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Coro
Granted. With your newfound mania skills, you play for an extended period of time, only to realize you've broken your keyboard from mechanical stress.

I wish I could meet online friends in real life.
Frostei
Granted but they turn out to be old people disguising themselves as teenagers

I wish I can speak Korean
Coro
Granted. Hooray, you can talk to Koreans now! They still make fun of your odd accent, though.

I wish I could compose music.
Frostei
Granted but no one listens to your music

I wish I could get a new piano
Coro
Granted! No one wants your old one, though, and there's no more space in the house, so you have nowhere to put it.

I wish for a hug.
Frostei
//I'll put it outside though

Granted but you die of suffocation. You got hugged too tightly

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was
-Faded-
Granted, you now have carpal tunnel.

I wish I could give myself kudosu!
Frostei
Granted but you lose your Osu supporter
B1rd
I wish to be known as the god of mouse only~
Kyno
granted, but you lost any connection you had with the outside people.
(oh wait, that happens to everyone)

I wish.... I wish.... to be B1rd.
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OsuMe65
granted for a second

I wish to have a bead
Frostei
Granted but it grows out of control

I wish I could sing

(LOL I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO WISH FOR SOMETHING IN MY LAST POST)
Trash Boat
granted but you only sing JB songs

i wish for nuts-senpai to notice me
Frostei
Granted but he follows you everywhere to notice you, including the bathroom.

I wish for a lifetime supply of the finest DMMD games
B1rd
Granted but you become so addicted you become a hiki and stop playing Osu! and socialising.

I wish to have a massive array of forum smileys unique to my account only.
Abominableve
Granted but they're all Steve Buscemi looking seductive.

I wish I had a Spinx cat Named Princess Monstertruck
jomarixa808
Granted, but Princess Monstertruck apparently owns a monstertruck and accidentally runs you over.

I wish that this wish be granted the way I wanted it to.
Coro
Granted, but what you wanted ended up killing you.

I wish senpai would notice me.
Ceph23
Granted. Senpai noticed you and will stay by your side all the time..... forever.... always.... even if you die...

I wish I could the ability to control my core temperature
B1rd
Granted, but it stops being automatic and you have to be constantly adjusting it depending on the outside temperature.

I wish for a cat.
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