ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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Brian OA
Your name is Aqo Papadopoulos, private investigator and circle clicker extraordinaire**.

You wake up to the sound of birds chirping. Your eyes open lazily, your body feels heavier than lead, and that fucking chirping is piercing your brain(man). The sun isn't even out yet.

Normally you'd hate mornings, but your hatred of birds makes this a special morning.

You put on the cast the doctor ordered you to wear for your crippled carpal tunnel and grab some breakfast. Normally you would've just gone to your computer and clicked on circles, but your keyboard is in pieces and you made a hole in your tablet after much use last night.

I don't know what the hell you eat for breakfast, but you eat breakfast.

Shortly after, you walk outside with a shotgun, still in your pajamas. By this time the birds have already shut up and the sun has come out. A policeman spots you, but immediately recognizes you and goes back to his duties.

"Blargh" you say as you start shooting birds anyway.

...

You manage to shoot down about two birds in an hour. You realize your aim sucks.

"I should practice some more Hard Rock" you mutter to yourself.

Then, a bird perches itself on a streetlamp nearby. Easy prey. You shakily aim your rifle towards the bird, but it sprouts gigantic arms as you pull the trigger. The bullets bounce off the bird's amazing muscular arms.

"CAAAAW" the bird cries. It jumps on you and beats the hell out of you.

...

You wake up in an alien spaceship. You don't know how you knew that, you just did. You're tied down to a bed. Some aliens approach you. The surgery lamp over you makes it difficult to make out their features.

" 'Ey weddo, didn't we harvest dis guy already?" one of them says in his alien accent.

"Ese, you're right mein" another figure responds.

"Fuckin' cholo, let's just stick some organs in him and pull them out again."

They operate on you without using anesthesia. It hurt as all hell, and you black out from the pain.


You wake up in your room in the middle of the night, sitting in front of your computer.

You're naked.

[]Head outside and try to find those goddamn aliens.
[]Head next door and use your neighbor's computer.
[]Put on some clothes and grab some dinner.
[]Post about this in Off-Topic.

what do

**in other words,not good at it.
Kyonko Hizara
tfw despair
Zare
I'm bored.
You know, this whole forum reminds me of another forum about Anime i was once active in. And it also had a group like our Off-Topic, with it's own small community and stuff.
Some of them were total dickheads, and since they were apparently derailing the whole foum to much, as in opening bad threads everywhere and acting all mighty and cool without even caring about the original main topic, Anime, anymore, the Admin eventually went crazy, insulted his mods, called them incompetent despite the fact they kept his forum together while he was away not logging in for weeks and decided to lock the whole forum, killing the entire community.
In the end, they were all retards, but it was still fun at times.

Anyway, I'm kinda glad our Off-Topic just sticks to being this small extra community which is sometimes stupid and sometimes funny, but not actually harming anyone else. And I'm glad it is moderated this incredibly well.
Now go ahead and hate me out of this subforum for another 3 months.
Kyonko Hizara
My mother and I just spend over an hour watching videos of really strange commercials
Birdy
IFHY4EVR, Zarerion, not just 3 months.
Tanzklaue

not sure if peppy has no humour

or if I messed up the quote so much that it doesn't make sense anymore.

I also totally should've written puush instead of push ;;
PudiPudi
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Zeraph

Zarerion wrote:

I'm bored.
You know, this whole forum reminds me of another forum about Anime i was once active in. And it also had a group like our Off-Topic, with it's own small community and stuff.
Some of them were total dickheads, and since they were apparently derailing the whole foum to much, as in opening bad threads everywhere and acting all mighty and cool without even caring about the original main topic, Anime, anymore, the Admin eventually went crazy, insulted his mods, called them incompetent despite the fact they kept his forum together while he was away not logging in for weeks and decided to lock the whole forum, killing the entire community.
In the end, they were all retards, but it was still fun at times.

Anyway, I'm kinda glad our Off-Topic just sticks to being this small extra community which is sometimes stupid and sometimes funny, but not actually harming anyone else. And I'm glad it is moderated this incredibly well.
Now go ahead and hate me out of this subforum for another 3 months.
i laf u zarerion :^)
dNextGen

Zarerion wrote:

I'm bored.
You know, this whole forum reminds me of another forum about Anime i was once active in. And it also had a group like our Off-Topic, with it's own small community and stuff.
Some of them were total dickheads, and since they were apparently derailing the whole foum to much, as in opening bad threads everywhere and acting all mighty and cool without even caring about the original main topic, Anime, anymore, the Admin eventually went crazy, insulted his mods, called them incompetent despite the fact they kept his forum together while he was away not logging in for weeks and decided to lock the whole forum, killing the entire community.
In the end, they were all retards, but it was still fun at times.

Anyway, I'm kinda glad our Off-Topic just sticks to being this small extra community which is sometimes stupid and sometimes funny, but not actually harming anyone else. And I'm glad it is moderated this incredibly well.
Now go ahead and hate me out of this subforum for another 3 months.
most of weaboo forum are like that anyway,dem 280 pounds fat nerds

this place is actually nice,why would anyone hate you for 3 months anyway ?
IppE

dNextGen wrote:

280 pounds fat nerds
Kyonko Hizara
Birdy
grats on 1,666 posts
Kanye West
thanks
Birdy
welcome
Queen Chan
hello friends i am here
Birdy
osu! Girl Gamer

cab i hit on u
Kanye West

Queen Chan wrote:

hello friends i am here
YoYOO YOYYoyoo!! GUurl doo CHU Diggg DEmm bLAq peEPS imm YO motHafuckuh $wAgGin 6eva Pl ·:*:·£øVê
PudiPudi
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Queen Chan

Static Noise Bird wrote:

osu! Girl Gamer

cab i hit on u
omg!!! u totes only want me for my bodies :pp
yes i am a girl
yes i p;ay vidya xDDDDxxfdd
Zeraph

Kanye West wrote:

Queen Chan wrote:

hello friends i am here
YoYOO YOYYoyoo!! GUurl doo CHU Diggg DEmm bLAq peEPS imm YO motHafuckuh $wAgGin 6eva Pl ·:*:·£øVê
holy fucking cancer.
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