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Rii_old_1
Granted, but it will be stupid. ¹

I wish I weren't still tired
Yuzeyun
Granted, now you're the second person who cannot sleep ever.

I wish for 1001 1011 1000 1011 1111 1010 1000 0011 1110 1110 1001 TB storage
Rii_old_1
Granted, but only Billy Mays will sell it to you.

I wish that that second nap I'm gonna take in a few will be good
silmarilen
granted, but its so good you never wake up

i wish guild wars 2 is gonna be epic
Yuzeyun
Granted but you will have first to find a strangelet to get it. Quark soup ? I don't know.

I wish for a curse
Rii_old_1

silmarilen wrote:

you never wake up
meh so close


Granted, you'll never enjoy drinking blood until you've drank 20 liters of your own pee from now on.
I wish, I wish, that cs188 made more fun stuff, and earns money for it.
XK2238
Granted, he'll also steal money from you

I wish for FAR longer playtime ;_;
Rii_old_1
Granted, you'll never go to the next grade.

I wish to be back in secondary school again.
XK2238
Granted, your entire body growth will stuck until you go up to where you were

I wish that I can play Pump It Up with Patchouli ;_;
Rii_old_1
Granted, you will name a cat Patchouli, and play it with it.

I wish that this school was as easy and relaxing as high school was :<
Yuzeyun
Granted, your name will be erased from the lists.

I wish for 0
Kitsunemimi
Yuzeyun
Granted but 1

I wish for saitama patterns at 500 BPM
Rii_old_1
granted, but you'll have to suck some billies, 1 billy for 1 bpm, that makes 500 of them, Enjoy!

I wish for mercy!
Yuzeyun
Granted but instead i accidently the curse

I wish MOAR PEOPLE COULD SPELL STUFF RIGHT IN FRANCE
Rii_old_1
Granted, je suis le baquette avec le fromage eau de trottoir.

I wish for an energy boost
XK2238
Why is this thread left unspoken? ;_;
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Granted, you'll get diabetes from that drink.

I wish I can play with happiness inside
Rii_old_1
Granted, here's a drink with a label "happiness" on it.

I wish for my 3dsmax project to get a good rating (yn)
Yuzeyun
Granted but your work will be stolen.

I wish for LOGICSTATE 0
Rii_old_1
Granted, a monkey will fuck your brains out! ( I got a good rating for 3dsmax luckly )

I wish osu! forums wouldn't be this laggy
[DG2L]YungYeezy
Granted, but now everything runs to fast for you to handle.

I wish for a jar of piss.
Kitsunemimi
Granted. The sniper throws a jar of piss at your face, and now you're covered with it.

I wish we had a chance to redeem ourselves from failing against China today.
XK2238
Granted, you'll be unable to do anything after that

I wish to be Frying Peter Pan
Rii_old_1
granted, you're a peter pan cosplayer and you'll look terrible.

I wish for PROgramming skillz *is shot*
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the genie kills you for bumping this thread.

I wish for a haircut.
Rii_old_1
but your wish was that I bumped this thread for eternity, so I can't die just yet

Granted no more ears for you.

I wish for no more nightmares n.n
Yuzeyun
Granted but no more dreams too

I wish for less useless posts in Touhou-france, really they're pissing me off
Rii_old_1
granted, no more france subforums.

I wish for no more dutch sub forums (/troll)
Yuzeyun
granted, more useless posts.

I wish for ((THE GAME)/0 - 9001)*(ROFLCOPTER-Chuck.Norris)+2Troll = 1
Rii_old_1
granted...? 1?

I wish my nail would un-break
Kitsunemimi
Granted, give it 6 months and you'll be fine~

I wish to be taken to the Golden Land.
Rii_old_1
Granted, painting your eyes gold right now.

I wish for wings
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but they're so large that you now have trouble fitting through doorways and tight spaces, and you also can't lean back while sitting. And.. and, everyone wants to touch them and... cling onto them and nibble them and blargghhh.

I wish people would stop touching and clinging onto and nibbling my ears.
Rii_old_1
Granted, they'll try to bite/rip them off

I wish for a super fast laptop
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it'll never be as fast as mines \:D/

I wish that these nosebleeds will stop.
Rii_old_1
Granted, you will never ever enjoy cute/sexy things anymore nor feel attracted to them, also no more genitals for you.

I wish the the soup in the refrigerator wasn't cold :<
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it became so hot that it vapourized in your fridge. And then the fridge condensed it. And it got all over the insides of your refrigerator. And now it's all dirty and it'll smell like soup for the rest of your life.

I wish I had time to make a better wish. *runs to next class*
Rii_old_1
Granted, you'll now be my slave to clean the fridge every day and clean the rest of the house to get rid of that smelly soup smell and to spam post here.

I wish that hetaliafangirl99 would notice she's host lol
XK2238
Granted, she'll slap you every 3 hours forever. D:

I want to sneak in the Touhou world and create chaos
Rii_old_1
Granted, but there's a representative in gensokyo from the human world that will brutally murder you there.

I wish that my chat doesn't disconnect every 5 minutes when not talking :l
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