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Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

what does having the "God complex" have to do with me claiming you should go to bed because you spouted random gibberish? I'd like that one answered, mate.
That you can't actually conceive that once in a while I can be right. And I am right. Buying chocolate for oneself is ok, and I can prove that people still keep their waifus, at least just for fun.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

That you can't actually conceive that once in a while I can be right. And I am right. Buying chocolate for oneself is ok, and I can prove that people still keep their waifus, at least just for fun.
I'm the one who actually supports you most of the time, you bloody mongrel. Read the posts every once in a while, mate.

Trash Boat wrote:

This isn't actually true. Most people that are in a relationship still keep their waifus
Despite that, you were still wrong in the statement above. See the bolded part? Well, unless you're talking about the massive amount of 13 year-old children here on this Forum, I'll have to claim that you're wrong - or are you willing to back your statement up with actual facts, where you can prove that 75% (or more - since that is what the "most" applies to) of people in this world who are in a relationship actually watch Anime, and have "waifus"? Your argument was flawed from the start, mate.

Anyways, that STILL has nothing to do with my "God complex", as you like to name it. It's merely a statement of mine due to you claiming random things, such as the quote I provided above.
BrokenArrow

boat wrote:

Hey Fags

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.

Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."

It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".

How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers contine to die on the battlefields of Afghanistan, and for what? The moment you leave, it will be back to traditional Sharia law. Your technological advances count for nothing if all you do with them is watch porn and play video games. We will continue our jihad on the west, to maim and kill those who oppose or insult us. See the truth for what it is and revert to Islam immediately. It is your only hope of survival.
butt
AutoMedic

boat wrote:

Hey Fags

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.

Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."

It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".

How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers contine to die on the battlefields of Afghanistan, and for what? The moment you leave, it will be back to traditional Sharia law. Your technological advances count for nothing if all you do with them is watch porn and play video games. We will continue our jihad on the west, to maim and kill those who oppose or insult us. See the truth for what it is and revert to Islam immediately. It is your only hope of survival.
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Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

I'm the one who actually supports you most of the time, you bloody mongrel. Read the posts every once in a while, mate.
Yeah, when we aren't arguing against each other. And I really appreciate it.

Aurani wrote:

Despite that, you were still wrong in the statement above. See the bolded part? Well, unless you're talking about the massive amount of 13 year-old children here on this Forum, I'll have to claim that you're wrong - or are you willing to back your statement up with actual facts, where you can prove that 75% (or more - since that is what the "most" applies to) of people in this world who are in a relationship actually watch Anime, and have "waifus"?.
Not exactly anime but alright, here.



It still remains in her signature

Aurani wrote:

Anyways, that STILL has nothing to do with my "God complex", as you like to name it. It's merely a statement of mine due to you claiming random things, such as the quote I provided above.
Actually I exagerated with the god complex thingy. What I meant is that you were being too cocky
Aurani
Let's just drop it before even the few people who don't wish me being hanged with my own guts start wishing it. :p
Just don't take it so seriously, considering that I rarely have something negative to say about you, and even when I do I'm not being too serious with it.

Trash Boat wrote:

Actually I exagerated with the god complex thingy. What I meant is that you were being too cocky
But, I'm always being a cocky/arrogant prick... that shouldn't be anything new, lol.


Now something on-topic... next stop, 1111 hours. :V
Trash Boat


Sorry mate I just had to :D You are still worth of respect though.
IppE

Milkshake wrote:

you might as well start sacrificing all your beer to the finnish men in the osu! community now
Incidentally, I had a beer with Valentiino and Depator today.

Trash Boat
is that beer?
Granger
Friendan

Trash Boat wrote:



Sorry mate I just had to :D You are still worth of respect though.
barzoople
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Corin

This was incredibly funny to me
piruchan

boat wrote:

-snip-
I want to know how ISIS and any other similar organizations are going to respond after 'Murica drops a hydrogen bomb in their territory.

Wow, Mr Color being nice.
Aurani
Well, for you it's definitely all shits 'n' giggles, as you live all the way in the arse of the world, but if they ever drop such a thing over there, I'm afraid that they would cease to exist, and it would only strengthen such extremist organisations. You know, just go and invade other countries, and when half of the residents there become mentally unstable due to all the shit they've seen, drop a bomb on them in the name of freedom.

+1 for the thinking, Piru. :V
Zelda


Freedom.
piruchan

Aurani wrote:

as you live all the way in the arse of the world,
Correct.

Aurani wrote:

+1 for the thinking, Piru. :V
It's piru, not Piru.
IppE

piruchan wrote:

I want to know how ISIS and any other similar organizations are going to respond after 'Murica drops a hydrogen bomb in their territory.
Must be my crippling autism doing things again but for some reason I really don't like it when people call thermonuclear weapons "hydrogen bombs", even though the main blast in such weapons is indeed made with hydrogen fusion.

Zelda wrote:



Freedom.
Dearest Zelda, that image is never going to get loaded into peppy's asinine image proxy thing because its over the magical 3MB threshold.
Aurani

piruchan wrote:

Correct.
Better move to Europe where the real fun is. All the cancerous politics, piss poor E-European countries, overly jewish W-European countries and kebab immigrants aside, it's a really beautiful continent. :V

piruchan wrote:

It's piru, not Piru.
I don't like first-lowercase-starting-letter names, so you're Piru.
boat

piruchan wrote:

boat wrote:

-snip-
I want to know how ISIS and any other similar organizations are going to respond after 'Murica drops a hydrogen bomb in their territory.
the middle east is already a shithole wasteland thus Sweden became the European mecca and all kinds of bombs would have already been dropped except "'Murica" can not afford the middle east not being at a concurring war
DeletedUser_3905941
fresh oc cringe

Zelda

IppE wrote:

Zelda wrote:



Freedom.
Dearest Zelda, that image is never going to get loaded into peppy's asinine image proxy thing because its over the magical 3MB threshold.
That's such a shame. If only he wouldn't use Safari.

piruchan wrote:

I want to know how ISIS and any other similar organizations are going to respond after 'Murica drops a hydrogen bomb in their territory.
They won't, because 'Murica is, unfortunately, never going to do that.
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

piruchan wrote:

It's piru, not Piru.
I don't like first-lowercase-starting-letter names, so you're Piru.
Not acknowledging the capitalisation of someone's name is very disrespectful.


why is this not more popular?
Trash Boat

piruchan wrote:

Wow, Mr Color being nice.
You should note it, it's quite rare to find
Aurani

B1rd wrote:

Not acknowledging the capitalisation of someone's name is very disrespectful.
I'd like to hear where you pulled that one from, considering the situation we're in right now. Yes, it would be utterly disrespectful to write your name as (for example) "b1rd" instead of "B1rd", but not vice versa. Heck, not capitalising your own name, and then forcing me to write it with a lowercase letter makes it more so disrespectful for you, than me, as you're pulling me into your own cognitive hole.
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

I'd like to hear where you pulled that one from, considering the situation we're in right now. Yes, it would be utterly disrespectful to write your name as (for example) "b1rd" instead of "B1rd", but not vice versa. Heck, not capitalising your own name, and then forcing me to write it with a lowercase letter makes it more so disrespectful for you, than me, as you're pulling me into your own cognitive hole.
well the distinction was made with peppy's name. But of course refusing to properly type someone's name the way they've chosen to spell it is disrespectful. Having a lowercase name seems more humble to me.
Aurani
So, you're completely disregarding the whole idea of proper nouns being capitalised, write your own name like that, force ME to do the same (else you'll call me disrespectful for not following your ideals - which are sadly wrong), and then I am the one at fault there? Seems rather ignorant to me, mate.

I really don't care how the creator of the game that this site represents has chosen to write his name, as I'll still call him "Peppy", and if he is insulted because of that, well, that is none of my business.... or how you'd say "The last fuck I gave has flown away".
B1rd
are you parodying yourself?
Aurani
I beg your pardon?
Bweh
Most people here won't regard proper grammar and much less capitalization because of the medium. Moreover, I doubt anybody has enough presence in a forum to get offended about how you'd capitalize their name, given that the point gets across.
Aurani
So, when are you available for marriage? If nothing, at least let me keep you as a pet/companion.
Bweh
I'm no pet
Aurani
I'm pleased that you also see the importance of us forming both a physical and spiritual bond of equality.
Bweh
I'm just going to draw something really nice then cry to sleep
Aurani
Trash Boat
*sigh* What am I going to do with you, Bosnian?
Aurani
I truly hope you really meant Bosnian, and not Bosniak. I'd rather set myself on fire, eat my own liver and drop from an airplane onto a bed made of 2 meter long rusted pikes, than proclaim to be a Bosniak.
Friendan
great arguement goys
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

So, you're completely disregarding the whole idea of proper nouns being capitalised, write your own name like that, force ME to do the same (else you'll call me disrespectful for not following your ideals - which are sadly wrong), and then I am the one at fault there? Seems rather ignorant to me, mate.

I really don't care how the creator of the game that this site represents has chosen to write his name, as I'll still call him "Peppy", and if he is insulted because of that, well, that is none of my business.... or how you'd say "The last fuck I gave has flown away".
You really can't call someone's personal preferences in name capitalisation 'wrong'. I find it amazingly petty and disrespectful that you refuse to type someone's username how it's properly spelt.
piruchan
Okay stop.
I prefer when people type piru, but I'm not going to get mad when they decided to type Piru. I'm just going to tell them once and that's it.



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