
I'll never forgive you for this !

No need because:

EineKrone wrote:

Non Non skin. Shall be declared praetor of moe.
A baby monkey ?
Gakkun
If it's a baby spider monkey ^~^

A bounce house?
Granger
Nah, i want my house to be calm and solid.

Ninth IX wrote:

I'll never forgive you for this !
Q_Q

A plain red brick. Before you refuse, think about it. It may just be a boring brick.... but you could build something amazing when you get more of them. Untill then you can use them as pet or something. Have fun. Or not.
Trash Boat
ok

a Hammer?
FireFoxZX
ty for the sledgehammer

time to kill demons with my holy sledgehammer

you have to spend 20 years in prison but during that time you realise are a guard magical girl guard (with a computer to play osu)
Rio-
no thanks

Itasha?
FireFoxZX


HELL YES

you get excalibur but become a masochist
Feast
Excalibur is too big to pass away, I take it

Becoming a hero but by stealing the glory of someone else, not for your achievement
FireFoxZX
it depends the idiot that i stole it from didn't deserve it if i got it how would i have stolen it if it wasn't a miniscule thing?

you are a superstar but you can never marry
Trash Boat
nah

a gong?
Kyno
no. we have one in band.
(im no kidding we do. its for like, songs based on crusades and shtuff like that)

To be trapped in the forums of os- 4chan.
FireFoxZX
what the hell add it too my arsenal of useless crap


you invent the turducken
Kyno
the whatta?

library of [insert genre of book]
jacwib
No

Flying?
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