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DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but he follows you everywhere to notice you, including the bathroom.

I wish for a lifetime supply of the finest DMMD games
B1rd
Granted but you become so addicted you become a hiki and stop playing Osu! and socialising.

I wish to have a massive array of forum smileys unique to my account only.
Abominableve
Granted but they're all Steve Buscemi looking seductive.

I wish I had a Spinx cat Named Princess Monstertruck
jomarixa808
Granted, but Princess Monstertruck apparently owns a monstertruck and accidentally runs you over.

I wish that this wish be granted the way I wanted it to.
Coro
Granted, but what you wanted ended up killing you.

I wish senpai would notice me.
Ceph23
Granted. Senpai noticed you and will stay by your side all the time..... forever.... always.... even if you die...

I wish I could the ability to control my core temperature
B1rd
Granted, but it stops being automatic and you have to be constantly adjusting it depending on the outside temperature.

I wish for a cat.
Kyno
granted but.... thinks of a way to make this horrible....
Uh... you are attacked because your cat mistaken you for a bird. (hurhurhur)

I wish for a fish.
Coro
Granted~ A large fish swims up and eats you.

I wish to be kawaii.
ALTKID
granted. But you have no friend.

I wish to kill you c:
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but I get to kill you first.

I wish for sleep.
Trash Boat
granted but you sleep 12 hours and you're late for school when you awake

i wish for hotcakes
jomarixa808
A hot, steaming cake? That's made out of ghost peppers. Without your knowledge.

I wish for you to DIE HORRIBLY.
Kyno
Okay, but your left with ever-lasting guilt and sorrow.

I wish I had piece of bread to feed to the ducks~
B1rd
Granted but you can't feed them because you died horribly.

I wish for roast duck.
Chamelo
Yeah, roast 'poisoned' duck

I wish for Japanese lesson
Rio-
granted... but You can't learn other languages in exchange

I wish I can play osu! again ;_;
Mofu kun
Granted, but you can't go above 140 bpm.

I wish for 3 packs of cream soda.
kirueggy
granted but it's a different type of cream huehuehue

i wish for an accuracy of 420
Falapalagas
Granted but you'll always have the munchies, causing you to eat all the time.

I wish I had more pens and pencils.
kirueggy
granted but they're... wait for it... BIC BRAND MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for cheetos
Mofu kun
Granted, but they are stale.

I wish for a new anime to watch.
Chamelo
Boku no Pico I never watch it anyway. Hey, don't look at me like that!

I wish for nutella
jomarixa808
Oh look. You suddenly became allergic to it. My bad.

I wish for fast internet.
kirueggy
granted but it's fastER, not the fastest

i wish for a tsundere gf
Trash Boat
Granted but for each mistake you commit she calls you baka :D

i wish for bluetooth earphones
kirueggy
granted but they're beats MUHAHAHAHAHA

i wish for prestige master
jacwib
ok but call of duty sucks too much so your game disc broke (or if u have it on your pc the game stopped woking)

i wish for a keyboard
jomarixa808
You were being vague, so I gave you all kinds of keyboards. Mechanical, Piano-- you name it!

I wish for a mutant killer potato that will kill me.
jacwib
you got a pre-punched captchalouge card with a mutankt killer potatoe on it.

i wish for osu!

(i should stop making homestuck jokes only because you have john egbert as your avatar)
kirueggy
granted but you now only must play CTB for a month with every hard mod on

i wish for sugar
Interference_old
Granted, but now you can't taste sugar anymore.

I wish for O!m skill.
kirueggy
granted but it's only in CTB

i wish for a harem
Feast
Granted but you now love men

I wish for a new PC :(
kirueggy
^
you clever mother

granted but it's a cyberpower PC MUHAHAHAHAHAHEAHEHEAHEHAE

i wish for a correct harem
Piine
Granted, but all your harem contains Yanderes

I wished to have power of all the elements and live in a world with monsters from girls to women~ :P
kirueggy
granted but it's h.p. lovecraft's world

i wish for meh
Piine
Granted again but you are now born without your legs

I want to be Raven from Elsword ;)
kirueggy
granted but every other day you turn into an actual raven

i wish for snow
Kyno
Uhm... granted but a blizzard came in and killed everyone.


I wish for....
friends
people to talk to
fuck it, I want unlimited supply to anime and manga. (I could see how wrong this could turn into)
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