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Mofu kun
Granted, but you can't go above 140 bpm.

I wish for 3 packs of cream soda.
kirueggy
granted but it's a different type of cream huehuehue

i wish for an accuracy of 420
Falapalagas
Granted but you'll always have the munchies, causing you to eat all the time.

I wish I had more pens and pencils.
kirueggy
granted but they're... wait for it... BIC BRAND MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for cheetos
Mofu kun
Granted, but they are stale.

I wish for a new anime to watch.
Chamelo
Boku no Pico I never watch it anyway. Hey, don't look at me like that!

I wish for nutella
jomarixa808
Oh look. You suddenly became allergic to it. My bad.

I wish for fast internet.
kirueggy
granted but it's fastER, not the fastest

i wish for a tsundere gf
Trash Boat
Granted but for each mistake you commit she calls you baka :D

i wish for bluetooth earphones
kirueggy
granted but they're beats MUHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for prestige master
jacwib
ok but call of duty sucks too much so your game disc broke (or if u have it on your pc the game stopped woking)

i wish for a keyboard
jomarixa808
You were being vague, so I gave you all kinds of keyboards. Mechanical, Piano-- you name it!

I wish for a mutant killer potato that will kill me.
jacwib
you got a pre-punched captchalouge card with a mutankt killer potatoe on it.

i wish for osu!

(i should stop making homestuck jokes only because you have john egbert as your avatar)
kirueggy
granted but you now only must play CTB for a month with every hard mod on

i wish for sugar
Interference_old
Granted, but now you can't taste sugar anymore.

I wish for O!m skill.
kirueggy
granted but it's only in CTB

i wish for a harem
Feast
Granted but you now love men

I wish for a new PC :(
kirueggy
^
you clever mother

granted but it's a cyberpower PC MUHAHAHAHAHAHEAHEHEAHEHAE

i wish for a correct harem
Piine
Granted, but all your harem contains Yanderes

I wished to have power of all the elements and live in a world with monsters from girls to women~ :P
kirueggy
granted but it's h.p. lovecraft's world

i wish for meh
Piine
Granted again but you are now born without your legs

I want to be Raven from Elsword ;)
kirueggy
granted but every other day you turn into an actual raven

i wish for snow
Kyno
Uhm... granted but a blizzard came in and killed everyone.


I wish for....
friends
people to talk to
fuck it, I want unlimited supply to anime and manga. (I could see how wrong this could turn into)
kirueggy
granted but it's either futa or yaoi

i wish for infinite stratos
Rio-
granted... but You became more dense than Orimura Ichika /me runs

I wish I can read anyone's mind
10crystalmask01
Granted...but there's a defect to it. Now you can read everyone's mind, all at once ,so there's pretty much a whole crowd of images and voices that you see.

I wish for a nice simple Canadian penny 1¢.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you get billions of pennies summoned in your house. You don't know what to do with them.

I wish I could stay inside all day and never go out.
Feast
Granted, but you become claustrophobic

I wish I could breathe underwater
kirueggy
granted but you can never go into shallow water

i wish for a cheese filled crepe
Interference_old
Granted but suddenly all the cheese in the world turns into a living, deadly cheese that can suffocate someone to death.

I wish for a flexible school schedule.
Trash Boat
granted but its so flexible that you have lots of time to do nothing

i wish for Amby to come back
Interference_old
Nice one there, I actually like it.
Granted but it's only for an hour.

I wish for my imaginary male harem list to come true.
Kyno
Yes, and the list of paper makes noises at you at tries to "seduce" you.

I wish for tofu.
Piine
Your wish is granted but it taste like toothpaste.

I wish for the powers of Shonen Jump characters
kirueggy
granted but they're bad shonen jump characters

i wish for an osu supporter tag
10crystalmask01
Granted, but osu! is suddenly shut down due to the developer removing it (damn...this is too scary to imagine).

I wish for my fish to be able to eat their own poop.
kirueggy
granted but you must now do the same i mean

i wish for an explanation
XK2238
DENIED. But I'm also denying this deny, so yeah. But in the end nothing actually happened.

I wish I can hack my money w/ CE
kirueggy
granted but your bank account is now a program and i shall proceed to delete it

i wish for a pizza
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you get a miniture pizza. It's smaller than the size of a penny.

I WISH TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
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