Granted! No one wants your old one, though, and there's no more space in the house, so you have nowhere to put it.
I wish for a hug.
I wish for a hug.
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Granted, you now have carpal tunnel.
I wish I could give myself kudosu!
I wish I could give myself kudosu!
I wish to be known as the god of mouse only~
granted, but you lost any connection you had with the outside people.
(oh wait, that happens to everyone)
I wish.... I wish.... to be B1rd.
lel
(oh wait, that happens to everyone)
I wish.... I wish.... to be B1rd.
lel
granted for a second
I wish to have a bead
I wish to have a bead
DeletedUser_4041880
granted but you only sing JB songs
i wish for nuts-senpai to notice me
i wish for nuts-senpai to notice me
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you become so addicted you become a hiki and stop playing Osu! and socialising.
I wish to have a massive array of forum smileys unique to my account only.
I wish to have a massive array of forum smileys unique to my account only.
Granted but they're all Steve Buscemi looking seductive.
I wish I had a Spinx cat Named Princess Monstertruck
I wish I had a Spinx cat Named Princess Monstertruck
Granted, but Princess Monstertruck apparently owns a monstertruck and accidentally runs you over.
I wish that this wish be granted the way I wanted it to.
I wish that this wish be granted the way I wanted it to.
Granted, but what you wanted ended up killing you.
I wish senpai would notice me.
I wish senpai would notice me.
Granted. Senpai noticed you and will stay by your side all the time..... forever.... always.... even if you die...
I wish I could the ability to control my core temperature
I wish I could the ability to control my core temperature
Granted, but it stops being automatic and you have to be constantly adjusting it depending on the outside temperature.
I wish for a cat.
I wish for a cat.
granted but.... thinks of a way to make this horrible....
Uh... you are attacked because your cat mistaken you for a bird. (hurhurhur)
I wish for a fish.
Uh... you are attacked because your cat mistaken you for a bird. (hurhurhur)
I wish for a fish.
Granted~ A large fish swims up and eats you.
I wish to be kawaii.
I wish to be kawaii.
Granted, but I get to kill you first.
I wish for sleep.
I wish for sleep.
granted but you sleep 12 hours and you're late for school when you awake
i wish for hotcakes
i wish for hotcakes
A hot, steaming cake? That's made out of ghost peppers. Without your knowledge.
I wish for you to DIE HORRIBLY.
I wish for you to DIE HORRIBLY.
Okay, but your left with ever-lasting guilt and sorrow.
I wish I had piece of bread to feed to the ducks~
I wish I had piece of bread to feed to the ducks~
Granted but you can't feed them because you died horribly.
I wish for roast duck.
I wish for roast duck.
granted... but You can't learn other languages in exchange
I wish I can play osu! again ;_;
I wish I can play osu! again ;_;
Granted, but you can't go above 140 bpm.
I wish for 3 packs of cream soda.
I wish for 3 packs of cream soda.
granted but it's a different type of cream huehuehue
i wish for an accuracy of 420
i wish for an accuracy of 420
Granted but you'll always have the munchies, causing you to eat all the time.
I wish I had more pens and pencils.
I wish I had more pens and pencils.
granted but they're... wait for it... BIC BRAND MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
i wish for cheetos
i wish for cheetos
Granted, but they are stale.
I wish for a new anime to watch.
I wish for a new anime to watch.
Boku no Pico I never watch it anyway. Hey, don't look at me like that!
I wish for nutella
I wish for nutella
Oh look. You suddenly became allergic to it. My bad.
I wish for fast internet.
I wish for fast internet.
granted but it's fastER, not the fastest
i wish for a tsundere gf
i wish for a tsundere gf
Granted but for each mistake you commit she calls you baka 
i wish for bluetooth earphones
i wish for bluetooth earphones
granted but they're beats MUHAHAHAHAHA
i wish for prestige master
i wish for prestige master
ok but call of duty sucks too much so your game disc broke (or if u have it on your pc the game stopped woking)
i wish for a keyboard
i wish for a keyboard
You were being vague, so I gave you all kinds of keyboards. Mechanical, Piano-- you name it!
I wish for a mutant killer potato that will kill me.
I wish for a mutant killer potato that will kill me.
you got a pre-punched captchalouge card with a mutankt killer potatoe on it.
i wish for osu!
(i should stop making homestuck jokes only because you have john egbert as your avatar)
i wish for osu!
(i should stop making homestuck jokes only because you have john egbert as your avatar)
granted but you now only must play CTB for a month with every hard mod on
i wish for sugar
i wish for sugar