Guest
home
beatmaps
rankings
community
store
help
forum
  1. Forums
  2. Other
  3. Off-Topic
  4. Forum Games

The Genie Game

posted
Total Posts
2,796
show more
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined September 2010
Coro
Granted. HR is subsequently nerfed to not give bonus score and people who use HR are flamed in the forums.

I wish to be kawaii.
Grrum
886 posts
Joined November 2011
Grrum
Granted, but you can never take off your scarf.

I wish my hand didn't hurt from playing osu so much.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but your eyes start hurting and eventually you go semi blind

I wish I can play mania better
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined September 2010
Coro
Granted. With your newfound mania skills, you play for an extended period of time, only to realize you've broken your keyboard from mechanical stress.

I wish I could meet online friends in real life.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but they turn out to be old people disguising themselves as teenagers

I wish I can speak Korean
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined September 2010
Coro
Granted. Hooray, you can talk to Koreans now! They still make fun of your odd accent, though.

I wish I could compose music.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but no one listens to your music

I wish I could get a new piano
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined September 2010
Coro
Granted! No one wants your old one, though, and there's no more space in the house, so you have nowhere to put it.

I wish for a hug.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
//I'll put it outside though

Granted but you die of suffocation. You got hugged too tightly

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was
Phos-
773 posts
Joined December 2012
Phos-
Granted, you now have carpal tunnel.

I wish I could give myself kudosu!
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you lose your Osu supporter
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
I wish to be known as the god of mouse only~
Kyno
102 posts
Joined July 2013
Kyno
granted, but you lost any connection you had with the outside people.
(oh wait, that happens to everyone)

I wish.... I wish.... to be B1rd.
lel
OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined May 2011
OsuMe65
granted for a second

I wish to have a bead
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but it grows out of control

I wish I could sing

(LOL I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO WISH FOR SOMETHING IN MY LAST POST)
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
granted but you only sing JB songs

i wish for nuts-senpai to notice me
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but he follows you everywhere to notice you, including the bathroom.

I wish for a lifetime supply of the finest DMMD games
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
Granted but you become so addicted you become a hiki and stop playing Osu! and socialising.

I wish to have a massive array of forum smileys unique to my account only.
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined August 2013
Abominableve
Granted but they're all Steve Buscemi looking seductive.

I wish I had a Spinx cat Named Princess Monstertruck
jomarixa808
10 posts
Joined March 2014
jomarixa808
Granted, but Princess Monstertruck apparently owns a monstertruck and accidentally runs you over.

I wish that this wish be granted the way I wanted it to.
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined September 2010
Coro
Granted, but what you wanted ended up killing you.

I wish senpai would notice me.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. Senpai noticed you and will stay by your side all the time..... forever.... always.... even if you die...

I wish I could the ability to control my core temperature
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
Granted, but it stops being automatic and you have to be constantly adjusting it depending on the outside temperature.

I wish for a cat.
Kyno
102 posts
Joined July 2013
Kyno
granted but.... thinks of a way to make this horrible....
Uh... you are attacked because your cat mistaken you for a bird. (hurhurhur)

I wish for a fish.
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined September 2010
Coro
Granted~ A large fish swims up and eats you.

I wish to be kawaii.
ALTKID
948 posts
Joined December 2012
ALTKID
granted. But you have no friend.

I wish to kill you c:
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but I get to kill you first.

I wish for sleep.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
granted but you sleep 12 hours and you're late for school when you awake

i wish for hotcakes
jomarixa808
10 posts
Joined March 2014
jomarixa808
A hot, steaming cake? That's made out of ghost peppers. Without your knowledge.

I wish for you to DIE HORRIBLY.
Kyno
102 posts
Joined July 2013
Kyno
Okay, but your left with ever-lasting guilt and sorrow.

I wish I had piece of bread to feed to the ducks~
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
Granted but you can't feed them because you died horribly.

I wish for roast duck.
Chamelo
432 posts
Joined July 2013
Chamelo
Yeah, roast 'poisoned' duck

I wish for Japanese lesson
Rio-
3,353 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
granted... but You can't learn other languages in exchange

I wish I can play osu! again ;_;
Mofu kun
1,500 posts
Joined September 2013
Mofu kun
Granted, but you can't go above 140 bpm.

I wish for 3 packs of cream soda.
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
granted but it's a different type of cream huehuehue

i wish for an accuracy of 420
Falapalagas
48 posts
Joined October 2012
Falapalagas
Granted but you'll always have the munchies, causing you to eat all the time.

I wish I had more pens and pencils.
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
granted but they're... wait for it... BIC BRAND MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for cheetos
Mofu kun
1,500 posts
Joined September 2013
Mofu kun
Granted, but they are stale.

I wish for a new anime to watch.
Chamelo
432 posts
Joined July 2013
Chamelo
Boku no Pico I never watch it anyway. Hey, don't look at me like that!

I wish for nutella
jomarixa808
10 posts
Joined March 2014
jomarixa808
Oh look. You suddenly became allergic to it. My bad.

I wish for fast internet.
show more
Please sign in to reply.

New reply

0
2571 / 2,796