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GeeNX
Not granted .-.

I wish for a brain that can understand women
The Joker
Granted but now they can't understand you.

I wish for magic to be real, so I could use dragon slayer magic
JokerFate
granted, but you will be moved to mars

I wish I can bitchslap justin bieber
Kitsunemimi
Granted but he bitchslaps you back so hard that your face disintegrates into shards of nothingness. i'm having difficulty finding my words at this hour... sorry :V

I wish I can manage to pull off 10 hours of sleep every day while still being able to do everything that I'm currently doing. o3o
- Marco -
Granted.

I wish i can play osu at school
The Joker
Granted but you can only play 5 songs a day.

I wish that after death, you went to the anime world.
Asagi Mutsuki

Kitsunemimi wrote:

I wish I can manage to pull off 10 hours of sleep every day while still being able to do everything that I'm currently doing. o3o
I want this too >.<

Anyway:

Granted but the world you go to is BOKU NO PICO good luck for your ass

Wish taiko can be played by more people :/
GeeNX
Granted if DS and toxic players disappeared

I wish I could.... FLY
AmberLynx
Granted, but you will never land and touch the earth again.

I wish my win8 would magically upgrade itself to win7.
- Marco -
can't granted because of microsoft :(

I wish i have miku at home
The Joker
Granted, but you have to share her with me

I wish it wasn't so hot
GeeNX
granted but it would be that cold that you would prefer that weather again

I wish I had a fake detector
AmberLynx
Granted, but the detector itself is a fake.

I wish I'm having my breakfast atop the pyramid.
GeeNX
Granted if it's so cold there and you're just wearing ur pyjamas

I wish I could remember every single dream every night (pls no nightmares)
NotEvenDoomMusic
Granted, but you'll have to take the initiative of actually learning how to lucid dream (which will make dreams occur more often and you'll regain self-conscious and also remember those more frequently)

I wish plane flights doesn't cost anything for me, so that i would be able to travel anywhere i want.
JokerFate
granted, but you can't remember anything in RL

I wish for a new body

granted, but your plane will crash on every landing

I wish for a new body
Asagi Mutsuki
Granted but you can't walk.

I wish I can sleep as long I want to without worrying about school stuff.
Nathanael
Wish granted, so I'll be taking your soul and you should rest in peace. <.<

I wish I have a supporter tag.. ._.
silmarilen
granted, but its just the tag, not the extras

i wish homework didnt take so much time
Nathanael
Granted, but lessons and quizzes will take much time.

silmarilen wrote:

granted, but its just the tag, not the extras
That's what I only want.. XD

I wish its not raining today.. 'orz
GeeNX
Come to Spain and your wish will be automatically granted

I wish you
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it's snowing. And hailing. With tornadoes. And anything else you can imagine.
Goddamn ninjas. Also, you're doing it wrong.
...
Granted, but you die.

I wish I stuck with staying at the dorm this year.
NotEvenDoomMusic

GeeNX wrote:

Spain
wait, you're not mexican? o,o'

Kitsunemimi wrote:

I wish I stuck with staying at the dorm this year.
...
Granted, but you die.
AmberLynx
Umm okay.

I wish you a merry xmas
silmarilen
granted but i dont celebrate christmas

i wish i had loadsamoney
NotEvenDoomMusic
here, have some dosh.


I wish i forget how to... uh.
- Marco -
well you granted yourself ;P

I wish i'm not rejected at my school
Zexion
Granted, but you were accepted as the new janitor. Now get to clean those bathrooms!

I wish I knew what to wish for.
mathexpert
Granted, you know what to wish for – you've always wanted to swim in a pool filled with nacho cheese. You have of course, wasted your wish though so you'll have to settle on a bag of Doritos instead.

I wish I could teleport to the year 2413.
Apex_old
Wished, but you can't return.

I want knowldege.
Zexion
Granted, but you are chased by every government in the world for knowing too much about them. Knowledge is dangerous sometimes, you know.

I wish not to know anything at all.
- Marco -
Granted but you will not success irl...

I images i have in my wind can be printed
CsavarNat16

marcostudios wrote:

I images i have in my mind can be printed
fixed probably :P

Granted, but all of the images is blank when got printed

I wish I don't have to sleep right now
The Joker
Granted but you will have to sleep at a very important time

I wish I never needed sleep.
NotEvenDoomMusic
Granted but your dick will get stuck in a chicken forever.

I wish wash woosh wham.
Apex_old
wub woosh swoosh wham whish whup weeb wub wob.

I want knowledge again.
RemiFlan
Granted but you already forgot it.

I wish I had a better knife :(
NotEvenDoomMusic
Wish granted, i'll invite you to a Knif Prty next time.


bwr caobeels

I wish that the genie who grants my wish will turn into stalks of weed.
Kitsunemimi
Granted.
However, this stalk of weed is unsmokable. In fact, there are no actions available for this stalk of weed.
Discard? > Yes. No.

I wish I was better at maintaining a proper appearance/demeanour in public.
GeeNX
hmm granted, but you will have unstoppable laughs when you need it less

I wish I could be special 4 u
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