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B1rd

Frostei wrote:

I should stop sleeping for 12+ hours

Aurani wrote:

Waking up 3 hours before a 7-hour trip is the best thing ever. Fucking Hell, I want to go back to sleep so badly.
Well I feel completely refreshed after just waking up from sleeping for 20 hours. Time for some coffee <3
Friendan
what did you do to sleep that long even
Yuudachi-kun

Friendan wrote:

what did you do to sleep that long even
Depression
Trash Boat

Friendan wrote:

what did you do to sleep that long even
Hibernate
Friendan
Well actually it was most likely a 24 hour long fap
DeletedUser_4041880
There's also something called Hypersomnolence (hypersomnia). Hypersomnia can be secondary to medical conditions such as clinical depression, multiple sclerosis, encephalitis, epilepsy, or obesity. It can occur as an effect of taking certain medications, withdrawal from them, or drug/alcohol abuse. Certain physical problems can cause it as well.
Aurani

Kaienyuu wrote:

Aurani wrote:

7 hours alone in the bus. This journey couldn't have been better.
Why can't I have this kind of luck
It was Easter yesterday, so no sane person would travel on that day. Luckily, I'm not sane.
Vialle

silmarilen wrote:

dicks are gross
The reason i dont read gangbang H
BackOffMe50ft
Genitals are gross looking in general
B1rd
Men are not pleasant to look at. I don't think they're meant to be.
Aurani
Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality.

Speaking of which, an ex contacted me today and wanted to give me back a shirt I left her when we were together. That was fucking 5 years ago...
B1rd
I'm not an expert on women but I'd say she doesn't care about returning your shirt.
Aurani
Well, I would also think of that first, was it not for the fact that I don't even remember her face anymore, so I would assume neither does she mine.
She was always weird as shit anyways.
Zelda
olivia272

Aurani wrote:

Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality..
Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.
EneT

olivia272 wrote:

Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.
A bit confident in yourself aren't you?
Aurani

olivia272 wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Proper women don't care as much about looks, as they do for personality..
Ahahaha. Personality does not matter when dissecting a pulchritudinous specimen.
You're still a girl. What do you know? :V
BackOffMe50ft
What if humans were nocturnal
EneT
We'd be ugly as fck from the lack of sunlight our skin comes in contact with
DeletedUser_4041880
Pale skin was a sign of wealth back then
BackOffMe50ft
So if I never go outside I'll be rich 8-) 8-)
silmarilen
no, the other way around
Yuudachi-kun

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

So if I never go outside I'll be rich 8-) 8-)
You are already rich.
Aurani
Shitty tanned commoner women, ew
DeletedUser_4041880
I can't stop eating goldfish crackers help
EneT
Solution: stop being chinese
DeletedUser_4041880
No thanks
EneT
Then go drink some water or something, that shit makes your mouth so dry
Trash Boat
Apple juice.

Done.
DeletedUser_4041880
Reminds me of kindergarten snacks
-sev

Frostei wrote:

I can't stop eating goldfish crackers help
I don't see any problems there.
Birdy

silmarilen wrote:

damn you're 1k posts ahead of me by now, remember when we had the same postcount?
This is what modding/BN-stuff, GD (I mean the IRL thread) spamming and formerly my graphics thread has done to my count. But then again you probably have way more if we count OT posts to that, too.
Aurani
So, apparently, making breakfast for someone in bed can lead to a +5 in friendship, but also a -42 if you colour the eggs black and purple for shits and giggles.
EneT
small increase in being generous, large decrease for messing with them? makes sense
Syphist
Why would you make the breakfast while in bed?
EneT
"For someone in bed" ... pls
Syphist
Lol, I love how you can make a sentence seem like OoT means something else.
Aurani
So, how in the world do you fry eggs in bed?

I am tempted to troll myself with a sexual joke.
Ceph23
I want to do it for you, but things might get to sexual between us.
Bweh
You'd need a portable stove

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