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Balgon

Static Noise Bird wrote:

No. I don't like most of the dogs. Väinö is an exception.

A rock from the moon.
No thanks.

The ability to comprehend how little one human is compared to the entire universe?
EineKrone
Already have it. Doesn't mean we're supposed to run from it.


Eternal life, but as an invisible ghost.
Balgon

EineKrone wrote:

Already have it. Doesn't mean we're supposed to run from it.


Eternal life, but as an invisible ghost.
I wouldn't even want to live eternally as a human!

From now on only being able to make jokes everyone laughs at but you hate them yourselves
EineKrone
Not very useful... Except as a super power. Imagine this: making a thief stop in their tracks by laughing!
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bar that nope, not selling my integrity.




Turn magically into your opposite sex?
10crystalmask01
Hoho, yeah. I have lots of ideas on what I would do if i was the opposite gender :oops:

Same offer.
Balgon
wouldn't do it. I'm male already.

next offer: convert to very orthodox islam but get 72 virgins after death in heaven
EineKrone
Why do that, there's lot's of virgins on earth already :V
Also, I'm a grill now, took the above offer. Don't remember there having a harem for women... me jelly.


Next bid: Gets rich, but can't spend more than 2k dollars a month. out of ideas, sleepy now
Balgon

EineKrone wrote:

Why do that, there's lot's of virgins on earth already :V
Also, I'm a grill now, took the above offer. Don't remember there having a harem for women... me jelly.


Next bid: Gets rich, but can't spend more than 2k dollars a month. out of ideas, sleepy now
Already am in that situation.

Next offer: You live in a totalitarian regime with a dictator and very strict police. But you are good friends with one of the leaders and you are treated very well by everyone in the country (which you are not allowed to leave)
EineKrone
Doesn't looks very good to me. Also, I don't have many friends which would grow to be dictators... I think.



Mind reading.
Piine
Uhh? Hell yeah. Read people minds and sell their secrets. I can also be the next secret agent up in this shiznit.

The choice of going into your favorite anime
Celadon_old
of course yes. fairy tail here i come ><!!!!

best personal chef in the world, but he only works the graveyard shift
B1rd
I would love a personal chef. I am lazy and poor but I also like to eat good food.

A machine gun.
DestinySonata
Take, but I don't know what to do with it

Magical Girl powers
Topic Starter
Nathanael
No thanks... Are you Kyubey? <.<

Kyubey's offer (above)
EineKrone
Nope. NOOOOOOOPE.
Yes for magical girl powers, no for kyuubei doing it...
made me remember:

Can a man be a magical girl? not kawaii enough... the most important aspect.


Cyborg transformation?
Noobsicle
sounds good

becoming a transformer
Rio-
no thanks

become kawaii?
Coro
I want to be kawaii~ :3

Being able to fly?
Kyno
Yes.
I will fly to the bookstore any time I wanted to.

Free pillow with [Insert waifu name here]
ALTKID
with Akise Aru/Levi!!! can i have two please ? :'3

a murederer story book
Genjitsu
Hell no yes

Become rrtyui for one day?
Trash Boat
OK

a date with Hong Meiling?
Piine
Ohhhh take. Can sleep on her.

Being the main protagonist in MGQ You know......Monster Girl Quest......hehehr
EineKrone
Hehehe. heheheheheeheheheheh.




Become a godzilla.
Amitte Sukku
Never!


A lollipop? :3
EineKrone
Yes ;3


A spear of Longinus?
Celadon_old
wssat, ill take it

a portable cd player
Piine
*Takes CD player and listens to Mass Destruction while summoning Personas*

An osu!tablet
B1rd
Nup I'd just sell it.

Omniscience.
CarinderYeah
Nope.

Omnipotence?
Coro
Nope, that's a responsibility way too great to bear.

An extra hour in a day?
OsuMe65
once

Croquette?
SirAbblot
Sure.

Homework?
Noobsicle
you can have it

the title of sir
EineKrone
sir of what? sir Krone, second of Lorheindïr, of the Land of Traps. Sounds good.



Being adopted by Lorheindïr.
Rio-
who's Lorheindïr?

Blank check?
Trash Boat
sure

a Mewtwo-EX full art card?
SirAbblot
ANY DAY.

3D women?
EineKrone
Maybe. They're clean? Not old hags, older than 20?


A lightsaber, with souls of infants as battery.
Kyno
owo
A lightsaber eh? Nah, I'm good.

Gigantic ice cream cake?
Oh here goes the food topic again....
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