if you're going to pick someone from the lower tier of OT users it should have been me
define "lower tier of OT users" exactlyxxjesus1412fanx wrote:
if you're going to pick someone from the lower tier of OT users it should have been me
Those no one thinks highly of.kirueggy wrote:
define "lower tier of OT users" exactlyxxjesus1412fanx wrote:
if you're going to pick someone from the lower tier of OT users it should have been me
pardon moi? Im a proud owner of a very useful sticky thread in GD and I update it whenever it requiresxxjesus1412fanx wrote:
if you're going to pick someone from the lower tier of OT users it should have been me
You.EneT wrote:
I would of preferred Ippe.
I considered that but then I remembered he's silenced half of the time.EneT wrote:
I would of preferred Ippe.
Should you allow it, if what you stand by is good, sound, and true, it will defend you. Or something like that.SaigonAlice wrote:
“Anti-sjws” aren’t afraid of sjws (if anything, sjws are a source of psychological interest and admitted amusement), yet sjws seem to be entirely terrified of anyone that disagrees with them, especially if those people come armed with facts and science.
It’s rather like how the dog that tipped over the garbage can is the one with its tail between its legs that runs and hides when the owner arrives home from work. They’re only afraid and aggressively lashing out at others because they know that their behavior is unacceptable.
Those who are rational and honest have nothing to hide, and nothing to fear.You.EneT wrote:
I would of preferred Ippe.
Where you have you been?SaigonAlice wrote:
“Anti-sjws” aren’t afraid of sjws (if anything, sjws are a source of psychological interest and admitted amusement), yet sjws seem to be entirely terrified of anyone that disagrees with them, especially if those people come armed with facts and science.
It’s rather like how the dog that tipped over the garbage can is the one with its tail between its legs that runs and hides when the owner arrives home from work. They’re only afraid and aggressively lashing out at others because they know that their behavior is unacceptable.
Those who are rational and honest have nothing to hide, and nothing to fear.You.EneT wrote:
I would of preferred Ippe.
SaigonAlice wrote:
“Anti-sjws” aren’t afraid of sjws (if anything, sjws are a source of psychological interest and admitted amusement), yet sjws seem to be entirely terrified of anyone that disagrees with them, especially if those people come armed with facts and science.
It’s rather like how the dog that tipped over the garbage can is the one with its tail between its legs that runs and hides when the owner arrives home from work. They’re only afraid and aggressively lashing out at others because they know that their behavior is unacceptable.
Those who are rational and honest have nothing to hide, and nothing to fear.You.EneT wrote:
I would of preferred Ippe.
the fuck you still use that fucking pink font like a 9 year old???Khelly wrote:
Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
Khelly wrote:
Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
SaigonAlice wrote:
the fuck you still use that fucking pink font like a 9 year old???
Khelly wrote:
Khelly wrote:
Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
ShooSaigonAlice wrote:
Good lord you're boring
I like how the whole thing is a Black Mirror reference. Whether intentional or not.Khelly wrote:
ShooSaigonAlice wrote:
Good lord you're boring
Your variable names are memes and do you really need to have them as doubles.kirueggy wrote:
Someone please revise my java code or whateverbig ass java code* Write a description of class DeathAndTaxes here.
*
* @author (Enrico Saturnino)
* @version (2015)
*/
import java.util.*;
import java.lang.Math;
public class DeathAndTaxes
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
Scanner keyboard = new Scanner(System.in);
char status;
int income = 0;
//Starting point values
double Serf = 0;
double Peasant = 922.50;
double Commoner = 5156.2;
double Noble = 18481.21;
double YeahNowWereGettingSomewhere = 46075.25;
double HotDamn = 119401.25;
double ThatCheddarTho = 119996.25;
//Starting point values
double MarriedSerf = 0;
double MarriedPeasant = 1845;
double MarriedCommoner = 10312.50;
double MarriedNoble = 29387.50;
double MarriedYeahNowWereGettingSomewhere = 51577.50;
double MarriedHotDamn = 111324;
double MarriedThatCheddarTho = 129996.5;
//percentage taxed values
double GetTaxedPleb = .10;
double GetTaxedNoob = .15;
double GetTaxedNormie = .25;
double GetTaxedYo = .28;
double GetTaxedKindaRichGuy = .33;
double IveRunOutOfNames = .35;
double LolThisIsGonnaEndUpYoursAgainAnyway = .396;
//wealth boundaries
double InstantNoodles= 9225;
double Sandwich= 37450;
double Steak= 90750;
double Lobster= 189300;
double Caviar= 411500;
double TigerGenitals= 413200;
//Married wealth boundaries
double MarriedInstantNoodles= 18450;
double MarriedSandwich= 74900;
double MarriedSteak= 151200;
double MarriedLobster= 230450;
double MarriedCaviar= 411500;
double MarriedTigerGenitals= 464580;
//ultimate tax income
double Poverty = 0;
double PrettyPoor = 0;
double Moderate = 0;
double Affluent = 0;
double Rich = 0;
double RichAf = 0;
double DamnSon = 0;
//ultimate tax income
double MarriedPoverty = 0;
double MarriedPrettyPoor = 0;
double MarriedModerate = 0;
double MarriedAffluent = 0;
double MarriedRich = 0;
double MarriedRichAf = 0;
double MarriedDamnSon = 0;
System.out.print("Are you married?(Y/N) ");
status = keyboard.next().charAt(0);
if (status == 'N' )
{
System.out.println("[Single]What is your taxable income?");
income = keyboard.nextInt();
Poverty = (income * GetTaxedPleb);
PrettyPoor = ((income * GetTaxedNoob) + Peasant);
Moderate = ((income * GetTaxedNormie) + Commoner);
Affluent = ((income * GetTaxedYo) + Noble);
Rich = ((income * GetTaxedKindaRichGuy) + YeahNowWereGettingSomewhere);
RichAf = ((income * IveRunOutOfNames) + HotDamn);
DamnSon = ((income * LolThisIsGonnaEndUpYoursAgainAnyway) + ThatCheddarTho);
}
else if (status == 'Y' )
{
System.out.println("[Married]What is your taxable income?");
income = keyboard.nextInt();
MarriedPoverty = (income * GetTaxedPleb);
MarriedPrettyPoor = ((income * GetTaxedNoob) + MarriedPeasant);
MarriedModerate = ((income * GetTaxedNormie) + MarriedCommoner);
MarriedAffluent = ((income * GetTaxedYo) + MarriedNoble);
MarriedRich = ((income * GetTaxedKindaRichGuy) + MarriedYeahNowWereGettingSomewhere);
MarriedRichAf = ((income * IveRunOutOfNames) + MarriedHotDamn);
MarriedDamnSon = ((income * LolThisIsGonnaEndUpYoursAgainAnyway) + MarriedThatCheddarTho);
}
else
{
System.out.println("Sorry, that's not an acceptable input. Please try again!");
}
if (status == 'N' && income <= InstantNoodles && income >= 1)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + Poverty);
}
if (status == 'N' && income <= Sandwich && income >= InstantNoodles)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + PrettyPoor);
}
if (status == 'N' && income <= Steak && income >= Sandwich)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + Moderate);
}
if (status == 'N' && income <= Lobster && income >= Steak)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + Affluent);
}
if (status == 'N' && income <= Caviar && income >= Lobster)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + Rich);
}
if (status == 'N' && income <= TigerGenitals && income >= Caviar)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + RichAf);
}
if (status == 'N' && income >= TigerGenitals)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + DamnSon);
}
if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedInstantNoodles && income >= 1)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedPoverty);
}
if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedSandwich && income >= MarriedInstantNoodles)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedPrettyPoor);
}
if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedSteak && income >= MarriedSandwich)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedModerate);
}
if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedLobster && income >= MarriedSteak)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedAffluent);
}
if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedCaviar && income >= MarriedLobster)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedRich);
}
if (status == 'Y' && income <= MarriedTigerGenitals && income >= MarriedCaviar)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $ " + MarriedRichAf);
}
if (status == 'Y' && income >= MarriedTigerGenitals)
{
System.out.println("Taxes due: $" + MarriedDamnSon);
}
}
}
We just gonna ignore this cute anime girl? Ok... RIP Brian OA's relevanceBrian OA wrote:
According to you and thousands of other older men on the internetZelda wrote:
Goddamn, Hunger Games was disappointing. Battle Royale is a better movie and book by far.
They split it into two parts, just like with deathly hallows. What a fucking money squeeze.Green Platinum wrote:
Third Hunger Games book was super boring I can't imagine how the film adaption went
SaigonAlice wrote:
But I'm not an old manSaigonAlice wrote:
According to you and thousands of other older men on the internetZelda wrote:
Goddamn, Hunger Games was disappointing. Battle Royale is a better movie and book by far.
where have you been? besides schoolSaigonAlice wrote:
I didn't actually write that
I had school.
your the nearest brick wallBrian OA wrote:
I have spoken
You may direct all of your complaints at your nearest brick wall now.
no I think its his brick wall, what are you talking aboutahsoka08 wrote:
no he is the brick wallIppE wrote:
his brick wall?
he is the brick that stands in my way to post the shit I want, I'm trying to figure out how to blow it upRailey2 wrote:
no I think its his brick wall, what are you talking aboutahsoka08 wrote:
no he is the brick wall