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Kyno
Granted, but you became an insomniac for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a fish.
B1rd
Granted, but you develop self-esteem issues because you are an ugly fish.

I wish to reach 10,000 forums posts.
Ikikaera
Granted. Right after you reach 10,000 posts, you'll get banned from permanently.

I wish I would've bought a smaller mouse, because my current one is huge.
B1rd
Granted, but the same thing happens with a certain part of your body.

I wish to become a moderator of this forum, oppresing everyone with an iron fist.
-Faded-
Granted, you overthrow peppy and then the game becomes pay to win.

I wish HR was easier.
Coro
Granted. HR is subsequently nerfed to not give bonus score and people who use HR are flamed in the forums.

I wish to be kawaii.
pinataman
Granted, but you can never take off your scarf.

I wish my hand didn't hurt from playing osu so much.
Frostei
Granted but your eyes start hurting and eventually you go semi blind

I wish I can play mania better
Coro
Granted. With your newfound mania skills, you play for an extended period of time, only to realize you've broken your keyboard from mechanical stress.

I wish I could meet online friends in real life.
Frostei
Granted but they turn out to be old people disguising themselves as teenagers

I wish I can speak Korean
Coro
Granted. Hooray, you can talk to Koreans now! They still make fun of your odd accent, though.

I wish I could compose music.
Frostei
Granted but no one listens to your music

I wish I could get a new piano
Coro
Granted! No one wants your old one, though, and there's no more space in the house, so you have nowhere to put it.

I wish for a hug.
Frostei
//I'll put it outside though

Granted but you die of suffocation. You got hugged too tightly

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was
-Faded-
Granted, you now have carpal tunnel.

I wish I could give myself kudosu!
Frostei
Granted but you lose your Osu supporter
B1rd
I wish to be known as the god of mouse only~
Kyno
granted, but you lost any connection you had with the outside people.
(oh wait, that happens to everyone)

I wish.... I wish.... to be B1rd.
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OsuMe65
granted for a second

I wish to have a bead
Frostei
Granted but it grows out of control

I wish I could sing

(LOL I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO WISH FOR SOMETHING IN MY LAST POST)
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