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jacwib
you got a pre-punched captchalouge card with a mutankt killer potatoe on it.

i wish for osu!

(i should stop making homestuck jokes only because you have john egbert as your avatar)
kirueggy
granted but you now only must play CTB for a month with every hard mod on

i wish for sugar
Interference_old
Granted, but now you can't taste sugar anymore.

I wish for O!m skill.
kirueggy
granted but it's only in CTB

i wish for a harem
Feast
Granted but you now love men

I wish for a new PC :(
kirueggy
^
you clever mother

granted but it's a cyberpower PC MUHAHAHAHAHAHEAHEHEAHEHAE

i wish for a correct harem
Piine
Granted, but all your harem contains Yanderes

I wished to have power of all the elements and live in a world with monsters from girls to women~ :P
kirueggy
granted but it's h.p. lovecraft's world

i wish for meh
Piine
Granted again but you are now born without your legs

I want to be Raven from Elsword ;)
kirueggy
granted but every other day you turn into an actual raven

i wish for snow
Kyno
Uhm... granted but a blizzard came in and killed everyone.


I wish for....
friends
people to talk to
fuck it, I want unlimited supply to anime and manga. (I could see how wrong this could turn into)
kirueggy
granted but it's either futa or yaoi

i wish for infinite stratos
Rio-
granted... but You became more dense than Orimura Ichika /me runs

I wish I can read anyone's mind
10crystalmask01
Granted...but there's a defect to it. Now you can read everyone's mind, all at once ,so there's pretty much a whole crowd of images and voices that you see.

I wish for a nice simple Canadian penny 1¢.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you get billions of pennies summoned in your house. You don't know what to do with them.

I wish I could stay inside all day and never go out.
Feast
Granted, but you become claustrophobic

I wish I could breathe underwater
kirueggy
granted but you can never go into shallow water

i wish for a cheese filled crepe
Interference_old
Granted but suddenly all the cheese in the world turns into a living, deadly cheese that can suffocate someone to death.

I wish for a flexible school schedule.
Trash Boat
granted but its so flexible that you have lots of time to do nothing

i wish for Amby to come back
Interference_old
Nice one there, I actually like it.
Granted but it's only for an hour.

I wish for my imaginary male harem list to come true.
Kyno
Yes, and the list of paper makes noises at you at tries to "seduce" you.

I wish for tofu.
Piine
Your wish is granted but it taste like toothpaste.

I wish for the powers of Shonen Jump characters
kirueggy
granted but they're bad shonen jump characters

i wish for an osu supporter tag
10crystalmask01
Granted, but osu! is suddenly shut down due to the developer removing it (damn...this is too scary to imagine).

I wish for my fish to be able to eat their own poop.
kirueggy
granted but you must now do the same i mean

i wish for an explanation
XK2238
DENIED. But I'm also denying this deny, so yeah. But in the end nothing actually happened.

I wish I can hack my money w/ CE
kirueggy
granted but your bank account is now a program and i shall proceed to delete it

i wish for a pizza
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you get a miniture pizza. It's smaller than the size of a penny.

I WISH TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
Kyno
Granted but you did not specify what you want to be best at, so I made you the best at mcdonalds. 8D

I wish for pi.
kirueggy
granted but it's 3.14159

i wish for more bunnies and yakult
Kyno
granted but you're the yakult and bunnies drink you.


I wish for non-dairy ice cream.
kirueggy
granted but you are now non-lactose intolerant
Trash Boat
i wish for a Sonic Link plushie
Rio-
granted... but It's not originally made

I wish I can wake up earlier everyday
jacwib
Granted. You wake up at 2 am.

I WISH FOR 16K DISPLAYS THAT ONLY COST 5 .. fuck i cant type the dollar sign on my keyboard. <insert dollar sign here>
kirueggy
granted but they're cheap no branded ones

i wish for infinite weed
Kyno
Granted, but its the weed that grows in your garden around plants.

I wish my possibly sprained foot is healed.
kirueggy
granted but then your other foot gets sprained

i wish for a dollar
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you get a dollar that's from a thousand years in the future. It's not worth anything though.

I wish I could strangle every terribad lancer on Tera
Coro
Granted, but every time you use your strangle they Stand Fast and Shield Counter, leaving you worse off than them.

I wish for a holiday.
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