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NotEvenDoomMusic
Starve yourself.
Milkshake
doomb shup ut
Aurani

Roberta10 wrote:

Being stressed makes me want to starve myself.
Starving yourself can lead to extremely positive things. Just look at Gandhi - he starved himself and then when he stopped, he became a political animal and power-hungry nuke-trigger happy Nazi. He achieved that with only 12 steps by paying $39.99.
Call 555-Fuck-you-mate for more details on how to achieve abstinence suicide!

Results may wary.

Friendan
Milkshake

Aurani wrote:

Results may wary.
Aurani
It's not enough to just write "vary". It must be doubled, hence the double V, just like Folksvegen had before Jews turned it around.


I'm not high, I swear.

NotEvenDoomMusic
Can confirm

Starved myself to death also incidentally became a pacifist and nuked the shit outta unsuspecting countries.
Now i'm the happiest man alive/dead.

That's what you get if you tease me with kawaii bento boxes and ramune.
EneT
I miss the great days of when Auschwitz still existed.
Yuudachi-kun
Can you return the land to the rightful owners that were there before you? You know, the Palestinians? Thank you.
IppE

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

That's what you get if you tease me with kawaii bento boxes and ramune.
speaking of food

Hika
that's really beautiful

also i just got back from swimming

i just realized how much more i hate kids after today
IppE

Khelly wrote:

Can you return the land to the rightful owners that were there before you? You know, the Palestinians? Thank you.
Says the biggest financial supporter of Israel.

Double standards, ho!
EneT
Kids are great though.
Yuudachi-kun

IppE wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Can you return the land to the rightful owners that were there before you? You know, the Palestinians? Thank you.
Says the biggest financial supporter of Israel.

Double standards, ho!
I don't support Isreal.

Well the Jews control everything so maybe I do and don't know it
NotEvenDoomMusic
Aurani

IppE wrote:

Double standards, ho!
Says the guy's bitch.

It's not too late to throw away the Nazi hats mate.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

IppE wrote:

Double standards, ho!
Says the guy's bitch.

It's not too late to throw away the Nazi hats mate.
Whose bitch am I exactly? I didn't get the memo.

Aurani
Murrifag's, obviously.

IppE
It's more about politicians having a boner for america for some reason. I doubt the us govt actually gives a flying fuck about funland.
EneT

IppE wrote:

I doubt the us govt actually gives a flying fuck about funland.
Who does?
NotEvenDoomMusic

IppE wrote:

I didn't get the memo.
IppE

EneT wrote:

Who does?
Japanese cartoons every now and then, for some reason.

Must be the WW2 axis magic.
Aurani
Well the reason the politicians and most citizens are so pro-west oriented is the same as it was when Fondleland joined the Nazis - the Russians crave dem forests yo.

We're all pawns in their little game, mere bitches.
Trash Boat
MEND buddy, what kind of shit are you using? Seriously that's not you.
Yuudachi-kun

EneT wrote:

IppE wrote:

I doubt the us govt actually gives a flying fuck about funland.
Who does?
I love funland.

Rakastan Suomea koska kaikki ovat valkoisia - ei ole yhtä paljoa muita rotuja saastuttamassa maata niinkuin täällä Amerikassa
EneT
What's so good about Finland apart from the people?
Yuudachi-kun
Suomalaiset ovat vain slaaveja mongoleja kaukaasialaisten vaatteissa. Me olemme saastainen, saastainen kansa
EneT
Right, cba for google translate.
Yuudachi-kun
I need to poo
IppE
midsummer in finland:

EneT
That doesn't look like summer to me.
NotEvenDoomMusic
looks pretty suomi to me tho
Aurani
Fucking murderous forests and lakes and shit. Perfect for Halloween.

No wonder the Soviets pissed their pants at the thought of one wanker literally living in those forests with a gun.
IppE
-sev

EneT wrote:

Kids are great though.
Haha. No.
Yoeri
kids >3 and <10 are okay
NotEvenDoomMusic

Yoeri wrote:

kids >3 and <10 are okay
well



i got nothing
EneT

Aurani wrote:

Fucking murderous forests and lakes and shit. Perfect for Halloween.

No wonder the Soviets pissed their pants at the thought of one wanker literally living in those forests with a gun.
Yeah Finland is 2spooky4me.
Trash Boat

Yoeri wrote:

kids >3 and <10 are okay
this
EneT
I'm gonna take this time to say how much I love Ippe's avatar for some reason.
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