EneT wrote:

I would of preferred Ippe.

EneT wrote:

I would of preferred Ippe.

SaigonAlice wrote:

“Anti-sjws” aren’t afraid of sjws (if anything, sjws are a source of psychological interest and admitted amusement), yet sjws seem to be entirely terrified of anyone that disagrees with them, especially if those people come armed with facts and science.

It’s rather like how the dog that tipped over the garbage can is the one with its tail between its legs that runs and hides when the owner arrives home from work. They’re only afraid and aggressively lashing out at others because they know that their behavior is unacceptable.

Those who are rational and honest have nothing to hide, and nothing to fear.

EneT wrote:

I would of preferred Ippe.

You.

SaigonAlice wrote:

“Anti-sjws” aren’t afraid of sjws (if anything, sjws are a source of psychological interest and admitted amusement), yet sjws seem to be entirely terrified of anyone that disagrees with them, especially if those people come armed with facts and science.

It’s rather like how the dog that tipped over the garbage can is the one with its tail between its legs that runs and hides when the owner arrives home from work. They’re only afraid and aggressively lashing out at others because they know that their behavior is unacceptable.

Those who are rational and honest have nothing to hide, and nothing to fear.

EneT wrote:

I would of preferred Ippe.

You.

SaigonAlice wrote:

“Anti-sjws” aren’t afraid of sjws (if anything, sjws are a source of psychological interest and admitted amusement), yet sjws seem to be entirely terrified of anyone that disagrees with them, especially if those people come armed with facts and science.

It’s rather like how the dog that tipped over the garbage can is the one with its tail between its legs that runs and hides when the owner arrives home from work. They’re only afraid and aggressively lashing out at others because they know that their behavior is unacceptable.

Those who are rational and honest have nothing to hide, and nothing to fear.

EneT wrote:

I would of preferred Ippe.

You.

Khelly wrote:

Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

Khelly wrote:

Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

SaigonAlice wrote:

the fuck you still use that fucking pink font like a 9 year old???

Khelly wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

SaigonAlice wrote:

Good lord you're boring

Khelly wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

Good lord you're boring

Shoo

kirueggy wrote:

Someone please revise my java code or whatever

big ass java code

* Write a description of class DeathAndTaxes here.
*
* @author (Enrico Saturnino)
* @version (2015)
*/

import java.util.*;
import java.lang.Math;

public class DeathAndTaxes
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
Scanner keyboard = new Scanner(System.in);

char status;
int income = 0;

//Starting point values
double Serf = 0;
double Peasant = 922.50;
double Commoner = 5156.2;
double Noble = 18481.21;
double YeahNowWereGettingSomewhere = 46075.25;
double HotDamn = 119401.25;
double ThatCheddarTho = 119996.25;

//Starting point values
double MarriedSerf = 0;
double MarriedPeasant = 1845;
double MarriedCommoner = 10312.50;
double MarriedNoble = 29387.50;
double MarriedYeahNowWereGettingSomewhere = 51577.50;
double MarriedHotDamn = 111324;
double MarriedThatCheddarTho = 129996.5;

//percentage taxed values
double GetTaxedPleb = .10;
double GetTaxedNoob = .15;
double GetTaxedNormie = .25;
double GetTaxedYo = .28;
double GetTaxedKindaRichGuy = .33;
double IveRunOutOfNames = .35;
double LolThisIsGonnaEndUpYoursAgainAnyway = .396;

//wealth boundaries
double InstantNoodles= 9225;
double Sandwich= 37450;
double Steak= 90750;
double Lobster= 189300;
double Caviar= 411500;
double TigerGenitals= 413200;

//Married wealth boundaries
double MarriedInstantNoodles= 18450;
double MarriedSandwich= 74900;
double MarriedSteak= 151200;
double MarriedLobster= 230450;
double MarriedCaviar= 411500;
double MarriedTigerGenitals= 464580;

//ultimate tax income
double Poverty = 0;
double PrettyPoor = 0;
double Moderate = 0;
double Affluent = 0;
double Rich = 0;
double RichAf = 0;
double DamnSon = 0;

//ultimate tax income
double MarriedPoverty = 0;
double MarriedPrettyPoor = 0;
double MarriedModerate = 0;
double MarriedAffluent = 0;
double MarriedRich = 0;
double MarriedRichAf = 0;
double MarriedDamnSon = 0;

System.out.print("Are you married?(Y/N) ");
status = keyboard.next().charAt(0);

if (status == 'N' )
{
System.out.println("[Single]What is your taxable income?");
income = keyboard.nextInt();
Poverty = (income * GetTaxedPleb);
PrettyPoor = ((income * GetTaxedNoob) + Peasant);
Moderate = ((income * GetTaxedNormie) + Commoner);
Affluent = ((income * GetTaxedYo) + Noble);
Rich = ((income * GetTaxedKindaRichGuy) + YeahNowWereGettingSomewhere);
RichAf = ((income * IveRunOutOfNames) + HotDamn);
DamnSon = ((income * LolThisIsGonnaEndUpYoursAgainAnyway) + ThatCheddarTho);
}

else if (status == 'Y' )
{
System.out.println("[Married]What is your taxable income?");
income = keyboard.nextInt();
MarriedPoverty = (income * GetTaxedPleb);
MarriedPrettyPoor = ((income * GetTaxedNoob) + MarriedPeasant);
MarriedModerate = ((income * GetTaxedNormie) + MarriedCommoner);
MarriedAffluent = ((income * GetTaxedYo) + MarriedNoble);
MarriedRich = ((income * GetTaxedKindaRichGuy) + MarriedYeahNowWereGettingSomewhere);
MarriedRichAf = ((income * IveRunOutOfNames) + MarriedHotDamn);
MarriedDamnSon = ((income * LolThisIsGonnaEndUpYoursAgainAnyway) + MarriedThatCheddarTho);
}
else
{
System.out.println("Sorry, that's not an acceptable input. Please try again!");
}

if (status == 'N' && income <= InstantNoodles && income >= 1)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + Poverty);
}

if (status == 'N' && income <= Sandwich && income >= InstantNoodles)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + PrettyPoor);
}

if (status == 'N' && income <= Steak && income >= Sandwich)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + Moderate);
}

if (status == 'N' && income <= Lobster && income >= Steak)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + Affluent);
}

if (status == 'N' && income <= Caviar && income >= Lobster)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + Rich);
}

if (status == 'N' && income <= TigerGenitals && income >= Caviar)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + RichAf);
}

if (status == 'N' && income >= TigerGenitals)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + DamnSon);
}

if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedInstantNoodles && income >= 1)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedPoverty);
}

if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedSandwich && income >= MarriedInstantNoodles)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedPrettyPoor);
}

if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedSteak && income >= MarriedSandwich)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedModerate);
}

if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedLobster && income >= MarriedSteak)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedAffluent);
}

if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedCaviar && income >= MarriedLobster)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedRich);
}

if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedTigerGenitals && income >= MarriedCaviar)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedRichAf);
}

if (status == 'Y' && income >= MarriedTigerGenitals)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $" + MarriedDamnSon);
}
}
}

Brian OA wrote:

Zelda wrote:

Goddamn, Hunger Games was disappointing. Battle Royale is a better movie and book by far.

Green Platinum wrote:

Third Hunger Games book was super boring I can't imagine how the film adaption went

SaigonAlice wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

Zelda wrote:

Goddamn, Hunger Games was disappointing. Battle Royale is a better movie and book by far.

According to you and thousands of other older men on the internet

SaigonAlice wrote:

I didn't actually write that

I had school.

Brian OA wrote:

I have spoken

You may direct all of your complaints at your nearest brick wall now.

IppE wrote:

his brick wall?

ahsoka08 wrote:

IppE wrote:

his brick wall?

no he is the brick wall

Railey2 wrote:

ahsoka08 wrote:

no he is the brick wall

no I think its his brick wall, what are you talking about

SaigonAlice wrote:

literally euthanize offtopic

SaigonAlice wrote:

it really shows how unfunny offtopic is when everyone is shitting themselves about a fucking brick wall

literally euthanize offtopic

kirueggy wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

literally euthanize offtopic

or we could euthanize ur bitch ass for shitposting