*kicks the stand for masks*
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.IryN wrote:
um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
HOW there's a cockroach here!!??ghoulybits wrote:
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.IryN wrote:
um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
It's a product.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
HOW there's a cockroach here!!??ghoulybits wrote:
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.IryN wrote:
um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
It's supposed to be clean here!
Please clean better the shop!
I'm not sure it's a product there's not price tagYyottaCat wrote:
It's a product.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
HOW there's a cockroach here!!??ghoulybits wrote:
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.IryN wrote:
um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
It's supposed to be clean here!
Please clean better the shop!
that's it, I'm calling a health inspectorCorne2Plum3 wrote:
I'm not sure it's a product there's not price tagYyottaCat wrote:
It's a product.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
HOW there's a cockroach here!!??ghoulybits wrote:
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.IryN wrote:
um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
It's supposed to be clean here!
Please clean better the shop!
That's because it's priceless.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
I'm not sure it's a product there's not price tagYyottaCat wrote:
It's a product.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
HOW there's a cockroach here!!??ghoulybits wrote:
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.IryN wrote:
um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
It's supposed to be clean here!
Please clean better the shop!
No, there is. Look very, very closely at it's left hind foot.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
I'm not sure it's a product there's not price tagYyottaCat wrote:
It's a product.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
HOW there's a cockroach here!!??ghoulybits wrote:
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.IryN wrote:
um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
It's supposed to be clean here!
Please clean better the shop!
My apologies. Yes, I suppose you can leave with the microwave laser but... won't you stay a little longer? We've got all sorts of deals and business.abraker wrote:
Hello? I am still waiting... I was being assisted
No matter how attractive that option may be, I have made a risk vs reward analysis from which my decision has be derived from. I'll take the microwave laser and take my leave.ghoulybits wrote:
My apologies. Yes, I suppose you can leave with the microwave laser but... won't you stay a little longer? We've got all sorts of deals and business.abraker wrote:
Hello? I am still waiting... I was being assisted
oh ok i see it now, it's quite small but i suppose it will doghoulybits wrote:
No, there is. Look very, very closely at it's left hind foot.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
I'm not sure it's a product there's not price tagYyottaCat wrote:
It's a product.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
HOW there's a cockroach here!!??ghoulybits wrote:
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.IryN wrote:
um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
It's supposed to be clean here!
Please clean better the shop!
idk, seems you can't...Winnyace wrote:
g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
Don't tell the owner but I found a loose tile at aisle e^1207323002. It has a tunnel that leads to the outside. It's pretty long though so I'd recommend shoplifting some ghouly snacks and maybe some hearty meals. Gl and don't get caughtCorne2Plum3 wrote:
idk, seems you can't...Winnyace wrote:
g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
I think is on the right of the second mid section that locate in the left but just before the left middle section of the isle that have middle part of consist of two isle in between.Winnyace wrote:
g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
pretty sure we can find some food and drink while we are moving...IryN wrote:
Don't tell the owner but I found a loose tile at aisle e^1207323002. It has a tunnel that leads to the outside. It's pretty long though so I'd recommend shoplifting some ghouly snacks and maybe some hearty meals. Gl and don't get caughtCorne2Plum3 wrote:
idk, seems you can't...Winnyace wrote:
g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
what food? there's only candy and some scams here..Corne2Plum3 wrote:
pretty sure we can find some food and drink while we are moving...IryN wrote:
Don't tell the owner but I found a loose tile at aisle e^1207323002. It has a tunnel that leads to the outside. It's pretty long though so I'd recommend shoplifting some ghouly snacks and maybe some hearty meals. Gl and don't get caughtCorne2Plum3 wrote:
idk, seems you can't...Winnyace wrote:
g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
are you sure about that? I've already seen an aisle full of meat...Lilyn wrote:
what food? there's only candy and some scams here..Corne2Plum3 wrote:
pretty sure we can find some food and drink while we are moving...IryN wrote:
Don't tell the owner but I found a loose tile at aisle e^1207323002. It has a tunnel that leads to the outside. It's pretty long though so I'd recommend shoplifting some ghouly snacks and maybe some hearty meals. Gl and don't get caughtCorne2Plum3 wrote:
idk, seems you can't...Winnyace wrote:
g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
that will just lead to the backroomsYyottaCat wrote:
Easy. Just go through the floor.
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the storeghoulybits wrote:
Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
*sends text message*Lilyn wrote:
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the storeghoulybits wrote:
Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
I examined those last time. I sent out a probe. Those lead to an endless void. Interestingly enough there is one item in that void. It's cursed in the most bizarre way. I know what it is, but something prevents me from saying what it is. Say it, and I am overwhelmed by coughing or sneezing. Write it down, pencil breaks, pen runs out of ink. Type it, keyboard drivers crash. Even tried writing in blood. I fainted before I was able to make the second stroke.Lilyn wrote:
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the storeghoulybits wrote:
Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
You're experiencing the side effects of Ghoulymart's patented soul trademark method. Our apologies, but trade secrets, ya know.abraker wrote:
I examined those last time. I sent out a probe. Those lead to an endless void. Interestingly enough there is one item in that void. It's cursed in the most bizarre way. I know what it is, but something prevents me from saying what it is. Say it, and I am overwhelmed by coughing or sneezing. Write it down, pencil breaks, pen runs out of ink. Type it, keyboard drivers crash. Even tried writing in blood. I fainted before I was able to make the second stroke.Lilyn wrote:
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the storeghoulybits wrote:
Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.YyottaCat wrote:
You can't trap me, mister.
i'm not even in the martghoulybits wrote:
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.YyottaCat wrote:
You can't trap me, mister.
the moment you opened this thread you were teleported into the martz0z wrote:
i'm not even in the martghoulybits wrote:
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.YyottaCat wrote:
You can't trap me, mister.
why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
By choosing to participate in this thread, you have agreed to reside in Ghoulymart™ for all posts you make in this thread. The only way to truly leave is to stop posting.IryN wrote:
the moment you opened this thread you were teleported into the martz0z wrote:
i'm not even in the martghoulybits wrote:
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.YyottaCat wrote:
You can't trap me, mister.
why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
Of course, our application is hereIryN wrote:
Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
what happens if i get this thread lockedghoulybits wrote:
By choosing to participate in this thread, you have agreed to reside in Ghoulymart™ for all posts you make in this thread. The only way to truly leave is to stop posting.IryN wrote:
the moment you opened this thread you were teleported into the martz0z wrote:
i'm not even in the martghoulybits wrote:
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.YyottaCat wrote:
You can't trap me, mister.
why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
You'd just be a massive killjoy.z0z wrote:
what happens if i get this thread lockedghoulybits wrote:
By choosing to participate in this thread, you have agreed to reside in Ghoulymart™ for all posts you make in this thread. The only way to truly leave is to stop posting.IryN wrote:
the moment you opened this thread you were teleported into the martz0z wrote:
i'm not even in the martghoulybits wrote:
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.YyottaCat wrote:
You can't trap me, mister.
why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
After reviewing your application, we at Ghoulymart™ have decided to make you a member of our team, at the starting rate of 0.05 c/hour.IryN wrote:
I filled it out, can I be hired?ghoulybits wrote:
Of course, our application is hereIryN wrote:
Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
what kind of complete delusional psychopath pays in c and not in ot!bucks. No bank in this place will even accept that currency. A complete rip off!ghoulybits wrote:
After reviewing your application, we at Ghoulymart™ have decided to make you a member of our team, at the starting rate of 0.05 c/hour.IryN wrote:
I filled it out, can I be hired?ghoulybits wrote:
Of course, our application is hereIryN wrote:
Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
The "c" stands for store credit, which Ghoulymart will gladly take. Our employees don't need to visit any bank, because anything they would ever need is right. here.abraker wrote:
what kind of complete delusional psychopath pays in c and not in ot!bucks. No bank in this place will even accept that currency. A complete rip off!ghoulybits wrote:
After reviewing your application, we at Ghoulymart™ have decided to make you a member of our team, at the starting rate of 0.05 c/hour.IryN wrote:
I filled it out, can I be hired?ghoulybits wrote:
Of course, our application is hereIryN wrote:
Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Who are gonna kill meghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
susIryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level upLilyn wrote:
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
The only quest readily available as of right now is to retrieve 3 anime body pillows from the lava pit over at aisle q293rjksa29. You will receive 0.50 store credit for this quest.Lilyn wrote:
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
they aren't products in aisles 727 to 919... I checked and they doesn't have price tag. I checked carefully, even small details and there is not a price tag.IryN wrote:
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
The price tags are in their bodies.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
they aren't products in aisles 727 to 919... I checked and they doesn't have price tag. I checked carefully, even small details and there is not a price tag.IryN wrote:
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
To see the price tag you will need to buy our micromicromicromicromicroscope for the low low price of $250!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
they aren't products in aisles 727 to 919... I checked and they doesn't have price tag. I checked carefully, even small details and there is not a price tag.IryN wrote:
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
I looked at everywhere...YyottaCat wrote:
The price tags are in their bodies.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
they aren't products in aisles 727 to 919... I checked and they doesn't have price tag. I checked carefully, even small details and there is not a price tag.IryN wrote:
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
Esophagus.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
I looked at everywhere...YyottaCat wrote:
The price tags are in their bodies.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
they aren't products in aisles 727 to 919... I checked and they doesn't have price tag. I checked carefully, even small details and there is not a price tag.IryN wrote:
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
Plus I would rapidly notice if there was a price tag on their body
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
Rest assured, no customer ever enters our store without paying what they owe, so what you have described has never been an issue. If a customer refuses to comply, they will be... handled.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
wtf this is a scam at this point...ghoulybits wrote:
Rest assured, no customer ever enters our store without paying what they owe, so what you have described has never been an issue. If a customer refuses to comply, they will be... handled.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
Scam? I hardly think that making sure customers pay for the objects they purchase/destroy/use is a scam. It's common retail practice, really.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
wtf this is a scam at this point...ghoulybits wrote:
Rest assured, no customer ever enters our store without paying what they owe, so what you have described has never been an issue. If a customer refuses to comply, they will be... handled.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
eh sure, i'll BLJ for this..IryN wrote:
The only quest readily available as of right now is to retrieve 3 anime body pillows from the lava pit over at aisle q293rjksa29. You will receive 0.50 store credit for this quest.Lilyn wrote:
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Are you accepting this quest?
what's that supposed to mean?Lilyn wrote:
eh sure, i'll BLJ for this..IryN wrote:
The only quest readily available as of right now is to retrieve 3 anime body pillows from the lava pit over at aisle q293rjksa29. You will receive 0.50 store credit for this quest.Lilyn wrote:
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Are you accepting this quest?
But hiding the price... wtfghoulybits wrote:
Scam? I hardly think that making sure customers pay for the objects they purchase/destroy/use is a scam. It's common retail practice, really.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
wtf this is a scam at this point...ghoulybits wrote:
Rest assured, no customer ever enters our store without paying what they owe, so what you have described has never been an issue. If a customer refuses to comply, they will be... handled.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
speedrun tactic, backwards long jump to gain enough speed to break time and spaceIryN wrote:
what's that supposed to mean?Lilyn wrote:
eh sure, i'll BLJ for this..IryN wrote:
The only quest readily available as of right now is to retrieve 3 anime body pillows from the lava pit over at aisle q293rjksa29. You will receive 0.50 store credit for this quest.Lilyn wrote:
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Are you accepting this quest?
feel free to do so, return to the front of the store once you have completed the task, I will require you to return the anime body pillows to me as evidence of you completing the quest.Lilyn wrote:
speedrun tactic, backwards long jump to gain enough speed to break time and spaceIryN wrote:
what's that supposed to mean?Lilyn wrote:
eh sure, i'll BLJ for this..IryN wrote:
The only quest readily available as of right now is to retrieve 3 anime body pillows from the lava pit over at aisle q293rjksa29. You will receive 0.50 store credit for this quest.Lilyn wrote:
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Are you accepting this quest?
Just shove your hand into the esophagus. Not too hard.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
But hiding the price... wtfghoulybits wrote:
Scam? I hardly think that making sure customers pay for the objects they purchase/destroy/use is a scam. It's common retail practice, really.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
wtf this is a scam at this point...ghoulybits wrote:
Rest assured, no customer ever enters our store without paying what they owe, so what you have described has never been an issue. If a customer refuses to comply, they will be... handled.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
WTF who do that before killing it!?ghoulybits wrote:
Just shove your hand into the esophagus. Not too hard.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
But hiding the price... wtfghoulybits wrote:
Scam? I hardly think that making sure customers pay for the objects they purchase/destroy/use is a scam. It's common retail practice, really.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
wtf this is a scam at this point...ghoulybits wrote:
Rest assured, no customer ever enters our store without paying what they owe, so what you have described has never been an issue. If a customer refuses to comply, they will be... handled.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
... the humans. The price tag is in the esophagus for the humans. The price tag is on the bottom left leg for cockroaches. Please pay 100 dollars for the destruction of our property.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF who do that before killing it!?ghoulybits wrote:
Just shove your hand into the esophagus. Not too hard.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
But hiding the price... wtfghoulybits wrote:
Scam? I hardly think that making sure customers pay for the objects they purchase/destroy/use is a scam. It's common retail practice, really.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
wtf this is a scam at this point...ghoulybits wrote:
Rest assured, no customer ever enters our store without paying what they owe, so what you have described has never been an issue. If a customer refuses to comply, they will be... handled.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
*tries to open the cockroach*
Oh f*ck the cockroach is crushed and the esophagus totally ruined. The price tag is unreadable now...
what? I don't understand...ghoulybits wrote:
... the humans. The price tag is in the esophagus for the humans. The price tag is on the bottom left leg for cockroaches. Please pay 100 dollars for the destruction of our property.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF who do that before killing it!?ghoulybits wrote:
Just shove your hand into the esophagus. Not too hard.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
But hiding the price... wtfghoulybits wrote:
Scam? I hardly think that making sure customers pay for the objects they purchase/destroy/use is a scam. It's common retail practice, really.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
wtf this is a scam at this point...ghoulybits wrote:
Rest assured, no customer ever enters our store without paying what they owe, so what you have described has never been an issue. If a customer refuses to comply, they will be... handled.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
WTF. Are you seriously trying to tell me the price tag is on the esophagus!!?? It's totally stupid! How customers notice that! Did you never seen a customer killing one of them without paying???ghoulybits wrote:
Esophagus.
*tries to open the cockroach*
Oh f*ck the cockroach is crushed and the esophagus totally ruined. The price tag is unreadable now...
alriight i got the fuckin body pillows, can I take one for myself? it has elaina on itIryN wrote:
feel free to do so, return to the front of the store once you have completed the task, I will require you to return the anime body pillows to me as evidence of you completing the quest.Lilyn wrote:
speedrun tactic, backwards long jump to gain enough speed to break time and spaceIryN wrote:
what's that supposed to mean?Lilyn wrote:
eh sure, i'll BLJ for this..IryN wrote:
The only quest readily available as of right now is to retrieve 3 anime body pillows from the lava pit over at aisle q293rjksa29. You will receive 0.50 store credit for this quest.Lilyn wrote:
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Are you accepting this quest?
congratulations! you may take any of the body pillows with you. You have earned 0.50 store credits!Lilyn wrote:
alriight i got the fuckin body pillows, can I take one for myself? it has elaina on itIryN wrote:
feel free to do so, return to the front of the store once you have completed the task, I will require you to return the anime body pillows to me as evidence of you completing the quest.Lilyn wrote:
speedrun tactic, backwards long jump to gain enough speed to break time and spaceIryN wrote:
what's that supposed to mean?Lilyn wrote:
eh sure, i'll BLJ for this..IryN wrote:
The only quest readily available as of right now is to retrieve 3 anime body pillows from the lava pit over at aisle q293rjksa29. You will receive 0.50 store credit for this quest.Lilyn wrote:
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...IryN wrote:
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.Lilyn wrote:
I-I only have ot!bucks..IryN wrote:
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
why you can just kick us out of this shop?ghoulybits wrote:
DEATH.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Are you accepting this quest?