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well when your first hetero experience is so bad you end up wanting to try gay stuff, then that goes bad, animals are the obvious alternative
I'm an actual dick, so when it comes to dicks, I'm second to none. Come here, Dulci, experience the power of dicks.
Women smell too nice to give them up completely
You sound pretty average thoughAurani wrote:
I'm an actual dick, so when it comes to dicks, I'm second to none. Come here, Dulci, experience the power of dicks.
It's just shampooKisses wrote:
Women smell too nice to give them up completely
Have it your way then.Dulcet wrote:
You sound pretty average though
Fucking amen to that.Kisses wrote:
Women smell too nice to give them up completely
gotta love the headaches because of perfumeKisses wrote:
Women smell too nice to give them up completely
FuZ wrote:
gotta love the headaches because of perfumeKisses wrote:
Women smell too nice to give them up completely
Why does perfume give headaches but cologne does not
My middle school smelled like teenage guys with too much cologne and it was pretty nauseatingKhelly wrote:
Why does perfume give headaches but cologne does not
dont even take notice to what people smell like, im kind of oblivious to everything except face moles and how good they suck dick
thats.. not a good thing.lol wrote:
dont even take notice to what people smell like
That only means it's safe to fart or even get diarrhea around him, as he won't judge you for it.
why does our own farts smells good but other people's farts smells awful
it also means that he doesn't notice how he smells himself, so its very unlikely that you want to be around him at any given point
Have you ever had those hot spicy farts that almost feel like you're going to crap yourself? They DO NOT smell good.
sharts?Khelly wrote:
Have you ever had those hot spicy farts that almost feel like you're going to crap yourself? They DO NOT smell good.
those are the ones where you actually crap yourself, but he said ALMOST.
definitely not talking about sharts
definitely not talking about sharts
:LAurani wrote:
>Implying her boyfriend isn't giving her enough time for that
I hate you.
Sup guys? Whoever writes a timeline of everything that's happened over the past two years gets a free consult from me 
same in fear i would catch your autismRailey2 wrote:
it also means that he doesn't notice how he smells himself, so its very unlikely that you want to be around him at any given point
edit: who hurt you enough that you have to go into every detail on the internet to portray your thoughts when literally no one cares
Smelly boys cute boys
Ugh fucking text me slut they found an ovarian cyst in meKanye West wrote:
Sup guys? Whoever writes a timeline of everything that's happened over the past two years gets a free consult from me
Gee, thanks for never texting me
I think I'm going to pass on that
Enjoy your ovarian cyst, bitch.
I think I'm going to pass on that
Enjoy your ovarian cyst, bitch.
you see, I just took something that you wrote and made you see the implication. You can't call someone autistic who catches up on subtle things between the lines and even uses that to turn it against people because he dislikes it when they post shit. If I were autistic, something like this would be my weakness, not my strength.lol wrote:
same in fear i would catch your autismRailey2 wrote:
it also means that he doesn't notice how he smells himself, so its very unlikely that you want to be around him at any given point
I was genuinely surprised that it was your name and not Khelly's that turned up before I read this.lol wrote:
dont even take notice to what people smell like, im kind of oblivious to everything except face moles and how good they suck dick
oh shit. I don't know what your standard for "going into every detail" is, but apparently it seems to be pretty low as most of the things I post here are just one step beyond the shitposting that you do.lol wrote:
edit: who hurt you enough that you have to go into every detail on the internet to portray your thoughts when literally no one cares
Kanye, does Bush not really care about black people?
Sometimes there is no actual reason besides "because I like to" because fuck you.lol wrote:
edit: who hurt you enough that you have to go into every detail on the internet to portray your thoughts when literally no one cares
Khelly the man. You know, I actually thought about that quote when he said that and considered posting it. It's very fitting.Khelly wrote:
Sometimes there is no actual reason besides "because I like to" because fuck you.lol wrote:
edit: who hurt you enough that you have to go into every detail on the internet to portray your thoughts when literally no one cares
kuntye why is back
Actually this was going to be my answer to you whenever you decided to psychoanalyse shit.Railey2 wrote:
Khelly the man. You know, I actually thought about that quote when he said that and considered posting it. It's very fitting.
if everyone in this thread died the world wouldn't even notice
ofc you both thought of the same quote because you are both similarly fucked
Wow nice name! Would be better with some "360 no scope MLG 720 BPM stream" mixed in therexxjesus1412fanx wrote:
kuntye why is back
I wanna be fucked.lol wrote:
ofc you both thought of the same quote because you are both similarly fucked
you literally sicken meKhelly wrote:
I wanna be fucked.lol wrote:
ofc you both thought of the same quote because you are both similarly fucked
I bet khelly is one of the people who sends dick picks to random people on the internet.
Must be quite pointy ones.
Silm bro you unfriended me? I sent you my tablet for free and now this? I'm disappointed, sir.
Thats fair, buddy. Interestingly, the quote can hold true while the analysis itself is correct as well. After all, the underlying reasons for wanting someone can be there even when it appears to the subject in question as if there were no further reasons beyond "just wanting it". I'm sure if you ask a serial killer with a history of sexual exploitation in his youth why he targeted that girl, he'll tell you that he did it because he wanted to. And yet there is a clear correlation between behavior like this and having an upbringing similar to the serial killer.Khelly wrote:
Actually this was going to be my answer to you whenever you decided to psychoanalyse shit.Railey2 wrote:
Khelly the man. You know, I actually thought about that quote when he said that and considered posting it. It's very fitting.
Sure. And not because he said it 3 pages before and it fit the situation.lol wrote:
ofc you both thought of the same quote because you are both similarly fucked
What quote would you think about if I said "I think, therefore I ... "
.. "am"? You know who else would have thought of that? Hitler.