Alright so I've been thinking about this all day and I don't know what to make of it.
So it starts off with me, in jail, in Germany. I have no idea why, but the signs were in german so I know I was in Germany (I also don't know why I was in jail). It was a relatively quiet city with only a few people outside. There was also a small plaza. I felt like I was in a video game; specifically
Oblivion. So I looked outside my barred window and saw a big black-and-purple
something killing people in the main plaza area. So I called out the warden and showed him
Umbra, and he let me out to fight.
So I started to swing at him, swinging wildly, but...I just... couldn't... harm him. It was at that moment that I pressed R2 on my controller*** and I was able to lock on to him. Only after I woke up I realized that I was really in
Kingdom Hearts, not Oblivion.
So now that I was locked on to it, I killed it quite easily...
Fast forward a few hours (because I don't remember anything past that.
I was now in an average-looking black car with a very specific female childhood friend driving on the left seat and me riding shotgun on the right. I wasn't attracted to her because she was a childhood friend. So we were driving along, and pointed at an elementary school (which is the exact school I went to, which is weird because we're in Germany) and asked, "Do you think it was hard going to that school, not knowing the language and all?"
I responded, "No, it was pretty easy because the vowels are the same as Spanish (I'm actually not sure if they are)."
So right after passing the quiet school we got on the noisy freeway, and a car honked at us, but the honk was actually a bell and I realized that it's my alarm and then I woke up.
***This part is the most interesting because it felt like I was controlling myself, but if I was controlling myself, I couldn't have pressed R2, and I remember pressing R2 very vividly. So either I was controlling myself with a controller this whole time (less likely) or I wasn't controlling myself and someone else was, and I just felt as if I was controlling myself (more likely).