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2009-07-04T05:38:08+00:00
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Phos-
773 posts
Joined
December 2012
Phos-
2014-04-09T01:23:02+00:00
Granted, you eventually get down to what you were going to do, but you run out of time.
I wish I could live forever
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined
April 2013
Trash Boat
2014-04-09T01:31:07+00:00
granted but you are alone after 5,000 years
I wish for senpai to notice me
ALTKID
948 posts
Joined
December 2012
ALTKID
2014-04-09T03:02:06+00:00
granted. but senpai is fell from the plane and die
i wish i have a milion dollars
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-09T03:29:15+00:00
Granted but it was taken from your senpai.
I wish to spend the day lounging at home playing Osu!
Kyno
102 posts
Joined
July 2013
Kyno
2014-04-09T04:30:46+00:00
granted, but you break your fingers. (streams and stuff)
I wish I had hubby.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-09T04:34:05+00:00
So cruel :d
Granted but you become male as well.
I desire to sleep in tommorow.
Kyno
102 posts
Joined
July 2013
Kyno
2014-04-09T04:47:24+00:00
Granted, but you became an insomniac for the rest of your life.
I wish I was a fish.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-09T04:49:00+00:00
Granted, but you develop self-esteem issues because you are an ugly fish.
I wish to reach 10,000 forums posts.
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined
January 2014
Ikikaera
2014-04-09T04:58:31+00:00
Granted. Right after you reach 10,000 posts, you'll get banned from permanently.
I wish I would've bought a smaller mouse, because my current one is huge.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-09T05:04:53+00:00
Granted, but the same thing happens with a certain part of your body.
I wish to become a moderator of this forum, oppresing everyone with an iron fist.
Phos-
773 posts
Joined
December 2012
Phos-
2014-04-09T13:33:40+00:00
Granted, you overthrow peppy and then the game becomes pay to win.
I wish HR was easier.
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-09T13:43:04+00:00
Granted. HR is subsequently nerfed to not give bonus score and people who use HR are flamed in the forums.
I wish to be kawaii.
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Grrum
886 posts
Joined
November 2011
Grrum
2014-04-09T13:58:42+00:00
Granted, but you can never take off your scarf.
I wish my hand didn't hurt from playing osu so much.
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DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-09T14:01:09+00:00
Granted but your eyes start hurting and eventually you go semi blind
I wish I can play mania better
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-09T14:01:34+00:00
Granted. With your newfound mania skills, you play for an extended period of time, only to realize you've broken your keyboard from mechanical stress.
I wish I could meet online friends in real life.
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DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-09T14:03:29+00:00
Granted but they turn out to be old people disguising themselves as teenagers
I wish I can speak Korean
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-09T14:05:40+00:00
Granted. Hooray, you can talk to Koreans now! They still make fun of your odd accent, though.
I wish I could compose music.
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DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-09T14:07:57+00:00
Granted but no one listens to your music
I wish I could get a new piano
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-09T14:09:35+00:00
Granted! No one wants your old one, though, and there's no more space in the house, so you have nowhere to put it.
I wish for a hug.
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DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-09T14:13:49+00:00
//I'll put it outside though
Granted but you die of suffocation. You got hugged too tightly
I wish to be the very best like no one ever was
Phos-
773 posts
Joined
December 2012
Phos-
2014-04-09T15:47:17+00:00
Granted, you now have carpal tunnel.
I wish I could give myself kudosu!
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DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-09T15:48:07+00:00
Granted but you lose your Osu supporter
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-11T01:37:59+00:00
I wish to be known as the god of mouse only~
Kyno
102 posts
Joined
July 2013
Kyno
2014-04-11T04:16:53+00:00
granted, but you lost any connection you had with the outside people.
(oh wait, that happens to everyone)
I wish.... I wish.... to be B1rd.
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OsuMe65
1,519 posts
Joined
May 2011
OsuMe65
2014-04-11T07:47:11+00:00
granted for a second
I wish to have a bead
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DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-11T12:58:31+00:00
Granted but it grows out of control
I wish I could sing
(LOL I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO WISH FOR SOMETHING IN MY LAST POST)
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined
April 2013
Trash Boat
2014-04-11T15:01:15+00:00
granted but you only sing JB songs
i wish for nuts-senpai to notice me
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
2014-04-11T15:29:26+00:00
Granted but he follows you everywhere to notice you, including the bathroom.
I wish for a lifetime supply of the finest DMMD games
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-12T10:46:29+00:00
Granted but you become so addicted you become a hiki and stop playing Osu! and socialising.
I wish to have a massive array of forum smileys unique to my account only.
Abominableve
19 posts
Joined
August 2013
Abominableve
2014-04-12T10:50:26+00:00
Granted but they're all Steve Buscemi looking seductive.
I wish I had a Spinx cat Named Princess Monstertruck
sometimes i draw a lot and sometimes i sit in bed and cry when i can't
jomarixa808
10 posts
Joined
March 2014
jomarixa808
2014-04-12T10:57:00+00:00
Granted, but Princess Monstertruck apparently owns a monstertruck and accidentally runs you over.
I wish that this wish be granted the way I wanted it to.
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-12T11:33:39+00:00
Granted, but what you wanted ended up killing you.
I wish senpai would notice me.
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Ceph23
687 posts
Joined
September 2013
Ceph23
2014-04-12T15:28:09+00:00
Granted. Senpai noticed you and will stay by your side all the time..... forever.... always.... even if you die...
I wish I could the ability to control my core temperature
Steamerino
| I'm trying to map again
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined
December 2013
B1rd
2014-04-14T05:14:15+00:00
Granted, but it stops being automatic and you have to be constantly adjusting it depending on the outside temperature.
I wish for a cat.
Kyno
102 posts
Joined
July 2013
Kyno
2014-04-14T13:53:46+00:00
granted but....
thinks of a way to make this horrible....
Uh... you are attacked because your cat mistaken you for a bird. (hurhurhur)
I wish for a fish.
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined
September 2010
Coro
2014-04-14T13:57:53+00:00
Granted~ A large fish swims up and eats you.
I wish to be kawaii.
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ALTKID
948 posts
Joined
December 2012
ALTKID
2014-04-14T14:20:11+00:00
granted. But you have no friend.
I wish to kill you c:
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined
April 2009
Kitsunemimi
2014-04-14T18:52:22+00:00
Granted, but I get to kill you first.
I wish for sleep.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined
April 2013
Trash Boat
2014-04-14T18:58:02+00:00
granted but you sleep 12 hours and you're late for school when you awake
i wish for hotcakes
jomarixa808
10 posts
Joined
March 2014
jomarixa808
2014-04-15T00:45:54+00:00
A hot, steaming cake? That's made out of ghost peppers.
Without your knowledge.
I wish for you to DIE HORRIBLY.
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