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Falapalagas
Granted but it has bad grammar.

I wish I had another pillow.
JokerFate
granted.....oh wait no, you already have to many

I wish I can do Gangnam Style and backflip at the same time
AmberLynx
Granted but it'll override -walk.exe- in your brain and that's gonna be how you get around from now on.

I wish I can be a squirrel
silmarilen
granted but because there are no nuts anymore you die to starvation

i wish i could speak every language in the world
Asagi Mutsuki
Granted but you're deaf now :(

I wish that I can make two wishes in a row
Zexion
Granted but you took too much time in asking the second.

I wish I don't have to wish something.
DX5536
granted but you have to wish how to die xD, els you will be rape 24/7 :D
I wish osu will become even famouser than minecraft
Asagi Mutsuki

DX5536 wrote:

granted but you have to wish how to die xD, els you will be rape 24/7 :D
I wish osu will become even famouser than minecraft
Granted but osu became a paid game :(
Wish that this thread will reach 200 pages in a day :P
Falapalagas
Granted but after it does that you lose the ability to read.

I wish I had a third hand.
JokerFate
granted but you lose one of your leg

I wish I can be the next avatar
Zexion
Granted. But you're an avatar for about 5 minutes. Then you die.

I wish I had a wish.
Senritsu
granted, but you don't know what it is.

i wish the school closed at monday, so we only go to school at tuesday ~ friday, and get regular school time. no bonus time at school lols
Falapalagas
Granted but you get more homework and your subjects become harder.

I wish I had a pencil collection.
Nathanael
Granted but you'll need to use them all in a day in order not to let it disappear

I wish I have another broken desktop
Asagi Mutsuki
Granted but you'll have to pay all the money you have

I wish I can play my PSP during class ;)
- Marco -
Granted but if you lose the game you are playing you get rejected from your school

I wish i can have a new pc
CsavarNat16
Granted, low spec only

I wish for happiness
Audiodelus
Granted, but everyone close to you can never achieve happiness.

I wish to see a hallucination.
- Marco -
Granted, nah it's just an hallucination (or it's true)

I wish i have taiko-don :D
Asagi Mutsuki
Granted but katsu comes to save don D:

I wish for peace for the whole world and myself of course
aliciasimoned
Granted

I wish i had Sebastian Michaelis for a whole week
- Marco -
granted

I wish i will be lucky forever
Asagi Mutsuki
Granted but all the people you care will ignore you D:

I wish I have a Doraemon xD
CsavarNat16
Granted, but the magic pocket is already empty :P

I wish for a cheese toast :9
Falapalagas
Granted but someone sneezed on it when you weren't looking.

I wish that birthday wishes came true but that they were like genie wishes.
Ideolo
Granted. But you'll only have 1 more birthday for the rest of your life.

I wish for da wifi to be in heaven/hell when I go there.
AmberLynx
Granted, but you get 50kbps crapternet with a 1gb cap per month.

I wish I have a pet parrot on my shoulder :<
JokerFate
granted, but your parrot doesn't hve any feather

I wish I can make my own manga
- Marco -
Garanted.

I wish i can have nervegear
The Joker
Granted, but you get trapped in the game Sword Art Online

I wish I was a pokemon trainer
JokerFate
granted, but you can only have magikarp and can't evolve

I wish I can sleep
AmberLynx
Granted but it'll be an eternal slumber, stuck in an endless loop of a scene from your most hated horror film.

I wish to get to know this genie that's granting my wishes.
NotEvenDoomMusic
But you know me already bby <3 *rawr and shizzlewizzle*
I'm granting you these... because i know what you always wish for... because...
i'm inside your closet

I wish for an uncooked/raw potato
- Marco -
Granted

I wish i can travel around the world
Falapalagas
Granted but once you've been to every country, you'll explode.

I wish my farts smelt like roses.
AmberLynx
Granted but you will uncontrollably fart in public places and during times you most not want to fart.

I wish I can get silenced in-game.
- Marco -
Granted (btw you can just post random shit in the chat)

I wish i can have infinite engergy
CsavarNat16
Granted, but you can't move your legs nor hands

I wish for... Idk you decide
Zexion
Granted, but you don't know what I wished for you.

I wish I had a dollar.
r e i y a
Granted, but it's shredded into little pieces.

I wish I had no responsibilities.
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