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Kitsunemimi
Granted, but I get to kill you first.

I wish for sleep.
Trash Boat
granted but you sleep 12 hours and you're late for school when you awake

i wish for hotcakes
jomarixa808
A hot, steaming cake? That's made out of ghost peppers. Without your knowledge.

I wish for you to DIE HORRIBLY.
Kyno
Okay, but your left with ever-lasting guilt and sorrow.

I wish I had piece of bread to feed to the ducks~
B1rd
Granted but you can't feed them because you died horribly.

I wish for roast duck.
Chamelo
Yeah, roast 'poisoned' duck

I wish for Japanese lesson
Rio-
granted... but You can't learn other languages in exchange

I wish I can play osu! again ;_;
Mofu kun
Granted, but you can't go above 140 bpm.

I wish for 3 packs of cream soda.
kirueggy
granted but it's a different type of cream huehuehue

i wish for an accuracy of 420
Falapalagas
Granted but you'll always have the munchies, causing you to eat all the time.

I wish I had more pens and pencils.
kirueggy
granted but they're... wait for it... BIC BRAND MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for cheetos
Mofu kun
Granted, but they are stale.

I wish for a new anime to watch.
Chamelo
Boku no Pico I never watch it anyway. Hey, don't look at me like that!

I wish for nutella
jomarixa808
Oh look. You suddenly became allergic to it. My bad.

I wish for fast internet.
kirueggy
granted but it's fastER, not the fastest

i wish for a tsundere gf
Trash Boat
Granted but for each mistake you commit she calls you baka :D

i wish for bluetooth earphones
kirueggy
granted but they're beats MUHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for prestige master
jacwib
ok but call of duty sucks too much so your game disc broke (or if u have it on your pc the game stopped woking)

i wish for a keyboard
jomarixa808
You were being vague, so I gave you all kinds of keyboards. Mechanical, Piano-- you name it!

I wish for a mutant killer potato that will kill me.
jacwib
you got a pre-punched captchalouge card with a mutankt killer potatoe on it.

i wish for osu!

(i should stop making homestuck jokes only because you have john egbert as your avatar)
kirueggy
granted but you now only must play CTB for a month with every hard mod on

i wish for sugar
Interference_old
Granted, but now you can't taste sugar anymore.

I wish for O!m skill.
kirueggy
granted but it's only in CTB

i wish for a harem
Feast
Granted but you now love men

I wish for a new PC :(
kirueggy
^
you clever mother

granted but it's a cyberpower PC MUHAHAHAHAHAHEAHEHEAHEHAE

i wish for a correct harem
Piine
Granted, but all your harem contains Yanderes

I wished to have power of all the elements and live in a world with monsters from girls to women~ :P
kirueggy
granted but it's h.p. lovecraft's world

i wish for meh
Piine
Granted again but you are now born without your legs

I want to be Raven from Elsword ;)
kirueggy
granted but every other day you turn into an actual raven

i wish for snow
Kyno
Uhm... granted but a blizzard came in and killed everyone.


I wish for....
friends
people to talk to
fuck it, I want unlimited supply to anime and manga. (I could see how wrong this could turn into)
kirueggy
granted but it's either futa or yaoi

i wish for infinite stratos
Rio-
granted... but You became more dense than Orimura Ichika /me runs

I wish I can read anyone's mind
10crystalmask01
Granted...but there's a defect to it. Now you can read everyone's mind, all at once ,so there's pretty much a whole crowd of images and voices that you see.

I wish for a nice simple Canadian penny 1¢.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you get billions of pennies summoned in your house. You don't know what to do with them.

I wish I could stay inside all day and never go out.
Feast
Granted, but you become claustrophobic

I wish I could breathe underwater
kirueggy
granted but you can never go into shallow water

i wish for a cheese filled crepe
Interference_old
Granted but suddenly all the cheese in the world turns into a living, deadly cheese that can suffocate someone to death.

I wish for a flexible school schedule.
Trash Boat
granted but its so flexible that you have lots of time to do nothing

i wish for Amby to come back
Interference_old
Nice one there, I actually like it.
Granted but it's only for an hour.

I wish for my imaginary male harem list to come true.
Kyno
Yes, and the list of paper makes noises at you at tries to "seduce" you.

I wish for tofu.
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