Ok pretend like stephen fry is doing a documentary on zen monks in the afterlife, that kind of calm smug voice for this post:
"Here, we see the oldfag retreat from its former territory, shunned by the younger members of its clan after his endless hunt on the prairie. Yet, sure as the sun rises in the east, too the oldfag shall return in like, a fucking week - give or take a few days. This all-encompassing process is nature in its truest form, but the natives of this tribe know it under the ethnic 4-kanji idiom "触手強姦" [shoku-shu-gō-kan], which roughly translates to 'Having better shit to do.'"
"Here, we see the oldfag retreat from its former territory, shunned by the younger members of its clan after his endless hunt on the prairie. Yet, sure as the sun rises in the east, too the oldfag shall return in like, a fucking week - give or take a few days. This all-encompassing process is nature in its truest form, but the natives of this tribe know it under the ethnic 4-kanji idiom "触手強姦" [shoku-shu-gō-kan], which roughly translates to 'Having better shit to do.'"
EDIT: EAUGH THAT EMOJI MOVED AT ME