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beeboy123
183 posts
Joined
June 2013
beeboy123
2014-02-16T19:43:13+00:00
Granted, but your right hand falls off.
I wish you died forever.
mistysky
17 posts
Joined
August 2013
mistysky
2014-02-16T20:16:23+00:00
Granted, but I come back as a ghost or something and haunt you for the rest of your life.
I wish my plants would stop dying
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined
January 2014
Ikikaera
2014-02-16T20:19:11+00:00
Granted. Your plants become immortal, their growth increases drastically and you can't stop it.
I wish I'd be immune to heat.
Phos-
773 posts
Joined
December 2012
Phos-
2014-02-17T22:09:07+00:00
Granted, you're cold all the time.
I wish I could get a map ranked.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2014-02-18T03:51:17+00:00
Granted, but it turns out horrible and you get the worst rating and reputation.
I wish ppv2 for other modes would get fixed already.
Chamelo
432 posts
Joined
July 2013
Chamelo
2014-02-18T05:33:49+00:00
Granted, but ppv2 for standard is corrupted.
I wish for steak.
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined
January 2014
Ikikaera
2014-02-18T10:57:57+00:00
Granted, but it's completely rotten and covered with maggots.
I wish I wouldn't suck so much at osu.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2014-02-18T11:01:38+00:00
Granted. you now only suck ever so slightly
I wish I had a better cellphone
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
10crystalmask01
10crystalmask01
2014-03-14T17:08:58+00:00
Granted, now your phone must constantly be under protection from muggers.
I wish for World peace.
Rio-
3,353 posts
Joined
March 2013
Rio-
2014-03-14T17:13:35+00:00
Granted, but invaders from other world invade Earth and destroy everything
I wish I can recovers from RSI quickly
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
2014-03-14T17:54:00+00:00
Granted, but you develop the flu
I wish I can make beatmaps faster
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined
December 2010
AmberLynx
2014-03-14T20:34:06+00:00
Granted but they're shit.
I wish I don't have to make a wish
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2014-03-14T23:08:22+00:00
Granted, but only once this thread is locked and wastelanded (god I haven't used that expression in forever ;w;)
I wish I got my motivation to work back.
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined
January 2014
Ikikaera
2014-03-14T23:21:39+00:00
Granted. But then you lose your motivation to live.
I wish I hadn't wasted 700 bucks on a fucking laptop.
Sal32
122 posts
Joined
October 2013
Sal32
2014-03-15T02:46:14+00:00
Granted.But you had to waste 1400 bucks on other stupid things you don't need
I wish my Senpai noticed me
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined
April 2013
Trash Boat
2014-03-15T05:34:43+00:00
Granted, but you can't notice him
I wish for a Razer Blackwidow keyboard
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2014-03-15T13:42:09+00:00
Granted but it's broken bwyond repair
I wish for a cure for my boredom
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
Chamelo
432 posts
Joined
July 2013
Chamelo
2014-03-15T16:43:27+00:00
Granted, you won't be bored from now on because you have this and that to do nonstop, forever...
I wish for good grades.
Phos-
773 posts
Joined
December 2012
Phos-
2014-03-15T20:43:17+00:00
Granted, you are forced to spend every waking hour studying for the tests beforehand.
I wish I could find interesting maps on #modreqs.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined
April 2013
Trash Boat
2014-03-15T20:47:05+00:00
granted, but all of them are from MLP
I wish for money to get supporter on my own
fuyuko-chan
141 posts
Joined
November 2011
fuyuko-chan
2014-03-16T06:29:03+00:00
Granted you now have exact amount for supporter and for that only
I wish I could stop procrastinating
"Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours."
Phos-
773 posts
Joined
December 2012
Phos-
2014-04-09T01:23:02+00:00
Granted, you eventually get down to what you were going to do, but you run out of time.
I wish I could live forever
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined
April 2013
Trash Boat
2014-04-09T01:31:07+00:00
granted but you are alone after 5,000 years
I wish for senpai to notice me
ALTKID
948 posts
Joined
December 2012
ALTKID
2014-04-09T03:02:06+00:00
granted. but senpai is fell from the plane and die
i wish i have a milion dollars
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-09T03:29:15+00:00
Granted but it was taken from your senpai.
I wish to spend the day lounging at home playing Osu!
Kyno
102 posts
Joined
July 2013
Kyno
2014-04-09T04:30:46+00:00
granted, but you break your fingers. (streams and stuff)
I wish I had hubby.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-09T04:34:05+00:00
So cruel :d
Granted but you become male as well.
I desire to sleep in tommorow.
Kyno
102 posts
Joined
July 2013
Kyno
2014-04-09T04:47:24+00:00
Granted, but you became an insomniac for the rest of your life.
I wish I was a fish.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-09T04:49:00+00:00
Granted, but you develop self-esteem issues because you are an ugly fish.
I wish to reach 10,000 forums posts.
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined
January 2014
Ikikaera
2014-04-09T04:58:31+00:00
Granted. Right after you reach 10,000 posts, you'll get banned from permanently.
I wish I would've bought a smaller mouse, because my current one is huge.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-09T05:04:53+00:00
Granted, but the same thing happens with a certain part of your body.
I wish to become a moderator of this forum, oppresing everyone with an iron fist.
Phos-
773 posts
Joined
December 2012
Phos-
2014-04-09T13:33:40+00:00
Granted, you overthrow peppy and then the game becomes pay to win.
I wish HR was easier.
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-09T13:43:04+00:00
Granted. HR is subsequently nerfed to not give bonus score and people who use HR are flamed in the forums.
I wish to be kawaii.
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Grrum
886 posts
Joined
November 2011
Grrum
2014-04-09T13:58:42+00:00
Granted, but you can never take off your scarf.
I wish my hand didn't hurt from playing osu so much.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-09T14:01:09+00:00
Granted but your eyes start hurting and eventually you go semi blind
I wish I can play mania better
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-09T14:01:34+00:00
Granted. With your newfound mania skills, you play for an extended period of time, only to realize you've broken your keyboard from mechanical stress.
I wish I could meet online friends in real life.
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DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-09T14:03:29+00:00
Granted but they turn out to be old people disguising themselves as teenagers
I wish I can speak Korean
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-09T14:05:40+00:00
Granted. Hooray, you can talk to Koreans now! They still make fun of your odd accent, though.
I wish I could compose music.
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DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-09T14:07:57+00:00
Granted but no one listens to your music
I wish I could get a new piano
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-09T14:09:35+00:00
Granted! No one wants your old one, though, and there's no more space in the house, so you have nowhere to put it.
I wish for a hug.
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