Quaraezha wrote:

Just dropping by to say thanks to all those who greeted me in my birthday thread.
But Jesus God Damn, it's like all of your hymens broke during your period. I love it.

Things just had been a little hectic at school lately.

Jarby wrote:

D33d and I did a thing

It's not funny or interesting enough for the youtube thread so there

Liiraye wrote:

Guys guys guys, do you also smell something burning?

Dulcet wrote:

My dreams have been quite vivid lately, though it's a shame that my brain keeps forgetting about them, except for this one!

I had a boyfriend (not the same one) and he was rich (and he's not rich), because he worked with a very famous Jew company called YouTube. In few words, he was in a YouTube partnership. As rich and and charismatic as he was, he acted quite suspicious. Every time I came over to his house, which from the outside looked quite cheap but in the inside it looked like a high class apartment, he would do anything, anything ( )to please me, as long as I left at 3 AM or so, but not sooner. Every time I did something that bothered him, he would yell at me and call me useless, but asides from that he was a very scary, caring, and suspicious... sweetheart. One time, I was using his computer, and I said "it's almost 10 PM, I should probably go back home, you know!" but he said "Whore! Useless is what you are! I love you, and only you, and you dare to do this to me!? Go, and don't you dare show your face until tomorrow morning, because I love you THAT much!" And so, I parted. As I was walking back, there was this handsome young man who looked exactly like a young Michael Jackson (in fact, he was even wearing that Thriller red jacket, so it must have been him), and he followed me. I wasn't very pleased with that. Then, when he almost grabbed my hand, I took the pepper spray from my pocket (I always carry one with me IRL, so no big surprise that I had it in the dream, too. Besides, I was also wearing my favourite red jacket), but he stopped me by saying, "I mean no harm. I only mean to bring you parties, and joy. Will you come with me in that bar, and forget about yesterday's cries?", and he pointed to a bar, which magically appeared in front of us, but before I could agree or anything, I was already inside. The guy who looked like Michael Jackson ordered some drinks for us, and in the table right next to him, there were some underage chaps who were drinking like there was no tomorrow, but nobody bothered to card them. "I am sorry," I said, standing up, "but I am simply not interested." Still, I had to pay the bill, because in reality, that guy was just a host, and apparently 10 minutes with him were 50 dollars.

Anyhow, the morning after, I decided to walk to my boyfriend's house, but as soon as I entered, he packed everything in his house, except for a couch, a computer, few lights, and his bedroom. I asked him where he was going, and why he didn't say anything, but he only told me that he even if he wanted to tell me, he couldn't have, because he had to go right away. I wanted to go with him, but I knew that I couldn't anyway.

Dulcet wrote:

My dreams have been quite vivid lately, though it's a shame that my brain keeps forgetting about them, except for this one!

I had a boyfriend (not the same one) and he was rich (and he's not rich), because he worked with a very famous Jew company called YouTube. In few words, he was in a YouTube partnership. As rich and and charismatic as he was, he acted quite suspicious. Every time I came over to his house, which from the outside looked quite cheap but in the inside it looked like a high class apartment, he would do anything, anything ( )to please me, as long as I left at 3 AM or so, but not sooner. Every time I did something that bothered him, he would yell at me and call me useless, but asides from that he was a very scary, caring, and suspicious... sweetheart. One time, I was using his computer, and I said "it's almost 10 PM, I should probably go back home, you know!" but he said "Whore! Useless is what you are! I love you, and only you, and you dare to do this to me!? Go, and don't you dare show your face until tomorrow morning, because I love you THAT much!" And so, I parted. As I was walking back, there was this handsome young man who looked exactly like a young Michael Jackson (in fact, he was even wearing that Thriller red jacket, so it must have been him), and he followed me. I wasn't very pleased with that. Then, when he almost grabbed my hand, I took the pepper spray from my pocket (I always carry one with me IRL, so no big surprise that I had it in the dream, too. Besides, I was also wearing my favourite red jacket), but he stopped me by saying, "I mean no harm. I only mean to bring you parties, and joy. Will you come with me in that bar, and forget about yesterday's cries?", and he pointed to a bar, which magically appeared in front of us, but before I could agree or anything, I was already inside. The guy who looked like Michael Jackson ordered some drinks for us, and in the table right next to him, there were some underage chaps who were drinking like there was no tomorrow, but nobody bothered to card them. "I am sorry," I said, standing up, "but I am simply not interested." Still, I had to pay the bill, because in reality, that guy was just a host, and apparently 10 minutes with him were 50 dollars.

Anyhow, the morning after, I decided to walk to my boyfriend's house, but as soon as I entered, he packed everything in his house, except for a couch, a computer, few lights, and his bedroom. I asked him where he was going, and why he didn't say anything, but he only told me that he even if he wanted to tell me, he couldn't have, because he had to go right away. I wanted to go with him, but I knew that I couldn't anyway.

awp wrote:

I just had beers with my folks

I like having beers with my folks

Apex wrote:

By the way, there are random pains in my right kidney is painful like someone is gripping it. Then, the pain would lessen and return again. iI usually happens twice or thrice in a year and it lasts about 3 to 5 hours until it fully disappear. Anyone know what could be happening?

Apex wrote:

By the way, there are random pains in my right kidney is painful like someone is gripping it. Then, the pain would lessen and return again. It usually happens twice or thrice in a year and it lasts about 3 to 5 hours until it fully disappear. Anyone know what could be happening?

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

The same thing has happened to me, except with my left potato.

Maybe we all just get random bodily pain rarely? Although I was always worried that it was because I got kicked in the sack pretty hard when I was younger

Static Noise Bird wrote:

blaze trinkets errday

Apex wrote:

My brain is hurting like FUCK after going through the first 10 chapters of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Dulcet wrote:

Apex wrote:

My brain is hurting like FUCK after going through the first 10 chapters of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

It's not that difficult to read. It's not difficult at all!

Dulcet wrote:

Apex wrote:

My brain is hurting like FUCK after going through the first 10 chapters of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

It's not that difficult to read. It's not difficult at all!

Quaraezha wrote:

awp wrote:

I just had beers with my folks

I like having beers with my folks

>14 hours ago

Missed opportunity to have a Q&A with drunk awp.
:'(