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Granted~ A large fish swims up and eats you.

I wish to be kawaii.
granted. But you have no friend.

I wish to kill you c:
Granted, but I get to kill you first.

I wish for sleep.
Trash Boat
granted but you sleep 12 hours and you're late for school when you awake

i wish for hotcakes
A hot, steaming cake? That's made out of ghost peppers. Without your knowledge.

I wish for you to DIE HORRIBLY.
Okay, but your left with ever-lasting guilt and sorrow.

I wish I had piece of bread to feed to the ducks~
Granted but you can't feed them because you died horribly.

I wish for roast duck.
Yeah, roast 'poisoned' duck

I wish for Japanese lesson
granted... but You can't learn other languages in exchange

I wish I can play osu! again ;_;
Mofu kun
Granted, but you can't go above 140 bpm.

I wish for 3 packs of cream soda.
granted but it's a different type of cream huehuehue

i wish for an accuracy of 420
Granted but you'll always have the munchies, causing you to eat all the time.

I wish I had more pens and pencils.
granted but they're... wait for it... BIC BRAND MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for cheetos
Mofu kun
Granted, but they are stale.

I wish for a new anime to watch.
Boku no Pico I never watch it anyway. Hey, don't look at me like that!

I wish for nutella
Oh look. You suddenly became allergic to it. My bad.

I wish for fast internet.
granted but it's fastER, not the fastest

i wish for a tsundere gf
Trash Boat
Granted but for each mistake you commit she calls you baka :D

i wish for bluetooth earphones
granted but they're beats MUHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for prestige master
ok but call of duty sucks too much so your game disc broke (or if u have it on your pc the game stopped woking)

i wish for a keyboard
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