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Vuelo Eluko

Aurani wrote:

Speaking of humorous things - I just finished chatting with a neighbour, and me being polite ended not so well. Apparently, some people are so full of themselves that merely flirting out of politeness brushes their dick too hard. She was like "you think you have a chance with me? pff".... I just fucking complimented your figure, I didn't ask you to give me a damn blowjob on the staircase.

Ego, plis, ego, stahp.
yeah man fucking lesbians
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Speaking of humorous things - I just finished chatting with a neighbour, and me being polite ended not so well. Apparently, some people are so full of themselves that merely flirting out of politeness brushes their dick too hard. She was like "you think you have a chance with me? pff".... I just fucking complimented your figure, I didn't ask you to give me a damn blowjob on the staircase.

Ego, plis, ego, stahp.
Was she attractive? Nice anecdote btw
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

Speaking of humorous things - I just finished chatting with a neighbour, and me being polite ended not so well. Apparently, some people are so full of themselves that merely flirting out of politeness brushes their dick too hard. She was like "you think you have a chance with me? pff".... I just fucking complimented your figure, I didn't ask you to give me a damn blowjob on the staircase.

Ego, plis, ego, stahp.
I hate these types of women. I wouldn't be with one if I was payed.
Bweh
The mod replied. All is good.
AutoMedic

Brian OA wrote:

The mod replied. All is good.
Curses

Aurani wrote:

Speaking of humorous things - I just finished chatting with a neighbour, and me being polite ended not so well. Apparently, some people are so full of themselves that merely flirting out of politeness brushes their dick too hard. She was like "you think you have a chance with me? pff".... I just fucking complimented your figure, I didn't ask you to give me a damn blowjob on the staircase.

Ego, plis, ego, stahp.
A bit of intimacy isn't so bad you know, but who gives a shit. She's a slut
Yuudachi-kun
Brain, why don't you have mod title.
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

Brian, why don't you have mod title?
He has, he just doesnt brag about these things, you know?
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Brain, why don't you have mod title.
He has, he just doesnt brag about these things, you know?
It's not publicly displayed when he posts, so it doesn't count.
Vuelo Eluko
the girl in brians sig - pleasuring herself with the dot on that i since 201x
Aurani

AutoMedic wrote:

A bit of intimacy isn't so bad you know, but who gives a shit. She's a slut
Intimacy? Explain.
Saddest part is that she isn't a slut... and she's attractive enough for most people, but her ego is absolutely disgusting.
Ceph23
My motherboard went nope today.
Perfect timing too. I just bought a new keyboard and mouse.
The frustration is real.
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Saddest part is that she isn't a slut... and she's attractive enough for most people, but her ego is absolutely disgusting.
I could deal with that.

Ceph23 wrote:

My motherboard went nope today.
Perfect timing too. I just bought a new keyboard and mouse.
The frustration is real.
How can your motherboard go nope?
-sev

Trash Boat wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Saddest part is that she isn't a slut... and she's attractive enough for most people, but her ego is absolutely disgusting.
I could deal with that.
Pussy whipped
Bweh

Kheldragar wrote:

Brain, why don't you have mod title.
I am what's called a quickmod. I have little power when compared to those of the GMT as well as those who came before me, but it is enough to keep OT in line.
Yuudachi-kun
You sure keep me in line bby
Bweh
I don't know if I've already made this clear or not but, over a forum, flattery is completely useless on me.
Yuudachi-kun
I like coming on to people. Am I not allowed this?
Aurani
You could deal with an attractive, yet personality-wise utterly idiotic and disgusting chick?
Damn mate, not even I have those kind of tough nerves.
Trash Boat

Kaienyuu wrote:

Pussy whipped
You wot might?

Kheldragar wrote:

I like coming on to people. Am I not allowed this?
Nope
-sev
You heard me.
Rantai
Wow, leave for a while. Come back and see 700 pages have spawned in this thread.

You people move fast.
Aurani
A new person to insemimate, neat!
Bweh

Kheldragar wrote:

I like coming on to people. Am I not allowed this?
You're free to do what you want

I mean if it's annoying I'll just let you know but yeah go ahead and keep doing that if you really want I'll just respond as appropriate.

Aurani wrote:

A new person to insemimate, neat!
He mostly lurks all the time except to wish people a happy birthday so there won't be any of that

Rantai wrote:

Wow, leave for a while. Come back and see 700 pages have spawned in this thread.

You people move fast.
It's been longer than a while, honestly
Aurani
I've noticed that - was just joking mate.

I feel like playing WoT/WoWS, but got no PC and got to catch up with years of college material.... please, someone save me, I'm lazy.
Trash Boat

Kaienyuu wrote:

You heard me.
You don't hear written text, you dolt. You read it.

BUSTED

-sev
I feel like gouging my eyes out after reading that.
Granger
I am a jellyfish stranded on land.
-sev

Kaienyuu wrote:

I told myself I'd uninstall osu 3 hours ago but now I'm having doubts
B1rd
haha how naive
E m i

Kaienyuu wrote:

done
well see you tomorrow
SaigonAlice
RIP in reimu's sweaty armpits Kaienyuu
Ceph23
The installer makes such a big deal out of you uninstalling the game that it makes it impossible for you to not re-install it.
Aurani
Didn't give a single fuck about it. Easy as that. :p
-sev

[ Momiji ] wrote:

well see you tomorrow
Maybe in two months

Or never
Ceph23

Aurani wrote:

Didn't give a single fuck about it. Easy as that. :p
But osu! will get sad :(
Aurani
Oh no, I still have it installed... I have more than enough HDD space to simply leave it there and ignore it. :p
AutoMedic
holy sh** i cant swear anymore

f***!
-sev

Aurani wrote:

Oh no, I still have it installed... I have more than enough HDD space to simply leave it there and ignore it. :p
He actually plays offline all the time

tsk tsk
Aurani
Shhhhhh, don't expose me mate.
-sev
You may have to do something to shut me up
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