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ayy thx~Hika wrote:
^ where have u been
happy new year to u tho even tho I'm nearly a month late
though the new year is goddamn hot, almost 40°C but good that is the time where ppl shoot water
or if you mean someone else, then fml
anything but onionsRurree wrote:
toppings?Rilene wrote:
>throwing pizza party
awesome
Rurree wrote:
four little children
oh ok its a quote, i thought you really wanted to plague the world with your semen
whats all this talk of little children and semen
im missing context
im missing context
idk man, semen is the only thing i can think about after talking to khelly
GayFuZ wrote:
idk man, semen is the only thing i can think about after talking to khelly
I think you already can and you just choose not to.FuZ wrote:
i wish i was so i could understand you
FuZ wrote:
i wish i was so i could understand you
we all try to ignore the side of us that can understand Khelly.
Some try to kill the side of us that can understand Khelly. When they succeed, they live their life as healthy denizens of this planet in eternal happiness.
Some try to kill the side of us that can understand Khelly. When they succeed, they live their life as healthy denizens of this planet in eternal happiness.
You should feel what it's like to be me.
no Khelly no stop thatKhelly wrote:
You should feel what it's like to be me.
no
no Khelly
no..
no
yes Railey do that
yes
yes Railey
yes..
yes
yes
yes Railey
yes..
yes
how can you talk when you are choking on that giant sandwich
:V
:V
Is it wrong that I have an innate understanding of Khelly?Railey2 wrote:
we all try to ignore the side of us that can understand Khelly.
It's 2016, anything can be wrong and right.Mahogany wrote:
Is it wrong that I have an innate understanding of Khelly?Railey2 wrote:
we all try to ignore the side of us that can understand Khelly.
it's hot here too I got so drunk for New Years two weeks ago that I met this really nice drunk guy and he gave me free Thai tea at his stand all night; he even gave me yaba and I was so confused but okRilene wrote:
ayy thx~
though the new year is goddamn hot, almost 40°C but good that is the time where ppl shoot water
or if you mean someone else, then fml
the next new year celebration I'm going to is in two weeks and I'm not sure I will be alive
Mahogany wrote:
Is it wrong that I have an innate understanding of Khelly?Railey2 wrote:
we all try to ignore the side of us that can understand Khelly.
Yes
Fuck youFrostei wrote:
wtf happened here
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godbeyu
this post gave me ass cancerpiruchan wrote:
Andrea fan club is the best fan club.
So apparently the reason ippe got banned is because he sent a webm on #modhelp
I want to post the webm here but I don't wanna get a ban
I want to post the webm here but I don't wanna get a ban
stefan getting worked at ot this hard
please delete the shitposts stefan
also enable graveyard again
please delete the shitposts stefan
also enable graveyard again
pm me the wb dickheadAutoMedic wrote:
So apparently the reason ippe got banned is because he sent a webm on #modhelp
I want to post the webm here but I don't wanna get a ban
noKhelly wrote:
pm me the wb dickheadAutoMedic wrote:
So apparently the reason ippe got banned is because he sent a webm on #modhelp
I want to post the webm here but I don't wanna get a ban
go ask the man himself doofis
Shohei Ohtani
That's because I USED AN ACTUAL BIBLE VERSE YOU BOOFHEAD
You know you suck at life when khelly duplicates your thread and does it betterReditum wrote:
this forum fucking sucks I make a thread and then Khelly makes a gay as fuck spin-off thread and mine gets locked and his gets like 6 pages of tagalog people going "BINAY!!!! GHU ZHOU NI HAO!!!"
lel
lel
lel
Shohei Ohtani
I don't see how that distinction is important.Khelly wrote:
That's because I USED AN ACTUAL BIBLE VERSE YOU BOOFHEAD
Anyone up for a short and slightly bitter CYOA
I'm planning to keep it running for about a month, then try to learn from the mistakes I made. I'll be glad to accept any criticism other except shitposts
I'm planning to keep it running for about a month, then try to learn from the mistakes I made. I'll be glad to accept any criticism other except shitposts
oh thats nice, thai tea is one good drinkHika wrote:
it's hot here too I got so drunk for New Years two weeks ago that I met this really nice drunk guy and he gave me free Thai tea at his stand all night; he even gave me yaba and I was so confused but ok
the next new year celebration I'm going to is in two weeks and I'm not sure I will be alive
but im curious what is the temperature like over there?
and... whats the celebration is in the next two weeks?
that is literally translated "crazy medicine"Hika wrote:
yaba
and that contains methamphetamine
its milf day tomorrow guys
hi saigonSaigonAlice wrote:
its milf day tomorrow guys
eyyyyyy
its been awhile, my favorite aussie aside from shrik and b1rd
how are you doing
how are you doing
im fine. i am concerned about you guys however, how hast thou been faring?
too much shitpostingSaigonAlice wrote:
im fine. i am concerned about you guys however, how hast thou been faring?
brian is mia
trash boat is mia
granger keeps disappearing
no decent laughable content
valhalla is dead
is everyone at that place? i hope you know what im talking about.
yes, they have evacuated in that placeSaigonAlice wrote:
is everyone at that place? i hope you know what im talking about.
i think
also ippe is semi banned now here i guess. died like a true finn
i think im banned from there as well but lemme check.
Will you dissapear back to your SJW paradise again
B1rd wrote:
I don't see how that distinction is important.Khelly wrote:
That's because I USED AN ACTUAL BIBLE VERSE YOU BOOFHEAD
If you read the thread you'd realise Stefan cited it as the readon it wasn't locked you fucking idiot
mayhapsKhelly wrote:
Will you dissapear back to your SJW paradise again
your niceFuZ wrote:
im mutual with saigonalice but i dont know why
mutual me too alicedude
sure you thirsty fuck
GOATSaigonAlice wrote:
sure you thirsty fuck
Dangshit rump
:cKhelly wrote:
Dangshit rump
dangan ronpa - a novel idea now sunken into irrelevance and obscurity
FuZ wrote:
did you sleep well kely
Islept then woke up at 7 so I masturbated and slept, had a dream, woke up at 8 masturbated and slept again and now it's 10
TRASH BOAT IS R00D
trash boat is having a delayed adolescent crisis
thats greatKhelly wrote:
Islept then woke up at 7 so I masturbated and slept, had a dream, woke up at 8 masturbated and slept again and now it's 10
Thanks fuz I love you
if you don't mind can you tell me what happened your dreamKhelly wrote:
Islept then woke up at 7 so I masturbated and slept, had a dream, woke up at 8 masturbated and slept again and now it's 10
Well I recieved by biblia hebraica stuttgartensia but it was really fucking weird with a forest from "burn this into the retina of my eye" on the cover and some lady laying down with a nipple exposed. Inside it was looking like a source book from vampire the masquerade. Then after I looked through this book there was a dog outside soaking in the rain and we let him in but it turns out it was a firefighting dog. Soon after a firetruck speed down the road and the dog and me and my dad went to go check and it turns out my middle school was on fire and the dog came to help with the fire. Then the fire went down and I woke up.Rurree wrote:
if you don't mind can you tell me what happened your dreamKhelly wrote:
Islept then woke up at 7 so I masturbated and slept, had a dream, woke up at 8 masturbated and slept again and now it's 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvkGWdmYuaYAutoMedic wrote:
v niceKhelly wrote:
Well I recieved by biblia hebraica stuttgartensia but it was really fucking weird with a forest from "burn this into the retina of my eye" on the cover and some lady laying down with a nipple exposed. Inside it was looking like a source book from vampire the masquerade. Then after I looked through this book there was a dog outside soaking in the rain and we let him in but it turns out it was a firefighting dog. Soon after a firetruck speed down the road and the dog and me and my dad went to go check and it turns out my middle school was on fire and the dog came to help with the fire. Then the fire went down and I woke up.
Thanks
AGAIN WITH THE GODDAMN NAME CHANGES
how did you revert your names. I kinda ragegret mine
how did you revert your names. I kinda ragegret mine
I had a son called CDFA; I could be your dad
I should name change to CFDA
CDFA wrote:
do it
Should
CDFA was way better than le redditum anyways
Catholic priests have really cool collar things
And they're pedophiles, just like you.Khelly wrote:
Catholic priests have really cool collar things
Damn right. Now come here and give me a kissuSaigonAlice wrote:
And they're pedophiles, just like you.Khelly wrote:
Catholic priests have really cool collar things
DRAG HIM
I'm still a teenager.
if their age is on the clockSaigonAlice wrote:
And they're pedophiles, just like you.Khelly wrote:
Catholic priests have really cool collar things
then they're ready for the cock
Yes.Khelly wrote:
I'm still a teenager.
Yes
24/11/1996
hes 3 years older than me :V
My preferred pronoun is she and my gender is female
This is not a joke
This is not a joke
are you perhaps homosexualKhelly wrote:
My preferred pronoun is she and my gender is female
This is not a joke
I like penises a whole lot.
my lesbian aunt in pyjamas
You originally posted "I will destroy your waifu Khelly"
as long as you have a hole this should workKhelly wrote:
I like penises a whole lot.
unzips
I don't see why notAutoMedic wrote:
as long as you have a hole this should workKhelly wrote:
I like penises a whole lot.
unzips
yes because i thought i copied a different one, which would be thisKhelly wrote:
You originally posted "I will destroy your waifu Khelly"
SaigonAlice wrote:
yes because i thought i copied a different one, which would be thisKhelly wrote:
You originally posted "I will destroy your waifu Khelly"
That's my waifu
shes actually quite good but very fragile
Like me
Khelly is a delicate flower